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BULLETIN BOARD Announcements BREAKING FREE announcing Self-defense for Mothers and Daughters, 3 hour workshop, Sat. June. 4, 1 to 4 pm. For fee info and reg. call Breaking Free 343-5513. HENNA TATTOOS by Briana Coiner and Clair Coiner. Parties, festivals, special events, private appointments. Call 541-345-1411. Classes DRUM MAKING project with White Eagle medicine woman. Baby replica of the 7' grandmother drum. Drum and join world wide vigils for global peace. call Sharon, 685-1559. Sat., June 4, 10am-6pm, $45 + materials. SACRED CREATIVE ART CLASSES for WOMEN with Mara Friedman. Ongoing, drop-in classes, Tuesdays in Lorane. Create a mandala, nourish your spirit! 942-3203. WOMEN'S CIRCLE with White Eagle medicine woman. Teachings of indigenous grandmother's to walk in beauty through the life passages and awake, honor, and celebrate women as the embodiment of divine love on Earth. Call Sharon, 685-1559. Sun, June 5, 10am-5pm, $75. Wanted ZODIAK INFLATABLE boat. Also, 4-cycle outboard motor wanted, 10-15 HP, short shaft, in good condition. 338-4284 eves. Business For Sale BEAUTIFUL, SPIRITUALLY based store in downtown. Deities, jewelry, thangka, fantasy, etc. Call 868-1178. NOT COOL ENOUGH? To be truly cool, you need Eugene Weekly. All the hip kids read Eugene Weekly to stay in touch with the fashions of the hour. Adoption/Family Services *ADOPT* An abundance of love awaits your baby in happy, athletic, financially secure family of writers. Expense paid. Jennifer, 1-800-989-8921. ARE YOU PREGNANT? Feeling alone? Talk with caring people who listen and can help. Living expenses paid. Toll free 24/7 One True Gift Adoptions. 866-921-0565. (AAN CAN)
EMPLOYMENT Help Wanted PUNKY PIERCED Tattooed people for adult video. $100/hr 953-8200. BOOKKEEPER/DATA base part time Manager wanted for DeFazio for Congress Campaign. Responsibilities include: record management, data entry, banking, preparation of financial reports and other administrative duties as needed. Skills required: strong computer skills required in data base management, Microsoft word and Excel. Salary range and benefits commiserate with experience, Send resume and references to : PO Box 1316 Springfield, Or 97477 by 5pm June 8th 2005. Questions? 541-485-1622. DAIRY GOAT farm hiring to feed and milk goats. PM shift. Dexter, Lowell area. 937-3506. PART TIME office mgr, bookkeeper for publishing/tour/healing center. Quickbooks, Indesign, Dreamweaver, Filemaker and Photoshop helpful. PO Box 5025, Eug., OR 97405. ACTRESSES SOUGHT for "Basic Instinct" style film, still work. Attractive, professional. No nudity or porn. Day rate + weekly royalties. 515-0412. MASSAGE THERAPIST needed at The Health Spa. 165 W 11th. 515-3095. HAIRSTYLISTS, NAIL Technicians needed immediately. The Health Spa and Salon, Downtown Eugene, spaeugene.com 515-3095. SUMMER WORK $14.00 Base-Appt. Immediate openings customer sales/service, flex schedules, we train all ages 17+, conditions apply, Call 541-434-0201 SUMMER JOBS For the Environment $3,000-$5,000 - Summer. Protect Oregon's Coastline and Waterways. Work with great people. Make a difference. Work with OSPIRG on a campaign to ensure Oregon's Coast and Waterways remain unspoiled for future generations. Call Wendy, 686-2771. US POSTAL and Wildlife Jobs to $21.60/hr. No experience required. Call for app, exam info. 800-759-0704 ext. 310. (AAN CAN) COUPLES, MALES, Females wanted to model for adult website content. $25-$50/hr. E-mail snapshot spiritosphotos@yahoo.com EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, seven years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@comcast.net 541-688-1488 (Female Callers Only). Business Opportunities FOOD CART for sale. Fun family business 342-1490. Price reduced to $7,900.00 OBO. EUROPE OR Asia? You decide! TEFL Diploma certification for teaching English abroad. 