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Eugene Weekly : Personals : 12.30.04

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A FEW GOOD MEN 50ish Vivacious redhead with sparkling green eyes and a devilish smile is looking for a few good men to enjoy life with. Let's get together and see what life throws our way! VM# 4772

WHO ARE YOU? DWF, 41. I can feel you, I've even walked by you one time. Stopped dead in my tracks, was so surprised, didn't know what to do. Please call, I'm still here. VM# 4770

MOUNTAIN ANGEL 44, petite fit professional nature lover looking to share holistic health, energy work, dancing, and fine wine in an intimate and romantic relationship. Spiritual and financial sovereignty a must. Namasté. VM# 4768

FINGER THE PEANUT SWF, 43, almost HWP. I eat peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers, am overly sensitive, afraid of intimacy and obsessive compulsive. Want a macho 34 yo man. VM# 4767

GOT SPURS? ISO the quintessential cowboy, rugged, hard working, athletic, kind, honest, content. I'm attractive, fit, educated, easy going, healthy and happy. I'd enjoy sharing some good times. NS, ND. VM# 4765

NO YELLING PLEASE Rollie pollie looking for weeble wobble that won't fall down. 40+ year old looking for hand holder, I smoke. NO yelling, home, work most important. Are you seeing Modest Mouse this January? VM# 4763

LETS TALK I'm an independent, attractive and fun 36 yo SWF. I like hiking, biking, camping, gardening, traveling, movies, music, dancing, honesty, affection, intelligence and thoughtfulness. Call me, lets talk. VM# 4759

SPIRITUAL PARTNER Attractive, fit, passionate woman ISO similar qualities in 30-50 yo, healthy, active, romantic partner, who shares interest in spirituality and meditation and desire for fun, passion, creativity, and connection. VM# 4756

CONSPIRING? Tall, slim, intelligent artist, nature freak BA, 51, seeks coconspirator for conversation, hikes, dancing, music, films, film making, growing vegetables, subverting paradigms or anything but solitude. VM# 4752

STAYING REALISTIC Have trouble finding sock mates, much less soul mates? Now seeking fun, adventure, support, mutual interests. Friends first, more if match shows up. No static cling, please. VM# 4747

ISO SUPERMAN Eclectic, spirited, loving woman seeks man with the qualities of John Lennon, Superman, Dahli Lama, Bill Gates, and the Tapit brothers. VM# 4706

SOFTY DWF, 5'2 1/2'' tall seeks sweet man for friendship and affection. ISO fit 40+ king, calm, easygoing, STD free and no drugs. VM# 4704

TEXAS GAL SEEKS Gentleman, 50-60, who is physically fit, healthy, honest and has integrity. I'm a romantic SWF risk taker. Been in Eugene one year. Where are you? VM# 4696

READY FOR LOVE 40'S attractive. ISO happy, good guy, nonsmoker, positive attitude, social drinker, drug and disease free, honest, over ex. For music, art, wine, films, dining out, travel, camping. No republicans, religious fanatics. VM# 4674

HORROR PUNKS SF with one kid seeks guy into horror flicks, punk, 98% sobriety, reading, traveling, going to coast. Must have own car. Curious? Call me! VM# 4671

BRUNETTE BABE SWF, 42, 5'3", 120 lbs. Sweet, happy, deep thinker, great mom, great cook. ISO handsome handyman for laughter and loyalty. Into lots of outdoor activities, movies, dinners. NS, ND. LTR. VM# 4658

WHAT'S NEXT? Attractive, youthful, creative 56 yo, campaigned for Kerry, now wants to laugh, have fun with empathetic, intelligent, 52-60 yo. He likes the outdoors, fine arts, reading, movies, Bill Moyers, can dance. NS. Write Blind Box: "What's Next?" - VM# 4584

MATCHMAKER Looking to help a friend hook up? Calling cards for Eugene Weekly Personals are available. The gift of romance is the gift that keeps on giving.




