Eugene Weekly : Personals : 02.16.06

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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

LOOKING DF. Seeking single male who is loving, honest, straight up, likes kids, the out doors and one who appreciates the same in another. I'm pretty, not fit, not fat. Fun, good sense of humor. Very caring, passionate, romantic. VM# 7491

A SWEETHEART Looking for a special partner, LTR? Spirited, affectionate, fun loving, petite, SWF. Attractive, educated, financially secure, creatively inclined. Looking for late 40's, 50ish, sincere gentleman, who seeks lady, to treat you special. VM# 7467

FOR A LIFETIME Youthful 69 yo vegetarian. Kind, loving. Enjoys country life, walking, reading, conversation, quiet times. Happy, healthy and sincere. seeking a lifetime partner. ND, NS. Please Write Blind Box: "A Lifetime." •

BOMB DOT COM Cutie baby angel bear. Short brown hair, glasses. ISO dreamy 19-23 boy into skateboarding, concerts, tattoos and keeping it real. I like films, crafts and my hamster Miss Cleo. VM# 7464

BABY? BABY. Sexy, voluptuous SWF, 22. ISO outgoing friendly male, 20s, who wants to fall in love. You be tall, intelligent, and have a life. I love friends, movies, coffee, and sarcasm. VM# 7462

FRIEND I'm athletic, enjoy hiking, gardening, camping, horses, fine wine, quiet evenings at home, life. Looking for a nice guy, 45-55, to share some good times. No smoking or drugs. VM# 7457

SEEKING GOOD FRIENDS Good friend seeking new, casual good friends in the 50s age range. Enjoy casual dining, variety shopping, movies, music. Please no tobacco smokers. Other vices okay. VM# 7454

LOVES LIFE SWP, HWP, 58, happy to be me. Happiness is being in the moment, health, peace of mind and love. Joy is found everywhere, family, friends, work, play and a roll in the hay at the end of the day. You know who you are and what you want. You set goals, achieve them, enjoy a rewarding life, feel and express emotion freely. Want to share your needs and wants with a partner. Light shines in your eyes, you are radiant in every way. So am I, let's connect. VM# 7402

NICE GUY WANTED 52, young looking, ISO WM for movies, good coffee and conversation, honesty, coast trips. Good sense of humor, looking for nice guy who doesn't want a barbie doll. VM# 7450

NEED A VALENTINE? Why not me? I'm pretty, fat and fifty. Long brown hair, hazel eyes, easy going, affectionate. ISO kind, honest, SM with wit, intelligence and stability. Herb friendly? LTR? Please call. VM# 7399

COUNTRY GIRL DWF, 27, HWP, open minded, feisty, sarcastic, funny, mild yet wild. Enjoy music, motorcycles, animals, driving, tattoos and daydreaming. ISO mature SWM with similar interests. VM# 7398

MBA GODDESS Fun, liberal, professional, Capricorn, MBA seeks professional, entrepreneurial man 35-42, for dancing, international travel, music, foreign films, spiritual talks, and country fair. Fun, silly, motivated, passionate about life! Goal oriented! VM# 7395

ADVENTURE Tall, attractive, confident, curvy blonde, 39, seeks proud, empowered, romantic, inspirational, intelligent, hard worker who knows only he is responsible for his own failures and successes. VM# 7394

MOVIE DATE 46 yo house cat. Let's go $1.50 movies and the Bijou Theater. Like music and herb as well, gainfully employed. VM# 7376

PLAY DATES WANTED Seeking gentlemanly, intelligent, playmate, for walks, biking, wine-tasting, cooking, dinning out, theater, movies, weekend getaways and hanging out. Spiritually balanced, well adjusted NS, occasional herb user. 50-60. VM# 7369

SEEK BEST FRIEND DWF, 54, 5'2". Likes movies, dining, TV, hanging, touching, dancing, computers, spa, people. Not sports minded. Seeks best friend, stable, honest, funny, flexible, considerate, communicative, SWM, 44-62, under 200 lbs. VM# 7337

