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Eugene Weekly : Personals : 04.28.05

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WHOLE LOTTA POWER Learn how to make magic with a woman of power. Tap hidden mysteries. Uncover priceless treasures. No sex. VM# 5644

CYNICAL IDEALIST SWF ISO employed male between ages 35-45. Judgmental people do not apply. Must like long walks, good food, intelligent conversation; not too intelligent! Seek honesty, kindheartedness, tenderness and laughter. VM# 5639

LONELY LIBERAL 32 SWF. I enjoy biking around town, hiking, Cougar hot springs, good conversation, progressive politics, and computers. You: good, kind heart, athlete but not super athlete, 28-40. VM# 5631

ARE YOU READY? I am! I'm a 50 yo, full figured SWF seeking an energetic man who likes to go out or stay in. NS please, only a social drinker. Let's meet for passionate adventures! VM# 5603

SEEK BEST FRIEND DWF, 53, 5'3". Like movies, dining, TV, hanging, touching, dancing, computers, spa, people. Not sports minded. Seek best friend, stable, honest, funny, flexible, considerate, communicative, D or SWM, 43-61, under 200 lbs. VM# 5599

THE REAL THING Looking for the real thing. Brown eyed, brown haired girl, 5'8", independent, kind, looking for 40+ man, financially secure, no drugs. VM# 5598

ISO SOULMATE SWF 43, 5'3", 122 lbs, dark hair, hazel. Positive, independent, deep, spiritual. Into family activities outdoors and indoors. ISO responsible, HWP man for laughter, loyalty. NS, ND. LTR. VM# 5597

MY COUNTRY BOY? Attractive WChF, 57, loves outdoors, adventurous. ISO family oriented, trustworthy country gentleman. Companionship first, possible LTR. NS, ND. VM# 5595

ETERNAL OPTIMIST Easygoing thirty something, slightly plus sized sweetheart. I still believe in possibility, do you? Let's share the journey; from the simple to sublime. Honesty, humor, affection, togetherness and adventures await! VM# 5587

GOT SPURS? I'm fit, attractive, in good health, happy, financially secure. I enjoy camping, gardening, woodworking, just having fun. I'd like to meet an honest gentleman, 45-55, with similar likes, to share life's moments. VM# 5572

RESCUE ME Empty nester in distress. Kids gone, no man. Help! SWF, fat, lazy, 49, 5'8", long brown, hazel. ISO SM, kind, honest, loyal and herb friendly for companionship, possilbe LTR, love? VM# 5563

SHOWER ME! 21 and sexy, wants generous man to pamper me! No commitment, just shower me with your generosity! Please leave phone number and email. VM# 5559

ONE SOUL It's said God creates one soul and splits it into male and female. When hearts are pure enough, they inevitably meet. Imagine. Ready? 45-55. NS, ND, professional, healthy. VM# 5527

QUIXOTIC Sagittarius seeks taller men for potential LTR. Me: intelligent, independent, adventurous. You: open-minded, aware but not arrogant, intelligent, passionate. Let us seek romance on our terms. VM# 5524

LIKE TO DANCE? SWF slim, attractive, educated, kids grown, values mental and physical fitness, virility, refinement, self honesty. You: educated, NS, ND, solvent, HWP, over 5'6" seeking greater truth. VM# 5495

BAGGAGE CHECK SWF, 39, fun, cute, petite, fit, currently living in Adriondacks. Open to change, unconventional, love outdoors, adventure, 4:20, baggage free, great catch, distance not a problem. VM# 5489

PhD, MD, JD ONLY Young sensuous 53 yo SWF with doctorate ISO educated, fit, honest, forthright man who communicates directly, desires equal partner for LTR including emotional and physical intimacy. Hiking, camping. NS. VM# 5459



NEED AFFECTION? Kind, attractive, intelligent, well hung HWP SWM mid to late 20s seeks a woman that needs someone to pay attention to her. Dinner, walks, movies or meetings for physical affection. VM# 5635

REGULAR GUY DWM, 46, 5'9", 190lbs. I enjoy music, movies, theater, poetry, dining, dancing, kids, pets, evenings at home, beach, traveling. Light drinker, NS, OK if you do, no drugs or games. VM# 5629

BRILLIANCE Have magic, will enlighten. Empowered discovery manifesting drop dead gorgeous that doesn't get old. Love non toxic waste dump in spirit, mind and body woman deserving killer afterglow. Write Blind Box: "Brilliant." -