JOURNEY SWM, 45, long hair ISO F for life journey. NS. VM# 4771

SWM, LATE 30S Long hair, simple values. ISO F, 25-35, petite, athletic, intellectual, progressive values, herb friendly for companionship, romance, love? Yoga, organic gardening, quiet lifestyle, country setting. VM# 4769

SCUBA DIVER Handsome, athletic, SWPW, college student, 39, 6'2", 215 pounds, light brown hair seeks WHF 30 to 42, NS, ND, STD free who likes to dance, swim, hike, cycle and ski, for friendship, dating, LTR. VM# 4762

MAKE ME PUKE MWM seeking petite woman to punch and kick me until I lose my lunch. Interactions will not necessarily involve sex, just physical humiliation that I'll remember for a lifetime. Tell me about yourself and how badly you'd like to whoop my ass. Write Blind Box: "Bludgeon." -

NICE WOMAN Active widower, 63, non smoker, social drinker, good health. Seeks a pleasant non smoking woman that enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, bike riding, rafting, dinner and movies. VM# 4745

LUVIT ON TOP? BIG? Jack Sprat could eat no lean. Gentle, left, ingenuous sixties grandpa wants a big bottom mama for adventurous true love, music and dance, tantric and trance, growth and play and helping one another. I like romance, humor, walks, bikes, movies, reading and trips. I'm positive, laid back, warm, supportive and caring. 6', 205, BR, BL. VM# 4742

WHERE AM I? SWM, 29, lost in a sea of freedom! Haven't been single since I was 17. Looking to meet You. I'm skinny, but attractive, and not hung up on looks. VM# 4739

WANT AN ASIAN Looking for kind hearted woman 40 to 50. I am 46, tall, slim build. Like hiking, beach, camping, kites, talking. Am nice, romantic guy. ISO Asian woman for LTR. VM# 4734

LETS HAVE FUN DWM, 42, in search of BBW, 30 to 50 for intimate fun times. No LTR, just a lot of loving, touching and squeezing. Please Write Blind Box: "Lets." - VM# 4732

DISCREET AFFAIR Seeking a passionate woman interested in a casual, brief, limited, romantic, discrete safe sexual affair with an intelligent, respectful, trustworthy gentleman. VM# 4692

DISCREET PARTNERS Looking for any ladies married or single, that would enjoy daily discreet encounters of being pleased, by a 6'0 open minded active local man. VM# 4689

LOVE ROMANTIC Interludes, movies, nature walks, window shopping, helping others, all kinds of music, friends to do special things? VM# 4686

TRAVEL SMILES Ocean sunsets, dances. SWM, 53, happy, honest, healthy. Let's travel Oregon and beyond. Hike, bike, art, dance, healthy sexually and spiritually. ISO SWF, HWP, NS, ND. Happy, young heart. 40-55, LTR? VM# 4677

LOOKING FOR FIT Playful woman, late 20s to late 30s, who likes sharing, laughing, discovering, discussing, intimacy, firmness, silliness. Me: healthy, very young 42 yo, 5'9", NS, slight European accent. VM# 4673

LOOKING FOR LOVE SWM, 23, seeking SWF who is intelligent, funny and herb friendly. Possible LTR. VM# 4672

A GOOD WOMAN Handsome, single, foreign decent, 52, 5'7". Funny, own business, needs one good woman, 40-50. Looks not important. Good heart for intimacy, possible LTR. Discretion required. VM# 4670

BLESSINGS My spirituality and listening heart are among my many assets. I thrive on personal growth and self awareness and am well balanced. I love simple adventures, tending my sacred gardens, and am highly active. I'm loving my recent retirement at age 60. Seeking woman that knows her power and shares in a spiritual and loving way. VM# 4669

I'M A LEFTY SWM, 52, too much to list. ISO SWF or AF for dating, friendship. Slender a must, 45-50. Progressive politics and educated a plus. Write Blind Box: "Lefty." -

HOMEBODY SWM, 58, with little money, ISO romantic companionship. I'm a kindhearted homebody who would like to meet someone who enjoys walks, movies, cooking. VM# 4660

CALL BACK KIMBERLY You replied to 'Smiles Guaranteed' while I was out of town. Would really like to meet with you. Please call again. I'll make it up to you ... VM# 4657

MATCHMAKER Looking to help a friend hook up? Calling cards for Eugene Weekly Personals are available. The gift of romance is the gift that keeps on giving.



BiW GROUP FORMING The Bisexual Women's Group, on going for 15 years. For all bisexual women over 21! Now meeting in Eugene. No monosexuals, no men, No TG/TS. VM# 4738

HONESTY 40s quality femme, spiritual, loving, strong, kind, loves animals, gardening and dance. Seeking quality femme who has a passion for life, for an honest, loving relationship. Friends first. VM# 4684

SPECIAL SOMEONE? 24 yo white female. ISO 21-30 feminine to tomboyish female to spend time with and possibly date. I enjoy hiking, camping, reading, and coffee. No drugs please. VM# 4676

OUTDOORSY Older lesbian looking for hiking, fishing, birding, camping, woods womyn to share Gaia's energy with. No dogs, smokers, drugs please. Blessings. VM# 4666

GREEN REALITY Older, fatter, wiser, fuzzier, stronger lesbian feminist seeks similar form for long term reality. Huggable, communicative, woodswise, simple liver will gain my heart. VM# 4659

MATCHMAKER Looking to help a friend hook up? Calling cards for Eugene Weekly Personals are available. The gift of romance is the gift that keeps on giving.




