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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

SEAN IN OREGON "My wife is Bi and likes it when I chat." What a load of crap! Fess up or live as you know it is done. Nothing kills intimacy like being lied to. VM# 7573

BRIGHT TOMORROWS SWPF, veg., active, hardworking mom, 47, seeks Christian mate for romantic and spiritual moments. VM# 7565

SEX IN THE CITY ISO good looking male, any race, age 28-37, at least 6" tall. Must love the arts, the outdoors and enjoy the city also. Very sensual woman, 28, 5'11", toned. VM# 7517

LOOKING DF. Seeking single male who is loving, honest, straight up, likes kids, the out doors and one who appreciates the same in another. I'm pretty, not fit, not fat. Fun, good sense of humor. Very caring, passionate, romantic. VM# 7491

FOR A LIFETIME Youthful 69 yo vegetarian. Kind, loving. Enjoys country life, walking, reading, conversation, quiet times. Happy, healthy and sincere. seeking a lifetime partner. ND, NS. Please Write Blind Box: "A Lifetime." ••

BOMB DOT COM Cutie baby angel bear. Short brown hair, glasses. ISO dreamy 19-23 boy into skateboarding, concerts, tattoos and keeping it real. I like films, crafts and my hamster Miss Cleo. VM# 7464

BABY? BABY. Sexy, voluptuous SWF, 22. ISO outgoing friendly male, 20s, who wants to fall in love. You be tall, intelligent, and have a life. I love friends, movies, coffee, and sarcasm. VM# 7462

FRIEND I'm athletic, enjoy hiking, gardening, camping, horses, fine wine, quiet evenings at home, life. Looking for a nice guy, 45-55, to share some good times. No smoking or drugs. VM# 7457

SEEKING GOOD FRIENDS Good friend seeking new, casual good friends in the 50s age range. Enjoy casual dining, variety shopping, movies, music. Please no tobacco smokers. Other vices okay. VM# 7454

NICE GUY WANTED 52, young looking, ISO WM for movies, good coffee and conversation, honesty, coast trips. Good sense of humor, looking for nice guy who doesn't want a barbie doll. VM# 7450

 

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

NON FAT TASTY Pardon my ambiguity. I don't want your free lunch. How about a dance in the kitchen. VM# 7576

COMFORT ZONE MWM, 45, challenged to experience life outside of my comfort zone ISO females or couple to experience steamy, wild, intimate encounters with. Safe and STD free. VM# 7575

GENTLEGUITARARTGUY Handsome, young 40ish. Makes due with honest humor, class, pure intellect, creativity and real Joy. Seeking 5'8", slender, artsy, 130lb goddess for LTR. Smoke, drink OK. Dance well. VM# 7574

LONELY Am I the only man in this world never to find love? The world is a lonely place without a soulmate. VM# 7571

DON'T GIVE UP HOPE If you want to meet a real man who knows how to treat a lady, I'm here. I enjoy rock music, outdoors, concerts and more. I'm 33 and looking for a true, down to earth woman between 23 and 45. All other factors are not important. VM# 7569

HIPPIE(ISH)? Attractive WM with some land ISO earthy, counter cultural, hippie or outdoorsy female, 20s-30s. Plus for NS, vegetarian. VM# 7567

SHY GUY ISO Good times with an open minded girl that is seeking a young couple. VM# 7566

BE MY PARTNER Tall attractive slender male searching for attractive slender female that wants to be my partner and more. VM# 7562

EASY GOING SM, NS, ND, lite drink OK. Seeks a woman who enjoys a man to please her sexually or non. I'm easy going with no drama. You be too! Me, yard work business. You, job and a car. VM# 7561

KIND, HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, sensual, financially secure, lonely SWM, 5'8'', 153 lbs seeks warmhearted woman, under 65, any ethnicity. My interests include organic gardening, music, dancing, reading, films, spirituality, nature, community, simple living, learning Spanish, Mexican vacations, social change. VM# 7529

VOLUMUOS, READY Sincere, non-false male seeks same in 30-58, 160-230, not fat, limited baggage, not broke. Me, solvent, home owner, professional, lean, no payments or ex-problems. 2006, loneliness kills! P.S. handsome, 45. VM# 7528

ISO ASIAN FEMALE SWM seeking Asian female who is a little on the kinky side. If you want a good friend with benefits give me a call. VM# 7527

R U KIND? SWM, 41, tall, left and lean. Looking for fine, kind, G.D. loving honey to share self, shows at McDonald and summer festivals. Nocturnal nectar sipping creatures encouraged. VM# 7526