LOVING MAN 50 yo, gentle, kind, loving, genuine, easy going, emotionally, financially stable, happy and joyous. Loves: music, dancing, laughing, playing, quiet times at home, bicycling, movies, books, cooking and baking, gardening, conversations, massages, long walks, holding hands, cuddling, long, warm embraces. ISO a sweet, compassionate, considerate person to nurture a friendship with, and possibly more. VM# 5604

I'VE GOT PERMISSION MWM, 36, 6'2", 250 lbs, outdoorsy kinda guy with wife's permission seeks female with a good personality. Sense of humor a must. VM# 5601

IN GREAT SHAPE ... 57 yo in great shape, handsome, intelligent. Enjoys exercise, dining, gardening, movies, reading, conversation, spirituality and company. A daytime person, not much for night life. ISO petite woman, NS, with similar interests. Respond by letter. Write Blind Box: "Great Shape." - -

LOOKING FOR FUN SWM, 5'10", 185 lb, red hair, likes TV, movies, music, concerts: pop rock; excluding rap, fishing, cuddling, intimacy. Seeks affectionate, non smoking, non vegetarian woman without kids or cats. VM# 5596

INTIMACY SWM 50s would like to meet slender, healthy, playful, fit lady who likes being with nature also into spirit, mind, body intimacy and growth. VM# 5594

SOME CUDDLING I'm a SBM, 23, mature, incarcerated. 6'2", 215 lbs, athletic build, intelligent, barber skills, cool sense of humor. Enjoy basketball, weight lifting, sending time with companion. Likes cuddling, good laughs. VM# 5592

DB GENTLEMAN NS, intelligent, positive attitude, well traveled, cooks healthy food, likes cuddling, humor, liberal politics, cats, beach, enjoys walking in the rain, sports, photography, likes to visit historical places. VM# 5591

MY PLEDGE TO YOU I offer to you, lovely and lucky, my total "G-spot Maintenance Program" including: a complete inspection, polish if waxed, tongue in groove method, fluids exchanged, plus my guaranteed unlimited multiples warranty. Call now to qualify, slots are filling up fast! VM# 5586

LET'S ENJOY SPRING 34, SWM desiring spirited and spiritual companionship. Looking for an independent woman, 28-42. Someone satisfied by the simple, sustainable things in our world, yet, that also seeks adventure. VM# 5584

MAGICAL PATH DWM, 45, professional, poly, on a magical path. Fit nonsmoker, artistic and musical: KWAX, KLCC, KRVM. Seeks fit, sensual and spiritual woman, 30-45 nonsmoker for mutual exploration and growth, conversation and more. Dislikes: Hollywood, television, conservative politics and dancing. VM# 5583

PROGRESSIVE MAN Progressive, honest SWM 53, into music, nature, cuddling, fun, travel, trading massages, possible LTR. ISO independent, NS SF for dating, friendship, romance, outdoor activities. No Republicans or religious fanatics please. VM# 5579

SENSITIVE MUSICIAN Depressed, lonely, SWM, musician, 18, 5'10", 160 pounds, vegetarian, athletic, ISO sweet hippy girl, 18-23, for possible LTR. Interests include music, skating and nature. VM# 5578

FUN ADVENTURE Seeking free spirit for fun and frolic, travel and adventure. Drug free, pleasant Italian, 5'10", 185 lbs. Cooks, doesn't do dished so eats out. Wants long term relationship. Let's meet? VM# 5567

HIPPIE LIFE SPM 40s seeks hippie chick to befriend. Include hippie spirited, wannabe, look a like, has been, minded, newbie. Where are you hiding? Saturday Market? VM# 5561

OUTDOOR LOVER ... Forth right and very open minded, gentle, kind, educated man, seeking a equal partner to explore all the possibilities. You be honest; no drama and open minded as well. VM# 5528

HELLO MS. ROBINSON Youth seeks fun while young. Wanna feel like a kid again for a while? Desperate housewife? Late night frolics? Maybe some interesting conversation on the side? Let me know. VM# 5520

INTIMACY AND FUN SWPM, 58, 175, 5'9", NS, attractive, fit, educated, financially successful. Seeks companion, friend, mutual support, intimacy and fun in LTR with intelligent, stable, attractive, affectionate, communicative woman. VM# 5518

ADVENTURING General adventuring indoors and outdoors: Nature, hiking, bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou ... SWPM highly educated, quirky sense of humor ISO 30-40s educated SPF NS; poss. LTR. VM# 5517