MUST HAVE SEX Aloha! I'm a sexy gal who likes sexy guys is all I can say. I want to have sex so badly! VM# 7332

LIFE PARTNER Doing it right this time. Drinking deeply, with hunger and curiosity. In great joy, compassion, wonder and tenderness. Walking thru fear into the mystery and beauty of life itself. Transformation. VM# 7331

ARE YOU STRONG Enough to be my man? Attractive, 48 yo, SWF ISO man with a hunters heart that doesn't hunt. Ready to give my heart up again to the right man. VM# 7329

 

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

SUGAR DADDY TYPE Would you like to meet a nice, good looking, intelligent, easy going gentleman, 40s, who will spoil you, respect you? I'm seeking a nice, attractive, slim female, 20s or 30s. Let's talk. VM# 7500

NOT A HUNK, BUT ... WM, 57, not a hunk, not rich, no big house or fancy car, but I am funny, outgoing, caring, very affectionate, intelligent nice guy who loves the ocean. VM# 7495

WALK THE SQUAK 56, 5'8", Libra. The moon, pearl of the sky, rolls around all night longing for an ocean. Me too. Seek Picean woman to seagull squak and crab walk with. NS. VM# 7494

NO DULL MOMENTS SWPM, 48, long hair, veg., country land owner, interesting, active, athletic, hard working, health conscious, conservative hippy. Seeking soul mate and family, old fashioned romance with never a dull moment. VM# 7493

FREAKY COOL Female, monogamous LTR. 18-40, 5' to 5'6", 85 to 130, maybe! Submissive, freaky cool. All your fantasies cool. Let's have some fun. VM# 7490

ATHLETIC ROMANTIC SWM, 50, runner, biker, hiker, dog owner, homeowner. Seeks female companion ages 41-54, for running, holding hands, sunsets, waterfalls, laughter, fun, life, hugging, dates, dining, dancing, sharing, caring, stars, LTR. VM# 7487

ROMANTIC GIVER Roses arrive at work. Bubble bath drawn in vanilla. Candles light dining. 2 hour massage. Comb your hair. Kiss you softly. Athletic, rare, respect, gentleman, 50, seeks lady 43-53. VM# 7472

GOLD 'N KIND HEART Giving, rare, kind, respectful, nice, athletic male, 50, seeks

same in female, ages 40-54, best friend, LTR? Peace 'n happiness, fun, laughter, active, hiking, touching, hugging, walking, holding hands. VM# 7471

SHALL WE SHARE SWM, 35, ISO intelligent, free-spirited, sensual woman, 20's or 30's, to share ecstatic experience. Not looking for a LTR, but not ruling it out, either. VM# 7469

CASUAL COMPANY Intelligent, athletic, respectful, trust worthy, passionate, and safe WPM seeks an adventurous and daring woman counterpart, 35-55, craving occasional, spontaneous, and discreet sexually memorable encounters. VM# 7465

SIMPLY PHYSICAL Witty, athletic, intelligent, handsome and sensually skilled WPM seeks an emotionally secure, experienced, adventurous, woman 30-50's yearning for casual, satisfying, intimate, discrete, and safe adult fun. VM# 7463

LOVE UNDER STARS Spontaneous, boyish nature guy. Happy, 54, 5'9", 145 lbs, spiritual, fit, tree hugger, travel, outdoor adventures. ISO F, any age, earth friendly, independent mind and means. No drugs, republicans. Picnics, dancing, hiking, paddling. Love under stars, LTR? VM# 7456

AMAZON WOMAN You placed an ad about two months ago. Tried to reach you, but too late. Single, very handsome Portlander who travels to Corvallis. Wants to experience all life has to offer. VM# 7451