MRS. ROBINSON I'm 18 looking to have sex with older women. At most 45. VM# 7522

SEEKING SOULMATE I'm a nature lover, creative-artistic, eclectic, independently employed, financially secure, spiritually evolved, good looking, healthy, fit, strong, sensitive, very sensuous, respectful, egalitarian, monogamous, faithful, 5'9", middle aged. Seeking a compatible, spiritually evolved, independent, attractive, slim woman, 28-45. VM# 7520

RUHERE2 Above board, kind, sincere, playful, 53, tall, WPM, appreciates nature's beauty, enjoys most outdoor activities, cultural events, dancing and travel. ISO conversation, chemistry, play, intimacy and growth with loving partner. VM# 7516

COMPANION WANTED Dining out, some travel. ISO lady in her '60s, HWP, NS, politically liberal. LTR? VM# 7515

SENSUALIST SWM ISO spiritually open minded SF, 40-60, to share the cosmic world of sensual communication though the five spiritual pathways. Also a love for the outdoors, the arts, herb friendly and the desire to help the world be a more peaceful place. Let's explore the honesty and openness that such a relationship has to offer. Write Blind Box: "Sensualist." • VM# 7509

SUGAR DADDY TYPE Would you like to meet a nice, good looking, intelligent, easy going gentleman, 40s, who will spoil you, respect you? I'm seeking a nice, attractive, slim female, 20s or 30s. Let's talk. VM# 7500

NOT A HUNK, BUT ... WM, 57, not a hunk, not rich, no big house or fancy car, but I am funny, outgoing, caring, very affectionate, intelligent nice guy who loves the ocean. VM# 7495

WALK THE SQUAK 56, 5'8", Libra. The moon, pearl of the sky, rolls around all night longing for an ocean. Me too. Seek Picean woman to seagull squak and crab walk with. NS. VM# 7494

NO DULL MOMENTS SWPM, 48, long hair, veg., country land owner, interesting, active, athletic, hard working, health conscious, conservative hippy. Seeking soul mate and family, old fashioned romance with never a dull moment. VM# 7493

FREAKY COOL Female, monogamous LTR. 18-40, 5' to 5'6", 85 to 130, maybe! Submissive, freaky cool. All your fantasies cool. Let's have some fun. VM# 7490

ATHLETIC ROMANTIC SWM, 50, runner, biker, hiker, dog owner, homeowner. Seeks female companion ages 41-54, for running, holding hands, sunsets, waterfalls, laughter, fun, life, hugging, dates, dining, dancing, sharing, caring, stars, LTR. VM# 7487

ROMANTIC GIVER Roses arrive at work. Bubble bath drawn in vanilla. Candles light dining. 2 hour massage. Comb your hair. Kiss you softly. Athletic, rare, respect, gentleman, 50, seeks lady 43-53. VM# 7472

GOLD 'N KIND HEART Giving, rare, kind, respectful, nice, athletic male, 50, seeks

same in female, ages 40-54, best friend, LTR? Peace 'n happiness, fun, laughter, active, hiking, touching, hugging, walking, holding hands. VM# 7471

SHALL WE SHARE SWM, 35, ISO intelligent, free-spirited, sensual woman, 20's or 30's, to share ecstatic experience. Not looking for a LTR, but not ruling it out, either. VM# 7469

CASUAL COMPANY Intelligent, athletic, respectful, trust worthy, passionate, and safe WPM seeks an adventurous and daring woman counterpart, 35-55, craving occasional, spontaneous, and discreet sexually memorable encounters. VM# 7465

SIMPLY PHYSICAL Witty, athletic, intelligent, handsome and sensually skilled WPM seeks an emotionally secure, experienced, adventurous, woman 30-50's yearning for casual, satisfying, intimate, discrete, and safe adult fun. VM# 7463

LOVE UNDER STARS Spontaneous, boyish nature guy. Happy, 54, 5'9", 145 lbs, spiritual, fit, tree hugger, travel, outdoor adventures. ISO F, any age, earth friendly, independent mind and means. No drugs, republicans. Picnics, dancing, hiking, paddling. Love under stars, LTR? VM# 7456

AMAZON WOMAN You placed an ad about two months ago. Tried to reach you, but too late. Single, very handsome Portlander who travels to Corvallis. Wants to experience all life has to offer. VM# 7451

WITH BENEFITS Male, 44, seeks female, 25+ for friend with benefits, possibly love. Strong guy, tired of being girlfriendless. Own business. ND, NS, light drink OK. You be sexual, nice. VM# 7449

POSSIBLE LTR WPM highly educated, quirky sense of humor, ISO 30-40s, educated SPF, NS. Enjoy general adventuring indoors and outdoors. Nature, hiking, bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou. Possible LTR. VM# 7446

ARTIST SEEKS SAME 34 yo, 6', 175 lbs, self employed artist looking to meet same to share lifestyle with and have some fun with life. Must love outdoors. VM# 7445

