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Announcements

HENNA TATTOOS by Briana Coiner and Clair Coiner. Parties, festivals, special events, private appointments. Call 541-345-1411.

MAKE-OVER MAGIC! Let my Hollywood styling experience help you be the best you! Hair, make-up, and ward robing. You will end with a beautiful new you and photographs too! Peggy Iileen, 343-6544.

SURPRISE MOM with a beautiful new portrait. Give her the gift of a portrait of you, or give her a full treatment session for her. Only $125. Includes make-up, styling, 36 photos. See samples at www.EugenePhotographer.com Peggy Iileen 343-6544.

Classes

WATERCOLOR FOR beginners. Four sessions, $64. Wednesdays 11-2 or 6-9. On-going. $16 per class. Nancy Bright 342-8051.

Free

BIG FRIKKEN DESKS. Three big, old wooden desks. Sturdy, not pretty. Free to good home, one or all. Dinae, 346-4356.

Lost & Found

FOUND: DOG, 3rd and Polk. Female mixed breed, red collar. Please call 345-7684.

Meetings

MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS meets Wednesdays, 7:30-9pm. Saturdays 6:30-7:30pm. St. Mary's Episcopal Church 13th and Pearl. www.marijuana-anonymous.org

EARTH DAY means something, so make sure this Eugene Weekly doesn't end up in your trash. We're watching you, yes, you, right now.

Adoption/Family Services

*ADOPT* ART museums, ball games, Broadway, financial security, family, fun, vacations, love await your baby. 1-800-989-6766 Expenses Paid.

ADOPT: HAPPILY married, caring couple will give a newborn love, education, wonderful future. Confidential. Expenses paid. We're easy to talk to. Carol and Michael, 1-800-771-1663.

ARE YOU PREGNANT? Feeling alone? Talk with caring people who listen and can help. Living expenses paid. Toll free 24/7 One True Gift Adoptions. 866-921-0565. (AAN CAN)

Workshops

EMOTIONAL AND Physical Intelligence: The Somatic Enneagram, with Andrea Isaacs. An experiential approach to exploring the relationship between personality and the body. Thurs., Apr. 28, 7-9pm; $10, $15; 343-5004.

 

EMPLOYMENT

Help Wanted

NEW RESTAURANT: Full staff needed. Experienced wait people, bartenders, chefs, food prep, dishwashers. Opening in mid May. Please send resume and references to: Lilith's Lair, PO Box 1203, Eugene OR 97440. No phone calls or drop offs accepted.

LOCAL HEALTH care office seeking LMTs to provide quality message work to patients. Must be experienced and professional. Send resume to PO Box 3535 Eugene 97403.

LOSE WEIGHT Like Crazy. Burn fat, block cravings, boost energy. All natural! Super Easy! call 888-257-3625.

VENUE MANAGER, promoter, soundman, booking agent for Adam's Place, Luna. Resume to booking@lunajazz.com, Luna 30 E. Broadway, Eugene, 97401.

MECHANIC: HEAVY DUTY EQUIPMENT, YARDERS. Syar Industries, Inc. is seeking journeyman mechanics at our Yolo County, CA plant. 2 years experience repairing diesel engines, power trains, electrical and hydraulic systems on Washington yarders #208 and #217 and/or CAT and Cummings heavy construction equipment required. Excellent compensation and benefits. Membership in Operating Engineers Union or winning to join. MFHV/EOE. Send your resume to Sayr Industries, Inc., P.O. Box 2540, Napa, CA 94558. Fax, 707-254-3007, email: kjohnson@syar.com

DIRECT CARE serving adults with developmental disabilities in residential settings. Varied shifts and relief available. Valid ODL required, must pass criminal history and driving record check. Send resume with cover letter or apply to 405 North "A" Street, Springfield, OR 97477.

QUALMAX, INC. An international company selling VOIP solutions based in Eugene, Oregon seeks MIS Engineer to manage internal network. The candidate will posses skills in Microsoft products including Exchange Server and ADS, network design and maintenance. Voice and Cisco experience including certification is a plus. We offer competitive salary, benefits and a great work environment. Must be a team player. Please send resume to: resume@qualmax.net

CAREGIVER NEEDED Younger man with ALS needs attentive caregiver for 5 day live in. ODL and references required. 736-9044, 968-5485.

EAST 15TH ST Massage Center seeking PT LMTs focused on foot therapy or deep tissue. Committed to spiritual practice. 686-4461.