MASSAGE AND TANTRA Sensual, positive, independent SWM 40s seeking a partner above 5'6'' for walking, jazz, honesty, play, connection, hot tub, hiking and more as friendship allows. Learn about massage and Tantra. VM# 5516

ART LOVER You like classical music. You like art. You like to wine and dine indoors and out. You are stable and at peace in your life but want more. You're between 25-50. LTR only. VM# 5514

SINGLE MOM WANTED! For a single Dad. Liberals only please. I'm a family oriented Dad, 49 yo, with nice looks. Still 5'9". Looking for a family oriented woman! If you're missing love and you're 35 to 50 something, stable, healthy, NS and interested in a possible LTR, if magic is there, please respond. VM# 5513

ALPHA FEMALE Where's the little girl? My boy side bets she's alive. Remember wild, carefree rides on spaceship Earth? Let's explore the Blue Planet. SWM, 55. Ready To Go! VM# 5512

LOOKING FOR #1 Me: 20 yo virgin looking for a voluptuous female to teach me the tricks of the trade preferably between 20-25. VM# 5510

ONE OF A KIND Must be attractive, liberal and sweet like me. Like sex and taking it easy. Mature PM seeks 30-50 yo friend to share a private space and perhaps create a dream. VM# 5504

RHYTHM TO A SONG SWM, 52, been told I'm handsome, would like to resonate that way with a considerate woman. Would like to share uncomplicated life. ND, NS, just good things to come our way. VM# 5503

GOT TOYS? Attractive, retired DWM seeks sexy senior WF for occasional afternoon fun. Let's get together for some good times. Got toys? VM# 5502

LOOKING FOR YOU New to area, honest, good looking SWM, 46. ISO female, 30-45 for fun, conversation, companionship, love. Let's sight see, dance, and get to know each other. VM# 5501

BROWSE B4U BUY Middle age SWM. You write me, I'll tell you where I work. You can view me anonymously. Nobody gets hurt. How easy is that? Seeking SWF. Write Blind Box: "Browse B4U Buy." -

FUN LOVER WANTED Newly single man. Ready for romance not marriage. Looking for someone between 25-40 years old who is easy going. I like from cooking to car racing. Herb friendly is a plus. VM# 5487 (07/18/02)

MAMA APPROVED! Hello Eugene area. 35, 6'1", 160 athletic single guy looking for a woman 25-35 or so for friends maybe more. Hiking, biking, cooking, animals, antiques, kids, good beer and coffee. VM# 5465

ANYONE OUT THERE? Looking for love in all the right places. Honest easy going 45 yo, healthy mind and body. Looking for a female friend to spend time to together let's have fun. VM# 5460

WILD-SIDE HUMOR SWM 40 seeking female companion 24-45 to hike, fish, camp, movies, cooking, dinners and explore the outdoors together. Let's bond in the outdoors and see where life takes us. VM# 5453

OUTDOOR WOMEN SWM mid 40s seeking female companion 22-45 to explore the outdoor together. Love the movies, cooking, dinners. Let's bond in the outdoors and see where life takes us. VM# 5452



MAKIN' MAGIC Learn how to make magic with a woman of power. Tap hidden mysteries. Uncover priceless treasures. No sex. VM# 5643

HAVE THE HEART? Women positive, classic lesbian feminist looking for similar mature, natural, thoughtful, snuggle buddy, hiking companion. Social activist, cat lover, earth grounded a plus. Do you have the heart? VM# 5642

ATTRACTIVE SOFT Butch, 42 yo. Seeking attractive single femme for possible LTR. Call my box for details. You'll be glad you did. VM# 5633

LOOKING FOR FUN 29 yo bi curious F looking for someone to play with and have fun. Very interested in a fun loving girl to experiment with. Must be very discreet. VM# 5630

YOU NEVER KNOW Married BiF, 40 something, busy professional, looking to fill miniscule free time with female companionship. Luscious lips a plus. Prefer South Lane area. VM# 5523

MAMADYKE MEETUP I'm new to the area and looking for other mamadykes to connect with. I would love to host a weekly play date, stitch and bitch, childcare exchange, whatever! VM# 5519

BI WOMEN'S GROUP For bisexual women of all backgrounds, 21 and over. On going for over 15 yrs. Gathering on the third Friday of every month. No Men. No Gays and no TG/TS. VM# 5483



FOR YOUR MOUTH Open Wide and let me inside. I'm ready for you. Show up at Neighbors any Tuesday between 7-9 for free oral swab HIV Testing. 342-5088 for more information.

