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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

A CHRISTIAN FEMALE A Christian Female wants to meet a man, 53-63, for dance, travel, church, concerts, plays, dine in, dine out. I can relocate. I live in Portland. VM# 7948

LET'S WALK MY DOG Full-figured, SWF, 30, loves the Ducks, music, laughing, the coast and good times. Seeking SM, 28-35, who has a job, a car, teeth and a sense of humor. VM# 7912

LOVE TO LAUGH SWF, 29, long hair, nice smile. I am easy going, sincere, smart. Looking for a man who will treat me well. VM# 7901

NAG CHAMPA Cute, plus sized, 41 yo woman, blonde, brown. I am sassy, smart, smooth, and smell like nag champa. For this you will love me! VM# 7899

GILDA Tall, slender, attractive, unconventional, professional, 45 yo woman. ISO gentle, humorous, financially secure man, 41-56, for LTR. Good kisser a plus. Write Blind Box: "GILDA"

YOUR SWEET LADY Simple and honest. Just a sincere, petite, fun loving lady looking for an honest, active gentleman who wants to build a partnership. Creative woman, passionate, independent. STD clean, playful and attractive. No one-night stands or drinkers. VM# 7891

OPEN-HEARTED Emotionally, physically and spiritually fit DWP, 53 yo woman. Passionate, open hearted, slightly irreverent. Seeks same in you, a joyful, kind, self-aware soul. MLC. Integrity, still, a must. VM# 7890

OUTDOOR PLAYMATE Sought for fit, athletic, bright, fetching, avid outdoors woman. Hiking, backpacking, backcountry skiing, road-cycling and touring, sharing food, fun and friends. Prefer self-aware, under 50, no major parental commitments. VM# 7837

STRONG ENOUGH I want someone to have fun with when my boyfriend is out playing with his "friends." Open and honest. Fun, beautiful blonde seeks attractive, interesting, resourceful, humorous, optimistic and confident. 30-45. NS. VM# 7819

WEEKEND L.A.R.P. Seeks hursuite male to come to my emotional rescue. VM# 7816

 

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

LIFE BEGINS AT 60 SWM ISO passionate, fun-loving, adventurous, openhearted, honest SF to enjoy all that life has to offer. I am 6'2", HWP, love music, dancing, country fair, herb, the outdoors and romance. Let's kiss good morning in the sun. Write blind box: "Life Begins at 60" VM# 7945

WISHES COME TRUE SWM is seeking beautiful, deaf, mute, workaholic for serious relationship. Send me a microwave. VM# 7943

ARROW IN HEART SWM, 50, athletic, ISO pretty rainbow, life's adventures together. Kindness, respect, trust, honesty, peace, love, integrity, laughter, fun. Likes hiking, running, tandem bike, candlelight dinner, kisses, touch, massage, gentleman, romance. VM# 7911

LET'S MAKE SPOONS When I was twelve I made spoons with my sister and made spoons. Will you make spoons with me in an innocent way? Footie pajamas encouraged. Write Blind Box: "Spoons."

I WILL SPOIL YOU I am seeking one, very nice, intelligent, spiritually evolved, progressive, kind, considerate, level headed woman, 25-45, who is attractive and has good figure. I am a good looking, easy going, gentleman, 40s, with these qualities. The right person will be spoiled with flowers, gifts, massages, and other things too personal to mention. Interested? Curious? VM# 7910

FUN AND ACTIVE 30's, SWM, 6'1", 175. ISO active F, 25-35, who enjoys physical fitness, having fun, the outdoors, hiking, biking, the beach, hot springs, camping, cuddling. Friends and lovers wanted to love life with. VM# 7903

I'M NOT LIKE MOST Most guys are selfish, interested in what they want. Then there are a few, like myself who are kind, considerate, respectful and interested in what they can give and how they can make their partner happy, emotionally, intimately, etc. Me, 5'9", good looking, bright, 40s. VM# 7909

SINCERE GENTLEMAN SWM, 70, tall, slim, looking for a sweetheart 58-70 for love, cuddling, affection, dining out, home cooking, movies, fireplace, travel, home life, beaches, Hawaii, picnics, LTR. Financially secure, lots to offer. No drugs, NS, NA. Write Blind Box: "Sincere Gentleman."

HERE'S THE DEAL! Continue to date dishonest jerks with shiny cars, boring jobs, good credit, football, NASCAR, BAAAA! I'll stay interesting, honest, funny, creative, bright, playful, adventurous, good looking and single. Herb OK. VM# 7895

MARVELOUSLY NICE? Are you a plain, pretty, bigger, better voluptuous, rueben, curvy knockout? Cute, trim guy, educated, home-owner seeking 35 +. Thanks for response. VM# 7892

KISSPRING With a new beginning. Easygoing, playful, respectful, responsible, fit, handsome man, 48, with love of life, outdoors, music, dancing, arts, laughter, communicating. Seeks spirited, fit lady, 38-50, with integrity, balance and spontaneity, for sharing a passionate, growing, enriching, vast experience. Possible LTR. Write blind box: "Kisspring".