CAMPAIGN JOBS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE Help end child poverty, reduce the spread of HIV/AIDS and help tsunami efforts.

Join the nation's largest Grassroots Public Interest organization. $300-$500 per week. 18+, Career opportunities and benefits.

Call Wendy, 686-2771.

EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, six years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@comcast.net 541-688-1488 (Female Callers Only).

Employment Information

CASTING: New TV show looking for people currently addicted to drugs, alcohol, anorexia, pornography, steroids, shoplifting, etc. We want to tell your story. www.newdocudrama.com(AAN CAN)

MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN)

Career Training

BARTENDERS. Up to $1,200 week. Tips + wages. No experience required. Multiple FT/PT positions available. Call 800-806-0083 ext 202. (AAN CAN)

GOVERNMENT JOBS. Earn $12-$48/hr. Available with full medical and dental benefits, and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800-320-9353 ext. 2250. (AAN CAN)

Business Opportunities

START YOUR home-based transportation brokering business, make $100,000 a year. We will show you how with free 40 minute DVD. 1-800-776-7067. www.loadtraining.com(AAN CAN)

ARE YOU A GOOD SHOPPER? Then you would make a great Mystery Shopper! Flexible hours, complete training. Start immediately. Must have Internet access. Call 800-296-3561.

EARN DEGREE online from home. Business, Paralegal, Computers. Computer and financial aid if you qualify. 1-866-858-2121. www.tidewatertechonline.com(AAN CAN).

GUARANTEED WEEKLY INCOME Great hours, all training provided. Sell public safety supplies nationwide in high energy, upbeat office! Generous bonus structure, and additional monthly incentives. Full time, permanent position ONLY! Benefits available. Don't wait start your new career TODAY, call 344-4434 EOE.

THE WORLD'S first certified organic skin and body care unique business opportunity. 541-913-6836, eely@comcast.net, www.mienterprize.com/?erinelyWORK AT home, process Internet applications. Business kit, $1. Training, $65. 100%guaranteed. Up to $3,000 monthly. Start immediately. 810-320-9522.

DIRECT SALES with unlimited earning potential of $2k-5k or more per week! if serious call 1-888-889-1501.

WORK IN ADULT FILMS. No experience. All types and sizes. WORK in films, magazines, and on live Internet sites. Searching for beginners, make money daily, meeting exciting new people while having fun. Call Worldwide, 11am to 6pm EST. 1-800-508-5384.

A REALISTIC $10K/mo. potential income working from home. 24 hour info message. 800-373-6591.

$1,050 WEEKLY income mailing sales brochures from home. Genuine opportunity working with wholesale company. Supplies provided. No selling or advertising. Call 647-722-8424 (24 hours). (AAN CAN)

EARN $3,500 weekly! Answering Surveys Online! $25-$75 Per Survey! Guaranteed Paychecks. Process E-mails Online $25 per e-mail. Mystery shoppers earn $57/hr Shopping! www.RealCashPrograms.com(AAN CAN)

HELP WANTED Earn extra income assembling CD cases at home. No experience necessary! Start immediately! 1-800-688-0295 ext. 870. www.easywork-greatpay.com(AAN CAN)

*MOVIE EXTRAS* Earn $150-$300/day. All looks, types needed. No experience necesary. TV, music videos, commercials, film, print. Call toll free 7 days! 1-800-260-3949 x3025. (AAN CAN)

2005 POSTAL Positions! $17.50-$59.00+/hr. Full benefits. Paid training and vacations. No experience necessary! Green Card ok! For more information call 1-866-329-0801 ext. 1050. (AAN CAN)

ALL CASH candy route! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 Machines and Candy. All for $9,995. 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN)

 

FOR SALE

Computers

EXTERNAL FIREWIRE CD burner. Practically new Sony CD-R/RW drive for sale. Only used 12 times. In box, original packaging, software and iLink cable all included. Windows and Mac compatible. Make offer. Call Mark, 484-0519 x12. Burn, Baby, Burn!

NICE PENTIUM computers, CD burner, DVD player, internet ready warranty. $125-$150. Also, service calls, 684-4883, 513-1076.

Electronics

EUGENEHIFI.COM High end audio. Exposure, Sonneteer, Spendor, Castle, Neat, Van den Hul, Atlantis. 729-8458.

Hot Tubs/Pools

SPA, NEVER used. Many jets. Therapy seats, loaded. Still under warranty. $2,750. 503-566-7452.