EBONY AND IVORY SWM seeks black male for discreet pleasure. VM# 4764

MASCULINE GAY Male, looking for gay or bi friends in Creswell. Be in shape and masculine, 20-40 only. VM# 4703

PLEASURE YOU Me: 30 yo, bisexually starved. You: 20-40 yo and willing to help. Nothing off limit, you set the limits. VM# 4697

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BODYTINGLINGCLIMAX Simple yet complex. Ever cried while smiling? Intense undefinable touch? Ever landed on the floor? Desired this with no strings attached? Only you will ever know ... promised. VM# 4679



SEXY BRUNETTE Voluptuous, feminine, attractive, bisexual, fun female with brown hair and eyes seeks attractive and funny friends +. Gay men, lesbians, bisexuals, and straight all invited. Leave your email and number. VM# 4760



GREAT SMILE At the Eugene library Eugene Weekly paper box my paper got caught in the opening, you said "Got ya." Loved your brightness! Let's talk sometime. VM# 4766

OUCH! Shorty, I saw you wake up this morning and it melted my heart. Let me be your ouchless Band-Aid. Je t'aime!

COFFEE AND LOVE Saw you, stumbling down Monroe with missing tooth and swollen face, reeling from painkillers, needing a shower. I made you coffee and fell in love a little more.

I SPY, SAT. 12/18 Hottie at Mulligan's: tan hat, black facial hair, dark eyes. Me: short blonde hair, blue eyes, looking at you on occasion during the night. Hee hee. Where did you go? VM# 4750

GARBAGE MAN We wait for you to take out the trash every weekend. Ever thought about stopping to say hello to some adoring shopgirls? VM# 4749

JACK AND BETH What happened last Saturday was the worst thing anyone has ever done to me. I lost my best friend and the person I love most in this world. I hope it was worth it, because the two of you caused me immense pain.

TRAFFIC WITNESS Thursday, Nov. 4, 6:30 a.m. Did you see accident at Broadway traffic light in front of IHOP? Red Grand Am and Aqua Blue Chevy LUV pickup. Eugene's finest lost witnesses name, phone number. Driver that ran red light is denying it. Help! VM# 4741

CORALY NEIGHBOR You've displayed dispicable behavior by stealing from children! You'd rather cats not sleep on a cold porch than children crying over their loss! I hope you feel the greatest shame. VM# 4737

YELTSIN DRUMMER Your a fat slob ... You have no respect for anybody or anything. If we cross paths ever again I'm going to beat your ass! VM# 4736

GATEWAY MALL DEC. 10 Friday 6pm. Me red curly hair, red vest, black skirt and boots chasing after son. You tall, blue jeans, light blue jacket. I looked up, you smiled. Single? Interested?

BLACK NIGHT, RAIN Could I but court the poet's heart what dim effort might clumsy art inspire? Comfort, fantasy's smart distance, dull dart and dash, the sort of inner fling no other sings. VM# 4705

AT THE O BAR I saw you at Karaoke Tuesday at the O Bar. You: Pretty Girl Singer. Me Shy. It was an awesome time as always! Next Week? VM# 4690

CROSSROADS Looking for info about Amy Tarvis. I was at a crossroads. I chose left, she was right. Trying to fix things. VM# 4680



HIGHER THAN THE SKY You are the most beautiful person I could have dreamed of. Emily, I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the ocean! Be with me forever!

THE BEAT GOES ON Awakening my heart, mind and spirit, ravishing my body. Love growing through time. Desire beyond comprehension. Mystery and beauty beyond understanding. Aching for wild, savage touch. Begging, as always. VM# 4754

EL JEFFE Crayons or is it colored pencils? What ever it is I've fallen in love with it! It's been a great year. Sorry about the delayed Christmas, I only want to give you the best. I love you, especially in the coconut pants!