TWO MEN SEEK MANTwo very good looking guys, 37 and 27, white, looking for a very good looking guy under 35 for ongoing sexual encounters. Be straight acting, masculine, be top or versatile. Corvallis. VM# 5492



BIKE THIEF I didn't see you steal my purple Giant bike with the can flower on the morning of 4/22. That was my only transportation, you jerk! I hope your karma gives you a good kick in the ass.

MAN FROM SATURN The most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on! Amazingly talented keyboardist, vocalist. Me: taken to another world! Let's make something beautiful together! VM# 5641

INNER TUBIN ON Willamette River May or June? Stopped and talked on island with your friends, you gave me a flower. Would like to see you again! VM# 5640

KICK ME, BALLER! If you are who I think you are, I got dirty for you, and you couldn't resist throwing a mud chunk my way. Is that the thanks I get for joining you as a mud person? Prepare for an atomic filth wedgie!

LADY GUINNEVERE The one who has slain me; leveled me; laid me low. I can see you ... and Thou Art Loveliest. VM#5636

SILVER CONVERTIBLE Ferry St. near 17th, 4/21, 8:40 PM. You hit my car! I'm looking for you. Contact me for insurance info and/or how to pay for the damage you caused! VM# 5634

ALIEN PRINCESS The Alien Princess deserves all she wants. And you'll get it. With all those kids drivin' you crazy and your man always at work. You need it bad, so bad. VM# 5628

COZMIC PIZZA 4/21 You said you were juvenile. I think you're beautiful, smart, and sassy but I still can't dance. Another chance? It's only 5 minutes. Hope you left your hair down. VM# 5602

FRIENDS AND BEER I saw you when you walked into my apartment with some friends and some beers. You had a maroon top. We talked about high school, coffee and basketball jerseys. See you soon.

FAITH CENTER 4/17 You: white jacket, sitting alone behind the stage to the right. Me: directly opposite you, in front row. Our eyes briefly met; you left quickly after service. Talk, coffee? VM# 5593

SUNFLOWERS You calmed me like the ocean after a storm. Then you left. I am a pirate, I smoke TNT and drink dynamite, glad you left. I am me again. VM# 5589

BROKE ALCOHOLICS Addicted to drug dealers. Make them question their morals and when they go back to school, you leave them because they're broke alcoholics VM# 5588

MELINDA MELINDA Seconds after the movie we had a fun night. Many seconds later I would love to share more seconds with you. We came together so freaking good. Beautiful Massachusetts's woman. VM# 5585

13TH/WASHINGTON Dino-diggin' kung fu dude. Merry 26ness and a happy Stew year. VM# 5582

URGENT CARE 4/13 Thank you to the man and woman for offering to let me go ahead after three hour wait. I didn't accept, but hope karma comes back to you. VM# 5577

PEPPERTREE THIEF You stole the coat my dead grandfather bought me out of my car. A neighbor saw you, we know where you live. Return my property or you'll be sorry. VM# 5573

JARED AT COST PLUS I would love to know you. I'm the tall, nearly speechless brunette who bought curtains Monday afternoon, 4/11, and had to scan my card twice. VM# 5571

WOW HALL WOW! You: beautiful blonde in bar at Bob Schneider show on 4/11. Me: long sleeve, blue camo pants. You completely floored me ... then left. How can I see you again? VM# 5570 (06/02/05)

AT SAVOURE 12/4/04 at Savoure. You: teal and white striped sweater, black pants. Me: couldn't take my eyes off you. You're the best! Same time this year? VM# 5569

RUN WITH A PACK I'm a lone wolf looking for a pack to join. You and yours must enjoy group hunting, play wrestling, establishing an alpha male and mating. No herbivores, please.




are the life force of the sun. You shine brighter than anyone I have ever known. I am here loving you and waiting for you to be mine. Your Riot Girl.

RIOT GIRL The more I know, the deeper I go. You brought back the light in my eyes. And your kiss ... then there's that. I love your everything. Your Boy. VM# 5576



PERSONAL JESUS Founding a new religion, but your parents might call it a cult. Looking for disciples to build my myth and worship my words. Will you be my Peter, my rock upon which I can build my church? Send SASE for a copy of my 13 commandments. Write Blind Box: "New God."