Misc.

GENTLY USED Tony Little Gazelle Freestyle Elite exercise machine. Call Virginia or John 343-2680 to see and try. $200 or best offer.

RECYCLED COTTON insulation for eco house, yurt, or bus. Great R-value, no itch, fireproof, meets, exceeds code. 302-3081.

Musical

SWELEGANT ANTIQUE upright piano: $750, payments or trade. 434-0332.

TV

FOX NEWS OWNS DIRECT TV! There is an alternative, with better picture, better prices, no cost service plan. Call the Liberal Satellite Guy, let's talk! 343-6288.

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM. Standard installation included. 50+ Premium channels, free 3 months. Access to over 225 channels. Limited time offer, restrictions apply, S and H. 1-800-877-1251. (AAN CAN)

 

MUSIC/ENTERTAINMENT

Band Members

ATHEIST MUSICIANS: Offensive punk, freak out, reggae. Seasoned bass, drum, keys, guitar player, songwriter, seeks other to join or form band. 895-5912.

DRUMMER WANTED: Celtic band looking for punk rock drummer. 342-6026.

DRUMMER WANTED for live shows, touring to support new CD. www.amishlovechild.com683-5170.

GUITAR PLAYER and drummer wanted for garage rock band. Must be able to tour. Male or Female. 579-9006.

TROMBONIST WANTED for upcoming gig and potential band member of Brazilian music. Call 683-2951.

WANTED: GUITARIST, keys or vocals. Serious live gig, advanced players only. Original music under label with studio. For info, call James at 998-1380 or visit www.squankykong.comfor complete details.

Lessons

FINGERPICKING GUITAR, frailing banjo, recorder, beg. mandolin, fiddle lessons. Patient, exp. teacher. Emily Fox, 345-5119.

MUSIC INSTRUCTION. Lessons in voice, piano, flute. Professional musician, teacher. Your home or my studio. 686-2469.

VOICE LESSONS with Tom Trent, D.M.A. Reasonable rates, convenient times. Free initial consultation. Call 688-7655.

 

HOME SERVICES

Cleaning

MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPERS: You name it, we clean it. Homes, offices, autos, post-parties, windows. Dependable and affordable, references available. Call Ron or Cynde, 681-5501.

IN A MESS? Eco friendly cleaning for reasonable rates. Call Colleen, 684-6934.

MEET A SWEET before you meet the heat! Place a Eugene Weekly Personal ad now to find that super summer fling. It's free and easy! Call 484-0519.

General Services

GARAGE ORAGANIZERS. What's in your garage or shop? Is it time to organize? How about your closets or home office? Call Hal at spacemasters.net 302-9663.

Maintenance/Repair

ECO-FRIENDLY Land Maintenance. Natural Gas, Electric and Organic. We do it all, cleaner. Affordable. Expand your vision . Also repair service, conversion. 337-0303 or 543-6015.

Painting

CUSTOM QUALITY HOUSE PAINTING by ArtTrek. Interior, Exterior. Restoration. Faux Finish. Sterling and Ruth. www.arttrekinc.com 683-0626. ccb#62677.

DERMINER PAINTING AND WOODCARE. Lowest prices, interior, exterior, faux, other specialties, free estim. 556-0374. CCB# 161831.

Yard & Garden

JUICY SUMMER JEWELS. Plant fruits now! Message: 541-345-8271, mobile: 556-3573, Michelle. Biodynamic plans, creation classes, eco-friendly housecleaning offered too!

GET READY FOR SPRING, DANDILYON gardening. Consultation, design, weeding, mulching, bed preparation, regular maintenance, mowing, hauling. Always organic. Barb or Jill, 683-4464.

CHRISTIE'S YARDCARE, lawns and year round yard maintenance. Rock designs, tree and hedge trimming. 543-4808.

LOWEST RATES lawnmowing. Reliable Jon's Handiwork. Mowing, edging, organic gardening, planting, hauling, pruning. All landscaping needs. Reasonable rates, since 1996. 302-5758. Licensed, Bonded, Insured.

ECO-FRIENDLY Land Maintenance. Natural Gas, Electric and Organic. We do it all, cleaner. Affordable. Expand your vision . Also repair service, conversion. 337-0303 or 543-6015.

KATYDID GARDENING Organic gardening, maintenance, consultation and design. Katy, 822-9848.

PLANT SALE 100s of unusual Perennials, great prices. Open daily, 3000 Calla. 689-4686.