 

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

GIMME CONNECTION 20 yo Corvallis girl looking for a laid back stable soul to share my time with. Requirements, sense of humor, enormous heart and honesty. If you'll hold me, I'm yours. VM# 7513

MEN ARE DESTROYING The world. Fine femme, 42, bookish, soulful, sexual, earth loving, reliable friend, needs intelligent, physically together, kin femme. No smokers, trannies or men. Any age, race. Need an ally in these malevolent times? VM# 7455

 

MEN SEEKING MEN

JUST 4 FUN Male in his 30s seeks male. Age 18-30 please. What's on your mind? STD free from all kind, that's a must. VM# 7460

LET'S CONNECT 42 yo GWM seeks same to enjoy Eugene with. Love animals, ocean, walks, movies, theater, travel and fun. Masculine, fit. Give a try. VM# 7444

 

EITHER / OR

SHIELD OF ATHENA Perseus ISO Andromeda. Willing to turn down "the pipe" to defend Persia, the Lands of Canaan, and the Kingdom of Judah. Congressional dossier not required. Ruthlessness, maturity, and a firm canter are. Write Blind Box: "Martyr's Brigade." VM# 7524

 

I SAW YOU

BUSH IS A LIAR OLCC, 29th and Willamette 2/24. You brown coat, nice smile and sense of humor. Me, covered in white, but I clean up well. We danced through the door and registers. My little brown truck would like to meet your big brown one to be fuelish, regular or premium. VM# 7579

SEX NEIGHBOR If you don't knock off the "porno girl" wails, I swear I'm going to spray your bed with herpes virus.

LOST SAGITTARIAN Julaine in Albany area? I've always wanted to get to know you. I was blinded by marriage, but no more. Are you married? Coffee? VM# 7577

GOTHIC PLATE LASS You, dark haired beauty getting into PT Cruiser plate GOTHIC. Me, Dr. Tad, breath taken, your smile stole my heart. Would love to meet you for coffee? Please reply. VM# 7570

BLACK FOREST You were there on 2/25, you're a nice guy. Thanks for walking me home. Meet, maybe talk more?

MY GIRL'S THE S*** Damn. Her words of brilliance cripple me most of the time. Hands clever enough to gouge someone to death. Her name is Rhea and she's cooler than the devil. Seriously.

FARTING CONTEST! Do you want a piece of the action? Get your gas on, then mix and mingle with high society this Friday at Macy's. Whoever leaves a perfume salesperson gagging first wins. Can of Hormel Chili for the winner.

DINOSAUR DRIVER I placed a terrific T-Rex on the hood of your truck 2/21, Albertsons 30th and Hilyard. I found it the first day I spotted you driving around with your prehistoric collection. Coincidence had me spot you again. Thought you might enjoy the addition.

JEFF AT SH I bumbed your Mitsubishi at Willamette post office, 12/22? "Oops, sorry!" You talked with my sister by phone. "Any damage?" If you still have my number, please call me. VM# 7563

EW BOX TAGGERS To all you fools who keep tagging, pissing and throwing up in, stuffing with garbage and otherwise destroying the Eugene Weekly red boxes: you suck! Do you honestly think that you move up in the rankings of being cool and hardcore? What you are are immature and sad excuses for members of this community. Graffiti is a fine art, when people actually are able to enjoy it: like on a commissioned wall where it stays for years not on boxes where it is removed week after week. Be a respectable artist. Pissers/Vomiters: Ever heard of a toilet? Tree? Alley? Your friend, who I'm sure is sharing in your disgusting habit? Garbage Pail People: If you can't tell the difference between a newspaper box and a garbage can you shouldn't even being leaving the house. Please grow up and be respectful to the free service Eugene Weekly supplies every week. If you don't, the next time you stick your thing in the box to relieve yourself I hope the door slams shut ... hard!

SUGAR BEATS Me wandering in dance with glitter eyes, then met you and our last dance. Sorry, I had to go home. Can we meet for friendly herb and to dance again? VM# 7525

BLUESMAN KVRM shirt, tall guitar playing bluesman. Sweet eyes, felony flats. Me, I like Etta James. I'd like to talk with you again. VM# 7523

COBURG GOODWILL 2/6 a.m., Red head, blue pin stripe suit. Your son has your charger you lovely woman. Me, black jacket, ball cap, mustache, no sleep. Meet, talk more? VM# 7519

LONDON ACCENT I admired your British accent. You're rather short with dark hair and a taller friend beside you at Spencer Butte parking lot. Me, with a friend and a British name. VM# 7518