4-wk. training in Czech Republic or China with full job placement! www.boland-chinaor www.boland-czech.comor call Joanne toll free at 1-866-271-6507. (AAN CAN). LEARN TO Earn. $1k-$14k monthly. Simple, proven system. 1-888-889-1501. CRAFTSPERSON, ARTIST Wanted to join successful sales cooperative in 5th Street Public Market. Excellent space available. $225/mo. 343-1370. ARE YOU $$ Motivated? Learn to Earn $10K+/Month from Home. 1-800-691-3504. UP TO $4,000 weekly! 11 year nationwide company now hiring! Easy work, sending out our simple one page brochure! Free postage, supplies! Free information, call now! 1-800-242-0363. ext. 4200. (AAN CAN) NURSING RN THE WORLD'S first certified organic skin and body care unique business opportunity. 541-913-6836, eely@comcast.net, www.mienterprize.com/?erinely 2005 POSTAL POSITIONS!! $17.50-$59/hr. Full benefits. Paid training and vacations. No experience necessary! Green Card OK! For more information call, 1-866-329-0801 ext. 1050. (AAN CAN) MYSTERY SHOPPERS NEEDED. Exp not required. Training is provided. Paid up to $20/hour. Call 1-800-601-5721. (AAN CAN) $1,050 WEEKLY INCOME mailing sales brochures from home. Genuine opportunity working with wholesale company. Supplies provided. No selling or advertising. Call 646-722-8424, 24 hours. www.AsSeenOnTVMailers.com(AAN CAN) CREDIT PROBLEM? In debt? Starting a business? Need financial support or credit counseling? Call Freedom Financial 1-888-484-8891 ext. 80. MOVIE EXTRAS, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No exp. req. FT/PT. All looks needed! 1-800-714-7565. (AAN CAN) $50,000 FREE cash grants 2005! Never repay! For personal bills, school, new business. Fee for information. $49 billion left unclaimed from 2004. Live operators! 1-800-785-6360 ext. 74. (AAN CAN) NOW HIRING: Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700 Dept OR-1072. HELP WANTED Earn extra income assembling CD cases at home. No experience necessary! Start immediately! 1-800-688-0295 ext. 870. www.easywork-greatpay.com(AAN CAN) *MOVIE EXTRAS* Earn $150-$300/day. All looks, types needed. No experience necesary. TV, music videos, commercials, film, print. Call toll free 7 days! 1-800-260-3949 x3025. (AAN CAN) EARN $3,500 weekly! Answering Surveys Online! $25-$75 Per Survey! Guaranteed Paychecks. Process E-mails Online $25 per e-mail. Mystery shoppers earn $57/hr Shopping! www.RealCashPrograms.com(AAN CAN)
FOR SALE Computers EXTERNAL FIREWIRE CD burner. Practically new Sony CD-R/RW drive for sale. Only used 12 times. In box, original packaging, software and iLink cable all included. Windows and Mac compatible. Make offer. Call Mark, 484-0519 x12. Burn, Baby, Burn! HP TABLET PC $1,200. Types your speech, handwriting. Draw, write on screen with pen. Light weight. Call for info, 484-0731. NEED A new computer, but no cash? You're approved, guaranteed! No credit check. Bad credit, bankruptcy OK. 1-800-357-0945 10am-9pm EST M-F. Personal checking account required. www.pcs4all.com(AAN CAN). Electronics EUGENEHIFI.COM - High end audio. Spendor, Neat, Exposure, Sonneteer, Cambridge, van den Hul Cables. Eugene Hi-Fi, 729-8458. Hot Tubs/Pools SPA, NEVER used. Many jets. Therapy seats, loaded. Still under warranty. $2,750. 503-566-7452. Kids' Stuff NORDICTRACK JOGGING stroller, blue, $50. Medela double breast pump in black carrying case, like new, complete kit, $40. Toddler bed, blue metal frame, $30. 337-1531. Lawn & Garden UNUSUAL PERENNIALS, 100s of varieties from my garden. $1-$3. Bianca, 689-4686. River Rd. to Kalmia to 3000 Calla St. Open daily. Musical GUITAR COLLECTOR: Will pay cash for old Fender, Strats, Telies and Bass Guitars. Honest, reliable. Call Steve 517-242-4866. (AAN CAN). Stereo/Sound Equip. CONSOLE RECORD player, radio. Sounds wonderful, good condition. $10. 337-1531.
MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT Music Wanted CALLING ALL EUGENE AND CORVALLIS BANDS! Want to be part of Eugene Weekly's special summer music section? Send a CD, bio and photo to: Melissa Bearns, The Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene OR 97401. Deadline: June 15. Auditions EXPOSE YOURSELF! With one simple phone call, you can reach up to 17 million young, active and educated readers in more than 100 newspapers just like this one. Go to www.aancan.comor call this newspaper for more information. (AAN CAN) Band Members ACCOMPANIST: PIANO for vocalist. Practice, create, perform. Mostly rock but all kinds. $=skill. 344-1964. GOOD BASS PLAYER needed. Rock, reggae. 541-849-3496. MARCHING BAND: Eugene's One More Time Marching Band is reorganizing and is seeking new and former members for all sections for summer gigs. Director and Asst. Director positions available (paid positions). Contact 683-6330 or ddclarke@efn.org. Come Join Us! For Hire SUMMER EVENT or WEDDING? VEGA can provide great, original, interesting, mostly instrumental music for listening and dancing. Mix of jazz, funk, rock and world sounds. Call for promo CD: 964-5371, Linda. Lessons MUSIC INSTRUCTION. Lessons in voice, piano, flute. Professional musician, teacher. Your home or my studio. 686-2469. SUMMER SPECIAL! Guitar, piano, bass lessons. 12 weeks, save $180. All ages, styles. M-F, 1-9pm, John Sharkey, 342-9543. VOICE LESSONS with Tom Trent, D.M.A. Reasonable rates, convenient times. Free initial consultation. Call 688-7655.
GETAWAYS Coast CURVED SEA Cabin. Stone fireplace. Beautiful architecture. Sleeps six. $110. 541-461-7950, www.vrbo.com/12447
HOME SERVICES Cleaning JOHN'S CARPET Cleaning. For a professional, deep cleaning of your carpet. We've been in business since 1986. We do a quality job with a powerful truck mount. Call for a free estimate, 337-1379. MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPERS: You name it, we clean it. Homes, offices, autos, post-parties, windows. Dependable and affordable, references available. Call Ron or Cynde, 681-5501. Painting CUSTOM QUALITY HOUSE PAINTING by ArtTrek. Interior, Exterior. Restoration. Faux Finish. Sterling and Ruth. www.arttrekinc.com683-0626. ccb#62677. Yard & Garden GARDEN HELP? Knowledgeable, energetic student desires work helping you in your garden. Good ideas. Several years farm experience. Reasonable rates. Call Robin, 343-3297. FAST, RELIABLE home, yard service. Weedeat, mow, haul, pressure wash. Mini Bobcat rental, with operator. 913-5119. NURSERY OUTLET Sale. 1220 W. 24th, near Polk. Perennials and shrubs, most $5-$6/gallon. Open Daily. 349-9193. GET READY FOR SPRING, DANDILYON gardening. Consultation, design, weeding, mulching, bed preparation, regular maintenance, mowing, hauling. Always organic. Barb or Jill, 683-4464. KATYDID GARDENING Organic gardening, maintenance, consultation and design. Katy, 822-9848. JENTILL JEFF. Rototilling, weed-eating and pressure washing. Reasonable rates, quality work. Call Jentill Jeff at 338-9607. GET IT DONE! Mowing, edging and hedging, pruning, weeding, blackberry, ivy removal, hauling. Call Janice at 344-1968. Home Services NOTICE: OREGON CONSTRUCTION Contractors Law (ORS 701) requires all businesses that advertise repair, remodeling, home improvement, new construction or home inspection services need to be licensed with the Construction Contractors Board. An active license means a contractor has a bond and insurance. Verify a contractor's license at www.ccb.state.or.usor 503-378-4621.
PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Computer COMPTIA A+ Certified professional PC tech. Support, trouble shooting, disk and file recovery. Virus repair. $25/hr at your door. John Waters, 653-1248. Culinary CHEF JOHN, your Personal Chef. For at home events and dinner parties. Chef John will make it happen! www.ChefJohn.biz Financial $$ A CASH NOW OFFER $$ Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards, and annuity payments into cash now. Free Quotes, 1-800-815-3503. www.ppicash.com(AAN CAN) $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth #1 1-800-794-7310. (AAN CAN) $CASH NOW$ As seen on TV. Advances for insurance, lawsuit settlements, annuity payments, lottery and casino winnings. Call Prosperity Partners. Cash in future payments! 1-800-815-3503. www.ppicash.com(AAN CAN) Literary Arts WHISPERING WHALE book signing, Circle of Hands, every Friday. Saturday Market, every Saturday. Marketing GO! FAST FORWARD! Put some fast forward into your product launch or invention. www.thegobutton.com 541-953-7725. Professional Services $50,000 FREE cash grants 2005! Never repay! For personal bills, school, new business. Fee for information. $49 billion left unclaimed from 2004. Live operators! 1-800-856-9591 Ext. #88. (AAN CAN) Pet Care PET SITTING. For loving reliable care for your pets in your home while you're away, call Michelle, 744-3120. Weddings CREATIVE WEDDINGS, Ceremonial Ministers Registry. Civil, Interfaith, Ethnic. At your special location. Free planning brochure. 541-337-4001.
WELLNESS Astrology EMBRACE THE UNIVERSE, guided by Gael Johnson. Specializing in inspiration, empowerment, working with Mercury, Saturn, Sun cycles, Mid Life transits and transformation. 541-937-8597 or earthstars3@juno.com Bodywork ORGANIC AND Natural ingredients for skincare and body treatments. Facials, bodywraps, scrubs, ear candling and Shirodhara by intuitive, nurturing and professional aesthetician. Elisa, 541-556-2598 or 345-2306. DHARMA MASSAGE Center. 343-2745, M-F. Morning discount, 1-1/2 hours, $50, 34th and University, Ms. Nishan VanAtta, LIC#3430. ECLECTIC INTUITIVE MASSAGE #5219. More than a generic spa massage. "Best I have had," client's quote. 686-4644. Classes ECKHART TOLLE Power of Now Practicing Presence Group, on going Wednesday evening, 7-9 pm, 1641 W. Broadway @ Almaden. 344-6606. Counseling EXPERIENCED COUNSELOR. Receive support and learn skills to increase your resourcefulness. Enhance your inner and outer life. Richard Grimaldi, MPW. 344-7604. Health & Nutrition VIAGRA $2.40 per dose. CIALIS available lowest prices guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Non Profit Organization toll free 1-866-579-8545. (ANN CAN) BUY MEDICINE Online! Lose weight now! Phentermine, Ambien, Cialis, Viagra and more! All U.S.A. Pharmacies and Doctors. Call now! 1-866-299-0040 www.brotherspharmacy.com(AAN CAN). Wellness BIOFEEDBACK PAIN and stress mgt. the natural way: headaches, anxiety, hypertension. 16 yrs. exp. Paulette Richards, BCIAC. 935-7658. selfregrichards@prodigy.net ORGANIC FOOD, learn the benefits! I teach you to shop, cook and use natural foods and medicinal plants. Call 541-513-6122. Certified Holistic Counselor, AADP. PRESCRIPTION DIET PILLS. No prior prescription needed. Prescription pain pills, no doctors fees. Prescription sleep aids, US based and FDA approved. Prescription muscle relaxer. Next day delivery. 