 

PROFESSIONAL SERVICES

Child Care

BEYOND THE BASICS CHILDCARE, a nurturing home environment for your child, registered, wholesome meals, credentialed teacher. Open 24 hours, call, Jennifer 344-8450.

Computer

COMPUTER REPAIR, networking and virus repair, software support. Call Tim at 344-5298.

COMPTIA A+ Certified professional PC tech. Support, trouble shooting, disk and file recovery. Virus repair. $25/hr at your door. John Waters, 653-1248.

Culinary

CHEF JOHN, your Personal Chef. For at home events and dinner parties. Chef John will make it happen! www.ChefJohn.biz

Film/Video

VIDEO PRODUCTION Classes! Community Television now offering comprehensive courses in studio, field, analog, digital editing. Call 341-4671. CTV-CH29.

Financial

$$ A CASH NOW OFFER $$ Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards, and annuity payments into cash now. Free Quotes, 1-800-815-3503. www.ppicash.com (AAN CAN)

$$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth #1 1-800-794-7310. (AAN CAN)

Professional Services

$50,000 FREE cash grants 2005! Never repay! For personal bills, school, new business. Fee for information. $49 billion left unclaimed from 2004. Live operators! 1-800-785-6360 Ext. #74. (AAN CAN)

INJURY SETTLEMENT Recipients! Get the most cash for your structured settlement. Fast Service. Personal attention. Free Quote. www.stonestreet.com1-800-844-5136 (AAN CAN)

Professional Services

$50,000 FREE cash grants 2005! Never repay! For personal bills, school, new business. Fee for information. $49 billion left unclaimed from 2004. Live operators! 1-800-785-6360 Ext. #74. (AAN CAN)

Photography

4X6 PHOTOS from your digital camera. As low as $.15/print. Evergreen Film Service. 1412 W. 7th. 686-2183.

 

WELLNESS

Astrology

EMBRACE THE UNIVERSE, guided by Gael Johnson. Specializing in inspiration, empowerment, working with Mercury, Saturn, Sun cycles, Mid Life transits and transformation. 541-937-8597 or earthstars3@juno.com

GRANDMOTHER TREE. Evolutionary astrology, sound healing, bodywork. Sylvia Hawley, 541-741-5130. LMT#6388.

Bodywork

ECLECTIC INTUITIVE MASSAGE #5219. More than a generic spa massage. "Best I have had," client's quote. 686-4644.

Counseling

EXPERIENCED COUNSELOR. Receive support and learn skills to increase your resourcefulness. Enhance your inner and outer life. Richard Grimaldi, MPW. 344-7604.

Health & Nutrition

VIAGRA, $2.40/dose. Cialis available. Lowest price refills guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Non Profit Organization Toll free: 1-866-579-8545. (AAN CAN)

Wellness

PRESCRIPTION DIET Pills. No prior prescription needed. Prescription pain pills, no doctors fees. Prescription sleep aids, US based and FDA approved. Prescription muscle relaxer. Next day delivery. 1-800-715-0445. www.valuerx.biz(AAN CAN)

Intuitive Arts

ANGEL READINGS, past lives, aura and chakra balancing, numerology and astrology charts, spiritual career counseling, medical mysteries: Rita Anne Hartmann, 729-7343.

Massage

IMPROVE BODY, mind, spirit with Hawaiian Hot Stone, Deep Tissue, Gentle Relaxation, Reiki. Meghan Quinn, LMT#10801. Flex hours, sliding scale, gift. cert. 431-7317.

APRIL DISCOUNT! Professional massage, $43 an hour, insurance OK. Cindy Muntwyler, LMT#1617. 1661 High, 683-7000, 345-4123.

HEAVENLY TOUCH. Deep work to light touch massage. Nice office, easy parking. Diane, #9736. On call 12/7, 461-5950.

Pregnancy Support

FULL MOON MIDWIFERY Pregnancy, birth and newborn, family centered care. Sliding scale.Georganne Clark, DEM 242-3601.

Spiritual

WONDERING ABOUT your spiritual life? Attend free workshop on past lives, dreams and soul travel. April 18, 25, 7pm, 315D W 13th. Info, 954-9032.