WITH BENEFITS Male, 44, seeks female, 25+ for friend with benefits, possibly love. Strong guy, tired of being girlfriendless. Own business. ND, NS, light drink OK. You be sexual, nice. VM# 7449

POSSIBLE LTR WPM highly educated, quirky sense of humor, ISO 30-40s, educated SPF, NS. Enjoy general adventuring indoors and outdoors. Nature, hiking, bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou. Possible LTR. VM# 7446

ARTIST SEEKS SAME 34 yo, 6', 175 lbs, self employed artist looking to meet same to share lifestyle with and have some fun with life. Must love outdoors. VM# 7445

MEET A DECENT GUY SWM, 33, 6'5", 260 lbs, happy, high spirited, both laid back and slightly wild at times. Into music, tattoos, beaches, fishing, camping and more. Looking for down to earth SF, 21-43 to enjoy life with. VM# 7438

ISO ITALIAN WOMAN Handsome, healthy, professional man, 40. ISO beautiful, sexy, smart, Italian women, 28-38, who wants to settle down. VM# 7403

HIPPIE(ISH)? Decent looking WM with some land ISO earthy, counter cultural hippie or outdoorsy female. Plus for nonsomker vegetarian. VM# 7390

VET SEEKS VET Let's combine our energies and do the life together. VM# 7388

SINCERE GENTLEMAN SWM, 60, tall, slim. Looking for a sweetheart, 50-65. ISO for love, cuddling, affection, dining out, home cooking, movies, fireplace. Travel, home life, beaches, Hawaii, picnics. LTR. Financially secure. Lots to offer. ND, NS, NA. Please write Blind Box: "Sincere Gentleman" - VM# 7378

OLD FART Scrawny and bald with bad knees, seeks Frisbee golfing, herb smoking, razor owning babe, because I deserve you. LTR, monogamous, fun filled adventure. Like a barrel of monkeys. VM# 7375

TIMES NOW Liberal, spiritual, vibrant, active, fit, attractive, playful, mellow, kind, stable, rockin' soul, 40's man. Deep communicator, loves the arts, music, nature and the joy of laughing and sharing openess, passion. Seeks earthy, true, fit, happy lady 35-50 for romance and adventure. Write blind box: "Times Now" VM# 7380

LOVE? Seeking marriage of convenience with young lady that can care and wants to be loved as well. Open minded, smart, affectionate, honest. Females only. Dating at first NS, ND, HWP. VM# 7373

TALLY HO Any lady out there, regardless of age, race, interested in having a clean, fit, healthy, toned, athletic, 6', senior gentleman as her own personal escort, companion, perhaps more. I'm here! VM# 7372

LOOKING FOR LOVE SWPM, 40ish, is seeking a women 25-45 who loves to spend time in the outdoors and knows how to love a man, as I know how to please a women. VM# 7371

LACTATING MAMMAS ISO young unwed lactating mammas in need of a older man for comfort and support. Must be able to show affection to a 42 , SWM, 5'1", 160, virgin, hearing impaired. VM# 7367

SLIM BUSTY FEMALE WTD A gentle man, attractive, 40ish, sensitive, sensuous, very bright, respectful and caring. If you're an intelligent, attractive woman, size D, DD or larger, please contact me. Seeking friendship, possible LTR. Ask and I'll explain. VM# 7365

JEWISH GENTLEMAN Easy going, mild mannered, intellectual, eclectic, spiritual, good looking, fit, middle aged, healthy, slightly alternative, bohemian lifestyle, professional, financially secure, seeking someone special for possible LTR. Someone who is together, very intelligent, attractive, slim, shapely, 28-45. VM# 7363

NOT DEAD YET Attractive, well mannered, deeply passionate MWM ISO F to engage in an uncommonly soulful relationship. Write blind box: "Not Dead Yet." VM# 7360

NICELY SEASONED Active SWM, spiritually open minded gentle-man with youthful outlook, seeks honesty and openness with SF, 45-60, similar interests: Outdoors, music, Country Fair, fitness, conversation, companionship, cuddling and ... Write Blind Box: "Nicely Seasoned." • VM# 7336