ONE MORE Female, 33. Recently returned to area. Seeking new connections with honest folks. Strolling, hiking, bicycling, potlucks, films, books, thoughtful, earnest conversation. Age, race unimportant. Got room for one more friend? VM# 5580

TEAMWORK AND SMILES Educated, fit, tall and financially secure SWPM, 40s, South Eugene seeks mature female interested in sharing time in home work projects. Work is more fun when shared. VM# 5515

LOCAL FLY-TYERS Traveling fisher wishing to spend a night a week tying flies with local fishers. Puget Sound fisherman seeking local insights as well as shared ideas. VM# 5457 (05/12/05)



HOT HOT HOT Hot, well groomed, sexy man ISO hot married woman 25-35 with great body who desires some safe, part time fun. All limits respected. DD free please. VM# 5632

FUN SEEKER 27 yo male seeking fun. Looking for mature woman, 30+, married or single, for discreet fun. Lingerie a plus! Busty a double plus! VM# 5600

SLAVE, STUD Young, tall, attractive, bisexual college stud seeks older 30-45 male and female couple to make him your sex slave. Must have own place. Best three way you'll ever have. VM# 5590

CRAVE INTIMACY? SWF seeks weekly plan with a tall, open minded sensual 20 something. I have a womanly figure, dark eyes, hair, honest. Friend with fun benefits. VM# 5581

HUNG CPT. HOOK SWM seeking SWF, curvy in all the right places for sensual bliss and casual pleasure seeking. Arr! Shiver me timber or prepare to be spanked on the plank. Landlubbers welcome. VM# 5575

CONTINUING SEARCH Submissive males needed. Please understand at least to some extent what that means. Contact for more information. VM# 5574

FREAKY DEAKY! Calling all the freaks! Want to show the world how freaky deaky you can be? Help us prepare our "Freak of the Day" calendar. Send pictures of you in all your freaky splendor. Write Blind Box: "Freaky." -

WANT A TUBE STEAK? Kinky couple, 35 and 50, ISO BiM, 30+, into cross dressing. We're not Ken and Barbie, just more fun! Let's "meat" for tube steak dinner or hot box lunch. VM# 5568

SICK OF SKELETONS 22, 5'10" fit SWM searching for a big beautiful goddess to have intimate fun. Discreet, tons of fun. VM# 5565

STRESSED AND TIRED Sensual and sexual body massages, ones you dream about. You: MF, fit, STD free. Me: 6', athletic, 40, Ben Diesel look, attractive, attached, no strings, discreet, long term fun. VM# 5560

YOU NEED TO KNOW Older male looking for shy girl to train. I'm very gentle and understanding. Will teach you the arts of pleasuring a man while discovering the intense sensations of being female. VM# 5557

LONELY? No boyfriend? Few friends? Want some attention but hate the bars? Give me a call. Patient, intuitive, discreet, friendly ... non judgmental. Size and looks do not matter. You'll enjoy this. VM# 5509

WOMEN ONLY Curious about spanking? Get a traditional over the knee bare bottom spanking by a mature disciplinarian. Instant relief from anxiety, guilt and depression. Discreet. Limits respected. VM# 5496

GOATBOI 2000 Wants you for fun times and rehydration of vodka infused little people. No rest for the wicked, and no breaks for the nasty.

I WANT A loving, affectionate, respectful, sexual relationship with two good hearted men. I am: Latin, curvy, NS, 30s, UO student. Likes: organic food, laughing, movies, nature, foreplay, being pampered and spoiled. VM# 5493

USE ME! Weak useless man, only desire is to serve a woman and will do anything she wishes. Please take me home with you ... VM# 5488

BI-CURIOUS MALE Attractive bi-curious male, 5'6" HWP, funny, bright, seeking attractive HWP couple for first time threesome, desire more than one night. Herb friendly, STD free, your place. VM# 5484

NEWBIE WANTED SWM ISO female who would like to explore possible DS relationship. Age race, size not important, but your honest interest is. VM# 5462

AT YOUR PACE ... Simple yet complex. Intuitive. You set the limits, your desires are exceeded. Ever landed on the floor gasping? No strings, no worries. Simple yet complex ... at your pace. VM# 5458

SEEKING BI-FEMALE MWC mid 30s, seeking a bi-female with a good sense of humor for fun, friendship, possible long term with the right woman. We are seriously seeking only serious responses please. VM# 5456



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