 

HOUSING

Commercial Property

OCEAN ODYSSEY Real Estate. 265 Hwy 101, Yachats, OR 97498. "Your Best Interests, Guide All Our Actions." Featured Property: Ocean view, Highway frontage, Commercial Building for sale in scenic Seal Rock, Many upgrades. 1986 Sq.ft. Parking for 12+ cars. High traffic area. Call Cheryl LaRiccia, MLS # 05285, to see this business opportunity offered at $230,000. 541-547-3258. www.oceanodysseyrealestate.com

Mobile Homes

1981 4'X70' mobile home to move. With extras and sunporch, $5,000, 998-8968.

Real Estate

FREE EMAIL listings! Kathy Ging, M.A., G.R.I., Socially responsible Realtor, 19 years of ethical practice, networks local self-reliance! Milestone Realty; local 729-1444; 800-944-0130. kathy@kathyging.com

PUBLISHER'S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise "any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." Familial status includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or legal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody of children under 18. This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free at 1-800-669-9777. The toll-free telephone number for the hearing impaired is 1-800-927-9275.

Apts. for Rent

SMALL COTTAGE, on shared lot. $475/mo. Quiet, near UO. Long term. NS, no dogs, no Sec. 8. References required. 343-2884.

LARGE STUDIO, furnished. Private bath, entrance, kitchenette. NS, NP. $450/mo includes utils, cable TV. Barb, 345-4491.

1-BDRM MIDTOWN historic 4-plex. Newly refurbished. Beautiful hardwood floors. No pets. $575/mo + dep. 1230 Oak. 954-3289.

CHARMING, 1-BDRM apt, large windows, skylights, garden, chickens. Quiet, wooded street, S Eugene. $600/mo incl all. 686-8741.

BE YOUR own landlord! EBHC is looking for community minded individuals, families, interested in cooperative living. Section 8 OK! No application fee! No more cats, dogs. Call for information, 683-0745.

STUDIO QUIET, clean. $409/mo. E. 25th hills. Walk U of O. Fireplace, W/D, 8'x10' storage, patio, free parking, bus. 344-2448.

Homes for Rent

NEWLY REFURBISHED vintage, 3-bdrm on quiet street near river, bike path. Wood floors, gas utilities, front porch and deck. No smoking, but will consider small pet with references. Available May. $925/mo 689-1738.

SUNNY 3-BDRM, 1-ba in SW hills. Deck, pellet stove, view, remodel, lots of light, quiet neighborhood. $875/mo + dep. 988-0161.

SE EUGENE 3-bdrm, 2-ba, 2 car garage, woodstove, on bus line and bike path. Avail. May 10th. $1000/mo + dep. 520-9688.

FOR PEOPLE who care, 3-bdrm, 1-ba large duplex. Fenced yard. 175 N. Van Buren. $800/mo. Section 8 OK. 686-1771, 913-6460.

CALL TO Artists: Private, 2-bdrm house with studio in secluded artists community. Live, work, sell. Gallery, greenhouse, garden. $650/mo + utilities + deposit. Partial work trade. Whiteaker. 683-0626.

2-BDRM NEAR river, bike path, park. Large, light living room, wood floors, garage, W/D hookups. No dogs, no smoking. $675/mo. 689-1738.

5-7 BDRM 3+ba. Suitable for group care home or communal living. Large fenced yard. $1,600/mo, $1,600 dep, $50 fee. 461-9328.

CLOSE IN country, small 1-bdrm cabin with loft, garden and sauna. Feminist with organic, healthy lifestyle preferred. Sorry, no dogs. $375/mo + utilities. 344-9073.

Shared Housing

FUN ENERGETIC creative waste conscious home. Organic garden, private backyard and porch, in W. Broadway area. $350/mo. 344-0665.

STUDIOUS, QUIET, clean 2-bdrm home. Big yards, close to campus and Amazon Park. No pets. $300/mo + utils. Call Luke, 687-8733.

PEOPLE WHO Care. Private room in furnished Ferry St. Bridge house. $450/mo incl cable, utils, laundry, parking. NP, NS. 541-686-1771, 541-913-6460.

SEEKING HOUSEMATE to share 3-bdrm sunny duplex. NS, no pets. Large backyard, organic garden. $300/mo + utilities. 349-1846.

SUNNY, MUSICAL household. Hardwood floors, piano, cat, room for garden. Close-in River Road. Various room options, shop space, $375/mo or less. Call 689-5732.

LARGE ROOM. Laundry, DSL, cable TV, on busline. $350/mo includes utilities. No smoking. 515-2445.