1-800-715-0445. www.valuerx.biz(AAN CAN) NW HERB FEST "Herbs for Everyone" July 23 & 24, 2005. Pleasant Hill, OR. 736-0164 For a free brochure! Intuitive Arts MALE WITCH. Psychic readings and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom, 800-419-3346. Credit, Debit cards. Get back the one you love. (AAN CAN) Massage EXPERIENCE THERAPEUTIC Massage with Talicia, of Inner Harmony Massage. We bill insurance! Now accepting Pacific Source, ODS, OEA, HealthNet and auto accident insurance. Convenient Downtown Eugene location. Call 741-7240 or 337-0563. LMT#8193. EXCELLENT MASSAGE always, Eugene and Florence. Call for times. Cindy Muntwyler; LMT 1617. Relax, Rehab, Renew! 345-4123. GRANDMOTHER TREE. Evolutionary astrology, sound healing, bodywork. Sylvia Hawley, 541-741-5130. LMT#6388. Meditation NEW MOON MEDITATION group. A starting point for spiritual transformation. Learn to turn your mind inward. Monday, June 6, 2005, 6pm-7:30pm. For information, call 344-5538. Pregnancy Support BIRTH DESIGN Doula Services and Massage. Exceptional support during the prenatal period and for your birth. You can have the birth you desire in the surroundings you choose. Please call Janene Becker, LMT, CD (DONA), lic#5222, at 284-5947 or visit www.birthdesign.com ON THE EIGHTH DAY ... It's a mystery, even to the most pious of church going folks. On the seventh day "he" rested, I know that, but what about the eighth day? Did "he" stop resting? Did he invite the gang over for Ping Pong and nachos? Theology is tough, isn't it? If you know what happened, please tell everyone.
HOUSING Real Estate PUBLISHER'S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise "any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." Familial status includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or legal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody of children under 18. This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free at 1-800-669-9777. The toll-free telephone number for the hearing impaired is 1-800-927-9275. ALTERNATIVEREALTOR.COM Eugene's Alternative Realtors. Free email listings. Toll free, 866-706-3283 or local, 521-DAVE. COMMUNITY FARM, +/- 11 acres. Restorable 5-bdrm, 3-ba farmhouse, wood floors, fireplace, 2-story barn, 3 cottages, fenced pasture, fruit trees, creek, 20 min south of Eugene. $495,000. 896-3928. FARMHOUSE NEAR Alpine. 7-bdrm, 2 kitchens, 2-baths. 20 acres, ponds, ancient trees, orchard. $450,000. John 541-687-0438. FREE EMAIL listings! Kathy Ging, M.A., G.R.I., Socially responsible Realtor, 19 years of ethical practice, networks local self-reliance! Milestone Realty; local 729-1444; 800-944-0130. kathy@kathyging.com Apts. for Rent SWEET 2-BDRM apt - one of four units - on residential street near river, bike path, Rose Garden. Wood floors, front yard with small garden, partial garage storage. No smoking, no pets. $585/mo. 689-1738. LARGE STUDIO basement apt. Private entrance brand new, gas fireplace, NS. Pets considered with dep. 995 Taylor. $550/mo. Sec. dep. 870-3212. BEAUTIFULLY RENOVATED, spacious, 2-bdrm, 1.5 ba townhouse centered around courtyard. Hardwood floors, new appliances, private tiled patio, laundry onsite, parking, close to downtown. Cats OK. $715/mo +. 540 Polk St. 343-3290. QUIET STUDIO apt. in separate dwelling, close in off River Rd., near river bike path. Backyard garden and space for solitude. $550/mo. includes utilities, NP, NS. 688-9988. FURNISHED STUDIO. Cozy, quiet, new tasteful decor; on bike path, near Westmoreland Park at 15th and Polk, Relaxing patio, pets OK. $375/mo + deposit. 334-3360. Homes for Rent SWEET 3-BDRM near river, bike path, downtown. Wood floors, W/D hookups, front porch, minimal yard. No smoking, no pets. $850/mo, Avail mid-June. 689-1738. 