THICK LADIES Handsome well built man, nice package, seeks beautiful thick ladies for hot time. VM# 7334

RAGTIME SOULMAN Neo romantic poet, 58, seeks a sentimental soulmate who will watch old movies and hibernate with me. Many more details, good listener. VM# 7325

 

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

MEN ARE DESTROYING The world. Fine femme, 42, bookish, soulful, sexual, earth loving, reliable friend, needs intelligent, physically together, kin femme. No smokers, trannies or men. Any age, race. Need an ally in these malevolent times? VM# 7455

BI WOMEN'S GROUP For women of all backgrounds 21 and over. Meeting the third Friday of each month. On going for over 15 years. No men. No Gays. No TG, TS. VM# 7397

PRETTY SPECIAL Looking for left handed Gemini. Lover of dogs, backpacking adventures, goat roping, loves pizza, Brett Dennin, massage. Piercings and tattoos a bonus. Come play in the woods with me. VM# 7437

MIDDLE AGED Chubby, co-dependent, underemployed, goddess-seeking lesbian looking for same. VM# 7393

MAMA DYKES PLAY Looking to hang with other queer mamas? I'd love to host a monthly playgroup. Totally informal, just easy going playtime. Bring your knitting or your paints or whatever you do. VM# 7333

LET'S FIND THE SUN In our hearts and our world. Will hike, bike, travel, play and have fun. If your active, between 46-60 and ready for adventures call me. VM# 7362

 

MEN SEEKING MEN

JUST 4 FUN Male in his 30s seeks male. Age 18-30 please. What's on your mind? STD free from all kind, that's a must. VM# 7460

LET'S CONNECT 42 yo GWM seeks same to enjoy Eugene with. Love animals, ocean, walks, movies, theater, travel and fun. Masculine, fit. Give a try. VM# 7444

EXPLORATION MWM, mid 30s, tall, heavy set, straight. Seriously seeking eager TV, TS, CD or GM, 18 to 25, for discreet fantasy exploration between a straight guy and safe eager receptive. VM# 7433

NOT ISO MR. RIGHT Cause he's perfect and I'm not! Would be interested in his middle aged brother. The one who's not overly handsome, kind of a has been athlete who tells a great joke, respects and only wants one man for a LTR. Let him know this Marlboro Type, NS, who enjoys gardening, fishing, sports, music and carries a loaded weapon has started looking for him. Write Blind Box: "Not ISO Mr. Right." VM# 7400

FIT JOCK FOR FUN Visitor in town. Enjoy masculine, fit, kick back men. DDF. VM# 7368

 

EITHER/OR

ISO RED PUBIC HAIR Well hello. I do want to have sex with a woman who's got red pubic hairs and another guy. 7" is max. VM# 7330

 

I SAW YOU

SMILE I've seen you for years. Lately on the other side of the world. Even if you're not in town I want you for my valentine. The beet goes on ... and on. I love you.

GOODWILL COBURG 2/6 a.m., Red head, blue pin stripe suit. Your son has your charger you lovely woman. Me, black jacket, ball cap, mustache, no sleep. Meet, talk more? VM# 7506

ISRAELI ACCENT I saw you at Tugman park last spring, you with your little daughter, me with my brother in law and his kids. Single? Sip coffee? I love Dylan too. VM# 7505

TRIP DIDG? Aztec Sun, 2-11-06. You, gigantic bouffant with cards, loving your chips. No "trip didg" for you. Predict summer of '06 losing streak. Maybe stick to Phase 10? VM# 7503

SMACKED YOU DOWN You big tall college kid come strutting from 1120 E 24th. Me and my ex-military buddy smacked your ass down and called you a bitch. What the hell? You can't do that. VM# 7502