ALL AREAS. Roommates.com. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommates.com(AAN CAN)

ROOMMATE WANTED. Master bed with private bath, $370/mo. Seeking responsible, easygoing person. Wood stove, quiet neighborhood in S Hills. 683-3343.

COZY FRIENDLY St. Share kitchen, bath, garden, storage with 1 other. 1-bdrm and living room to rent. $350/mo + $150 dep. 345-3770.

SHARE AWESOME 3-bdrm house in SE Eugene. Hardwood floors, W/D, lots of windows and plants. Fenced yard. Pets neg. $300/mo + util. 345-2625.

CLEAN CHILL roommate wanted for cozy 2-bdrm, sunny breakfast nook, dwtwn. $330/mo + util + $300 dep. Avail. May 1st, 485-4054.

ROOM FOR rent in large home 4 miles out, on Bailey Hill Rd. Mature person pref. Call for details. 913-6577 or 344-5123.

LARGE ROOM for rent in large shared house, 4th and Monroe area. Fenced yard, NP. $225/mo. Available now. 579-9006.

HOME WITH upstairs bdrm, bath, own kitchen, phone line. Cable ready. Share utility room, W/D, common area, garden. No smoke, pet, drugs. $345+/mo. 206-4678.

LAUREL HILL, simple, cozy, quiet, organic garden, woodstove, cable, Internet, TV. Share with 2 others, dog, cat. Avail. now. $325/mo +. NS, mature, 344-6361.

WHITEAKER HOME: 1 lrg private room and office space $400/mo avail 6/1. 1 sm. room $275/mo avail 4/15. Both incl. utils, covered patio, hot tub, woodstove, W/D, porch, skylights and garden space. NS. 343-6792.

3-BDRM, 2-BA home, SW Eugene. Wood stove, HW floors, hot tub, garden, yard, park. We're 28 yo prof, student. Interests incl. climbing, surfing. Dog poss. $375/mo, 1st, last, dep. 521-1463.

SHARE 3-BDRM house with one other. Amenities incl W/D, hot tub, raided garden beds, responsibility a must. Leanne, 344-7825.

CLOSE-IN COUNTRY. Housemates wanted to share clean, sunny 5-bdrm home, 11 organic acres outside Eugene with quiet, mature student. $300-$325 each + utility. No smoking, dogs. Security. 342-5027.

ROOM AVAIL, 5/1, in creative, energetic home. 3-bdrm, 2-ba, wood floors, W/D, DSL. Downtown. $350/mo incl EWEB. 343-2823.

SUNSHINE, FOREST, gardens, wildlife, sauna and conscious folks welcome you in a light filled room. $300/mo, utils included. Vegetarian kitchen, no dogs, cats? Leave msg., 912-6098.

 

AUTOS

Ford

1987 ECONOLINE 150 Van, V-8, 5.0L, auto, cruise, PS, customized, good condition, runs great! 85k mi, $2,350 OBO. 345-2982.

Saab

1988 RED 900 S, 3 door 200k miles, good condition, few minor repairs needed. $1,200.00 345-1187.

Saturn

1992 LOADED SL1. New battery, alternator, starter, tires. Power everything, cruise, even child proof door and window locks. One owner. Must sell due to illness. Needs minor work, but still in excellent condition. $3,999 OBO. 302-5759.

Toyota

1997 4-RUNNER SR5, 4 wheel drive, 72k. Excellent condition. $13,000 OBO. Call, 485-2748.

1984 VAN, moonroof, sunroof. Versatile, good mileage, high miles. $400. 744-7816.

Land Rover

WANTED: Land Rovers, Vespa scooters, other oddball cars. Cash waiting, finders fee paid. 221-1387.

WE GOT IT! You and me need to have a talk. I'm always there for you, from Thursday morning coffee through hump-day drinks. I'm not saying I'm feeling taken for granted, but I think you understand why I might feel a little used sometimes. Like that time you folded me up and put me in your back pocket? Sure, I'm portable, but you dog-eared the corner of pages 23 and 25 when you did that! Just be careful, that's it. And maybe you could stop hiding me when your uncool parents come over. If you really think they'd be offended by my forward tone and controversial content, just leave me open to the Help Wanted ads with a big red pen sitting by. They'll totally think that I'm good for you; that I'm always pushing you to find that perfect career. And stop trying to take credit for my bright ideas. When you hear about a great concert from my pages, tell your friends it was Eugene Weekly's idea, not that you had heard about that band "before they were cool." Let's just be equals, OK?

 

 

 



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