FEB. 13 LIBRARY 1:00 p.m., You're gorgeous but I haven't met you yet. That was me in the blue hat. You waiting for 15 min. Internet. Who are you? VM# 7514

JOHN MAJESTY SALON Eight years cutting, styling my nest, your patience is the best! You help make the world more colorful, glad your still with us instead of that snowboarding place! Thanks, PW. VM# 7512

JOE You're not the average Joe Shmoe that comes into my work. I'm intrigued! You were talking to another customer about my smile. Hope to see you soon! VM# 7507

BOYS' CLUBS Want to hang out with the guys and watch football. It's not gay or anything, really. I mean, just because we often take our shirts off and paint letters on each others chest, it's not like we're into each other. Sure, I might grab your ass after you make a touchdown, but that's because you're a good football player, not because I'm hot for you. Let's hang out. Write Blind Box: "Boys' Club."

 

I LOVE YOU

CRUCIALLY CRUCIAL That's what you are ... you and Durgs. I always enjoy your early morning grooves. Thank-you for being the most supportive and compassionate husband. Our tragedy has renewed my ever growing faith in you. I love you Beans.

U CAPRIAL, ME JOHN It was a day like any other. Although perhaps the sky was a little bluer. Or is it simply the way it seems now, in my memory? I would have taken more notice, preserved each precious detail in my mind for all time. If only I had known then, how special the day was. The day that I met the pretty painted party girl. Thank you for the most incredible year of my life. You can spank me with your spatula any time. I deserve it. I Love You.

STUPID BRIT Molly, sorry I was a jerk when I should have been your lover. All the sorrys in the world couldn't repair the damage I caused. I love you more than Addidas. Size 8 1/2? Zane.

 

FRIENDS

ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT 39, F, down to Earth nature girl seeks M or F companion for hiking, biking, live music, movies. VM# 7511

I NEED A FRIEND Lonely male, white, 27, in prison. Seeking a friend, 21 to 50 years of age. Just need someone to write me and not judge me. VM# 7508

EDWARD TO HELEN So Helen, I believe you could have worked at the Navigator, Edgartown, M.A. Truely sorry, I should have realized sooner than this. In Britain now. Write Blind Box: "Helen."

RIDE MT. BACHELOR? Are you a skier or boarder who frequents Mt. Bachelor? Are you a safe, non-agro driver? Let's share gas and driving responsibilities! I'm a relatively skilled boarder and grad. student. VM# 7442

 

ALTERNATIVES

NYMPHO ONLY SWM looking for serious F nympho. Casual meetings only. Safe sex. No strings. Clean, easy going. You love strong men, with stamina. I have Levetra, the other blue pill. Serious only. VM# 7578

JCR You answered my ad but I am unable to respond to email. So I need your phone number. Thanks. VM# 7568

BOOKISH BONDAGE Timid Cat lover seeks to be unleashed. SWM slave seeks master, please be rough. M or F. No limits. No shame. VM# 7521

ISO EXHIBITIONIST SWM, 27, ISO exhibitionist, 18-30, for public displays and all around hot adventures. Must be drug and disease free and get off on showing herself under any circumstance. VM# 7510

STUPID BRIT Is right Zane. I was hoping the next time we spoke it wouldn't be from the house of one of the girls you cheated on me with. That our conversation would be honest and not full of lame apologies, "I miss yous" and "could we meets?" That days later I wouldn't open up the paper to get slammed again. If ever you become a decent being with an actual heart and soul, some respect and true remorse, call me. Otherwise try not to hurt too many people, observe the no contact and stay out of my reality. Kat. VM# 7572

FAT DUDES ONLY Looking for a really fat guy to be my couch for the night. NSA sitting. I promise not to get any Cheetos in your belly flab. Lets meet at Albertson's in the snack aisle tonight.

MASSAGE Spirited, fit, SM ISO woman with similar qualities for learning partner in massage and Tantra. VM# 7504

FLORA SEEKS FAUNA Buxom wood nymph seeks Pan for priapean adventures. Must love nature, be light hearted and herb friendly. Let's explore spring together. VM# 7499

SUGAR DADDY? Sweet and sexy, long-legged brown-eyed, beauty looking for a kind and generous gentleman who would love to pamper and enjoy a fun-loving, discreet and playful, sexy sweetheart. You spoil me and I'll spoil you! VM# 7488

GALPAL ISO BOYTOY Hi guy. I'm a SWF, 32, brunette, dark eyes, sweet, smart, short and sexual. I really adore young energy, 20's, awakened, hungry lover. Practice makes perfect. Respectful intimate friends. VM# 7441

PLEASURES OF LIFE Me: 51. Wife: 47, hot. Looking to meet other couples for discrete fun, hang out and play. Looking for smart people who want to experience the pleasures of life. VM# 7440

 



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