FROZEN SHRIMP You, BMX track, Chacos, flat tire, tequila, campfire. Alaskan badass? You can ride my pegs home, but I don't eat frozen shrimp. I'll get some pancake mix for the pantry. VM# 7501

FLASHBACK Redhead at MC. 02/20/05. You, beautiful, tall, redhead. Loading groceries into VW Golf. Me, tall, dark and handsome and horny. We parked next to each other and exchanged smiles. Dinner? VM# 7497

FISHWICH You were at Taylor's eating a Fish Sandwich drinking a Pabst. I was sitting across from you eating a BLT. We caught eyes. Were you thinking what I was thinking? VM# 7496

NEW METROPOL GIRL I knead you in my life. Your smile makes my bread rise and all I can think of is your cute cream puffs. Love me. VM# 7492

BEN G. Do you know how much you mean to me? I couldn't ask for more! Thanks for making my heart ecstatic and my life as bright and warm as the sun. VM# 7489

POOP SCOOP TROOP What you did was unprofessional and you know it. Next time you leave someone hanging, have the courtesy to call so they don't waste their time. VM# 7470

WINE MAKER Wine Maker at the Horsehead. Kinda upset we didn't get to talk longer. If you want drop me a line. I was the pegasus in the huge sweater. Hehe. Hope all is well. VM# 7468

U GOODWILL SHOPPER Senaca Goodwill. So polite, letting the guy I was working with use bathroom ahead of you. Still thinking about your smile and style. Great clothes. Fluffy boots. We should chat. Find me girl. VM# 7466

START YOU UP Corvallis carwash 2/5/06. You, yummy Asian girl in pink. Your car needed a jump start. I really wanted to start you up. Next time I'll better understand my cables. Coffee? VM# 7461

UFO SIGHTING Sat., 2/4, 9:00 pm over West Eugene. What was that? Did anyone else see it? VM# 7459

GOING GREYHOUND I wanted to tell you thanks. I wanted to talk more philosophy and Jim Jarmusch. I am reading the Bell Dive instead. Maybe I'll see you in China. VM# 7458

GREEN ACRES WALMART First real genuine nice male clerk. Nonwhite, glasses, married, working front registers, always polite, sweet. Kudos for not being a typical Walmart employee! To bad you're married! VM# 7453

HATE YOU ALL Except you, my special one. You: kind, generous, with huge member. Me: angry, sullen, bitter. Write Blind Box: "One for me." •

HEY KATHERINE We said hello Friday, 1/27 at Laughing Planet. I'm kind of intrigued with you. Would you like to meet? Friendship would be a fabulous result! I'll be at Laughing Planet Saturday, 2/18 at 7:30pm, or call. – Ramana. VM# 7452

LUNA-KIT Joy, it has its own justice, and dreams are languid and lawless, and everything bows to beauty when it is fierce and when it is flawless. – M. VM# 7448

HERTZ RENTAL I saw you, hot stuff, at the rental lot. Blue Mercedes, Tuesday. Pick me up! Me, brown hair, blue eyes, sexy figure, large nose ring. VM# 7447

COROLLA WAGON I saw your car. 94-96 Toyota wagon, 5-speed, any color. Please sell it to me! Name your price. VM# 7443

 

I LOVE YOU

GARLIC LOVERS Evil Knievel, I'll admit it. Things you have said twitched my soul. It's not often I meet a kindred spirit. Could I go slow and call you a friend. Elvis.