3-BDRM, 2 LEVEL duplex near Rose Garden, river. Some wood floors, gas stove and heat. W/D hookups and garage. Prefer mature people who will care for yard. No smoking, no dogs. $850/mo. 689-1738. AVAILABLE JUNE. 2-story vintage beauty near campus, law school, and Hendricks Park. Wood floors, fireplace, 3 large bdrms, gas heat and stove, laundry hookups. No smoking, no pets. $1,350/mo. 689-1738. NEWLY REFURBISHED vintage, 3-bdrm on quiet street near river, bike path. Wood floors, gas utilities, front porch and deck. No smoking, will consider small pet with references. Available now. $925/mo. 689-1738. Shared Housing PRIVATE ONE bedroom house/studio space in Artists Community. $550/mo + utilities + deposits. Whiteaker. 683-0626. 22' MOTORHOME available in artists community in trade for handyman/gardening work. 683-0626. QUIET HOUSE in great neighborhood to share with one other. Light filled rooms. Nice yard. Pet negotiable. $395/mo + 1/2 utils. Avail now. 683-5375. COMFORTABLE, SPACIOUS home with view. Fireplace. 3/4 miles to bus line. No pets. $300/mo, utilities, deposit. 344-6008. 2533 POTTER, Eugene. $325/mo, + deposit. Utilities included. No smoking, drugs, or pets. 521-8290. ROOM FOR rent in spacious, sunny, W. Eugene home. On major bus and bike routes. Fireplace, greenhouse, fenced yard, high speed internet, all amenities. $300/mo + 1/3 utilities. Must enjoy pets. 345-8555. SPACIOUS SUNNY house with many decks and wood stove. W/D, on bus line and bike path. 2 rooms avail, $350 and $325/mo. NP. 349-0499. CLOSE-IN COUNTRY. Housemate wanted to share clean, sunny 5-bdrm home, 11 organic acres outside Eugene with two quiet, mature others. $300-$325/mo + utility. No smoking, dogs. Security. 342-5027. RETRO ROOMMATES wanted to share clean, 3-bdrm house near UO. Vaulted wood ceilings, skylights, wood floors and retro style. $350/mo + 1/3 utils. 285-0339. TWO ROOMS for rent. $325-$350/mo + utils. Spacious house, yard. W/D, easy bike and bus to campus. Vegetarian. NP. 520-6241. LARGE ROOM with bonus room. Peaceful household near bike path, W/D. $350/mo + utilities. NS. 686-6248. FURNISHED ROOM in Whittaker home. Flower garden. No pets. $400/mo incl utils. 683-1947. SUMMER - LONGER? 1-bdrm in 3+ bdrm in SE Eugene. Clean, peaceful, HW, garden. $300/mo + 1/3 utils, dep. 687-0841. LARGE ROOM, quiet, clean, safe, mature, balanced, much light, close, secluded, newer, private, W/D. $285/mo+. 7/1. 344-1964. ROOM FOR rent in vegetarian house in quiet neighborhood. Near LCC and UO. Garden, laundry, NS. Share with 1 other and cats. $285/mo plus utils and dep. 747-8925. QUIET, W. Eugene, organic gardens, good communication. Hardwood floors, bike path. N/D. $275/mo +. Avail. July 1st. 684-0066. ROOM FOR rent, 3-bdrm, 1-ba. $200/mo + $200 dep. + utils. 338-8128 or 342-8301. FRIENDLY ST. area. Quiet, NS, veg. house. Peaceful, clean, stable, mature. Lg. rooms, NP. $330/mo + 1/2 utils, dep. 683-4526. FOR RENT, 2-brdm, bathroom in country Creswell home. DishTV and DSL, pets? $450/mo + $400 dep. 895-3855. Avail. 6/15. HOME WITH upstairs bdrm, bath, common area, own kitchen, phone line. Cable ready. Share utility room, W/D, garden. No smoke, pet, drugs. $345+/mo. 206-4678. ALL AREAS. Roommates.com. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommates.com(AAN CAN)
AUTOS Ford 1986 RANGER. Runs great, new transmission, toolbox and spot light. Perfect for work or recreation. $1,500 OBO. 543-6436. Volkswagen 1976 CAMPER van. $1,500. 521-5470. SUMMER LOVE can happen so fast, so be prepared. In case of emergency lust, grasp hands with your loved one and press lips together. If solo lust occurs in a public area, locate the nearest restroom as soon as possible. Avoid connecting lust with individuals with whom you do not share a species or genus classification. This has been another public service announcement from the people who also bring you real news: Eugene Weekly.
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