PHOTO FANATIC I like photos. Send them all to me. Pictures of yourself, your friends, your party disasters, anything. Fully clothed, nudes, whatever you have, I'll cherish it, and use it in a collage. Send photos and a note describing what's going on. Write Blind Box: "Photography." -

HAVE A BABY? Young couple, 21 and 19, with 6 mo baby, seeks another young couple with baby for Scrabble, board games, and people to enjoy having dinner interrupted. Attachment parenting, kinda hippie. VM# 4694

HUNGARIAN Is Hungarian your first language. Would you be interested in making it my third? VM# 4662



DON'T RESPOND IF You're not uninhibited. SWM, financially secure, 6', 180 pounds, 40s. Totally open to all options. Would like to meet and discuss completely, raw, uninhibited passion. VM# 4761

DOG LOVER Experimental couple and standard poodle seeking humans or dogs of either gender for nights of cuddling. Send pictures. Write Blind Box: "Heavy Petting." -

NAUGHTY WOMEN ONLY You're a naughty woman who has fantasized about being bent over a knee and spanked. I'm an older professional gentleman. Let's discuss a safe, discreet rendezvous. VM# 4757

KINKY COMMUNITY?!? Yes it does exist in Eugene. BDSM parties in a sex positive, accepting atmosphere. Open to everyone, experienced or not. Call for more details. VM# 4755

YOUNG HOTTIE Older SWM looking for no strings attached relationship with younger woman, 24-36. Ideal for OSU coed needing help with school. VM# 4753

LONG-HAUL TRUCKERS Mature MWF wants a long-haul trucker(s) who wants a playmate to nibble on. Must be discreet, clean and know how to please a woman orally. Threesome a possibility. VM# 4751

GOOD CLEAN FUN SWM, 19, looking for fun with a woman, no strings attached. Please be clean. VM# 4748

FEMALE DOM WANTED Submissive guy looking for dominate female who enjoys her lifestyle. Looks or age not important. Will be loyal, trustworthy, being there for you desires, pleasures and whims. VM# 4743

WE WANNA WATCH Aspiring filmmakers seek attractive couples M, F to be filmed while having sex. Role playing is encouraged. See ya. VM# 4740

HANG IT OUT SWM late 40s, needs lady for no strings or ties bedroom fun. Trade massages, let's be honest, let it all hang out, fulfill your sexual urges. ND, NS, light drinks. STD free. VM# 4735

LOOKING FOR COUPLE 40s male sub, seeks possible LTR with Dom M, F couple. STD free, you be too. VM# 4733

30 YO BOY I'm a 30 yo WM looking for a couple: M/M or F/M, doesn't matter. Bisexual exploration and pure pleasure. Nothing off limits, you set the limit. VM# 4698

SUB CURIOUS? Early 20s, tall, attractive, SWM, looks for a Dom to break him in to the lifestyle. Also bi-curious. Up for anything with woman or couple. VM# 4695

ONE TIME THING Young MWC ISO young white male, 18-35. We are clean and STD free, seeking same. Looking for a little fun with a respectful person. VM# 4693

NEEDS COMMUNITY Non-exclusive exchanges of honest communication, affection, compassion, trust, intimacy, body heat, skin contact. Other resources: skills and wisdom expressed as good conversation, creative handy work, amateur science, maybe saving the world, with a little help. We all function best with needs fulfilled. VM# 4687

SEARCH FOR 69 Slim, athletic, clean, 35 year old male in search of the right 69. Looking for slim, clean males, females or both for discreet fun. VM# 4685

WOW! (FLOOR TALK) 55+, Intense and discrete. Awake smiling. You will love all aspects. Younger man looking for knowledge women who longs for soft yet stunning closure. Laugh from the floor longing for more. VM# 4678

CAN YOU JIGGLE IT? Handsome white gentleman seeks a big, fat, jiggly WF for occasional message parties. Feel good fun with no strings attached. Pretty hands and large breasts a plus. Call now. VM# 4668

BBW WANTED SWM Looking for a woman interested in possible long term D/S relationship. Race, age not important, but bigger is better. VM# 4667

LICK MY BOOT, WORM Local Dominatrix and her part time female assistant are growing bored with some of our worshippers. Consequently, we are accepting applicants for the position of worthy minion. Opportunities for investing in an interactive web site also under consideration. Fetishes of all kinds are welcome. VM# 4665

MALE BONDAGE Fit, handsome, 20something BiWM seeks other fit or muscular men for bondage encounters. Straight, gay, Bi are fine. Safe, sane fun. No fats or femmes. VM# 4661

HOLDING YOU FIRST Tired of self-centered men? Craving tender foreplay, your desires met, being held close? Patient, intuitive, attentive, skilled, intelligent and mature. Discretion guaranteed. Good kisser. Call ... I will make you happy. VM# 4656

MATCHMAKER Looking to help a friend hook up? Calling cards for Eugene Weekly Personals are available. The gift of romance is the gift that keeps on giving.



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