PIERCED NIPPLES ... and Ken lines, oh my! I'm glad that I didn't die before I met you. You're my best ever. I love you so much! VM# 7498

 

FRIENDS

EDWARD TO HELEN So Helen, I believe you could have worked at the Navigator, Edgartown, M.A. Truely sorry, I should have realized sooner than this. In Britain now. Write Blind Box: "Helen." •

RIDE MT. BACHELOR? Are you a skier or boarder who frequents Mt. Bachelor? Are you a safe, non-agro driver? Let's share gas and driving responsibilities! I'm a relatively skilled boarder and grad. student. VM# 7442

VET SEEKS VET Let's combine our energies and do the life together. VM# 7389

ARE YOU OUT THERE? Gay 30something male couple seeks other similar minded gay couples for genuine friendship. We like camping and fishing, playing games, evening in or out. Let's get together. VM# 7339

OPEN MINDED MAN 58 yo retired professional seeking open minded female for long term relationship. VM# 7338

MUSICAL-SPIRITUAL My name is Jules. I am new in this area and need friends, both male and female. Common interests, music, musicians, harmony in friends of God and the angels. VM# 7326

EATING FAN CLUB FORMING Meet at Hometown Buffet 11am-8pm, M-F for gorging. No need for taste, simply an appetite fit for a walrus. No talking, just eating. Wear your stretchy pants and prepare to be satisfied!

 

ALTERNATIVES

MASSAGE Spirited, fit, SM ISO woman with similar qualities for learning partner in massage and Tantra. VM# 7504

FLORA SEEKS FAUNA Buxom wood nymph seeks Pan for priapean adventures. Must love nature, be light hearted and herb friendly. Let's explore spring together. VM# 7499

SUGAR DADDY? Sweet and sexy, long-legged brown-eyed, beauty looking for a kind and generous gentleman who would love to pamper and enjoy a fun-loving, discreet and playful, sexy sweetheart. You spoil me and I'll spoil you! VM# 7488

GALPAL ISO BOYTOY Hi guy. I'm a SWF, 32, brunette, dark eyes, sweet, smart, short and sexual. I really adore young energy, 20's, awakened, hungry lover. Practice makes perfect. Respectful intimate friends. VM# 7441

PLEASURES OF LIFE Me: 51. Wife: 47, hot. Looking to meet other couples for discrete fun, hang out and play. Looking for smart people who want to experience the pleasures of life. VM# 7440

PLAYMATE Sexy woman, 30s, with hot body and sweet face, HWP. Seeks financially healthy male 35-65 for occasional or on going naughty times. Be smart, generous, witty and able bodied. Desire uninhibited moments, toys and nothing timid with quality hottie. Discreet, if necessary. No strings or casual LTR possible. Not husband hunting, just seeking pampering and naughty fun. No vegetarians please. VM# 7435

ISO HOT COUPLE Hung, well groomed man, 39, hot body. ISO hot couple, 30s, who is into sharing your wife and giving her hot, wonderful creampies. Limits respected. VM# 7432

LET'S RIDE BABY Sexy, well groomed, hung man, 40. ISO hot, horse-loving, farm women with great body. Lets ride baby. VM# 7431

JUST FOR FUN Male in his 20s seeks female just for fun. Looks or age of no concern. What do you have in mind? VM# 7401

SIZE MATTERS SWM wants a female who would enjoy a foray into a D/S relationship. All races, sizes welcome, but bigger is always better. VM# 7370

OWN A STRAP ON? Or do you have a fantasy about using one? Adventurous guy seeking adventurous female for this and possibly other kinds of play. I am experienced. First timer OK. VM# 7366

FRIENDSHIP AND ORAL Good looking guy with nice personality loves to give massage and oral pleasure without reciprocation. I'm the best. I'm seeking a nice woman for friendship and this type of adventure. Hopefully lasting. Seeking someone 24-36, slim, excellent figure. I'm drug and STD free and expect the same. Herb OK. VM# 7364

B/D, S/M COUPLE? BiW, 37, seeking couple into S/M for discipline, oral, what else? prefer dominant male and submissive female for playmate. Two S/M guys OK too. VM# 7361

COUPLE LOOKING FOR Fun couple ISO cute female to have some discreet fun with. Both are attractive and freaky. Wanna Play? VM# 7341

I RULE Think you can handle my manliness? You: woman who knows her place. Me: man to put you there. Write Blind Box: "Like Honeymooners." •