A GOOD GUY Thoughtful, nonjudgmental, emotionally and financially solid gentleman. Young 65. Fit, attractive, upper, relaxed, humorous, educated, traveled. Love outdoors, gardening, cooking, music, animals, arts, adventures. Interesting and interested. Seeking match 50-65 or LTR. VM# 7889

BI WOMAN WANTED Handsome, sexy, silver fox seeks younger woman for serious relationship only. Own home in country with hot tub so must be able to relocate without kids. Call now! VM# 7887

WHILE WERE YOUNG! Witty, mature, single chef. Professional and funny, cute guy seeks slim 30s-40s woman who enjoys art, music, dance, massage, in and outdoor fun. Herb friendly. VM# 7884

BLACK WOMAN WANTED ISO BF who would enjoy receiving good licking. Plus more if you want. Clean, safe, discrete fun on the coast. No games or strings. VM# 7881

BIG SILLY! Responsible but silly! Have car, house, life, all my teeth. never married, no kids yet. Anyone wanna hangout sometime? 36, 6', 160. Please be HWP, 25-35. VM# 7874

HOPEFULLY ROMANTIC Me, 48 yo romantic seeking same. I'm fit, healthy, happy, single, secure and progressive. I have a good education and an open mind. I love good food, good wine and simple pleasures. I am currently heading for Afghanistan for a year, but will be home for a week in May. I've never been accused of being cute but I've been called handsome. If you are fit and sane, please call. VM# 7843

LOOKING FOR FRIEND 46, SWM, ISO kind, beautiful, warm, caring woman. Sexy intelligent person, searching for my best friend and soulmate. NS, ND. WP who like to hike, fish, camp, dance, fine dining, plays, concerts, travel and rafting. 26-56, fit, physical condition. VM# 7842

TAKE A SHOT AT ME I'm a SWM, 33 yo, 260 lbs, 6'5". I'm into many outdoor activities, music, drawing and trips on the coast. I'm hoping to meet a neat, down to earth woman, 21-43, who wants to just be cool and enjoy life. VM# 7834

COMMON? HARDLY! Bright, funny, sweet, honest, monogamous. 5'6", trim, brown hair, green eyes. Seeks easy going, petite, 30-40 sweetie for movies, dinners, road trips, thrift stores, general clowning. VM# 7831

SEEKS OLDER LOVER SWM late forties, 5'10", 220 lbs, handsome, funny, outdoorsy, employed, financially secure. Not seeking wife or mother. Seeking a fun, mature lady for quiet evenings, dinner, old movies. Linn County. VM# 7829

WEIRDOS UNITE Mid 20s lunatic fringe writer seeking intellectual woman for long conversations into the night over coffee. Bizarre activities and goofy fun. 25-35, no other limitations. If you're looking for something beyond the usual bizzaritty of life, I'm your guy. VM# 7825

WANT TO JOIN ME? 44, 5'9", 180 lbs. Cook, grower of things, likes dogs, dragons, anything physical. Need partner for conversation, events, places, potential cuddler. Expecting nothing, want all things. Want to join me? VM# 7824

SEEKING HOT WOMAN 37, WM seeking older woman, open-minded, like movies, outdoors, fishing. VM# 7821

55 YO VIRGIN Or so it seems. Wooden ya like a guy that's keen? Let's have a soda and try not to freak when you discover I'm kinda handsome for a skinny geek. SWChM. VM# 7818

EUGENE Monogamous male wants one good lady. You also monogamous. You enjoy life, walks, dining, dance, home, intimacy, friends, love. VM# 7811

FEMALE FRIENDSHIP Maryland gentleman looking for friendship to wine and dine and interested in digital photography. VM# 7805

HIPPIE(ISH)? Attractive WM with houses and land ISO earthy, counter cultural, hippie or outdoorsy female, 20s-30s. Plus for NS, vegetarian. VM# 7784

KINDA ODD 40, 6', 170, healthy, fit, kinda odd. Likes music, herb, curvy girls with hairy legs, strap-ons, and? Seeking romance with fit, healthy, F, 33-55. VM# 7780

DISCREET ADVENTURE SWM, hot, experienced, in-need of tender or heated sexual contact with 18-45 F. Into anything, quick or long, great with my hands and tongue! Call me. VM# 7773

 

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

ALL PERSONALITY BiF wanted for fun loving, romantic, serious relationship with same. Personality more important than looks. Be open and honest. I'm mature but young at heart. No kids, smokers, drugs. VM# 7885

BI WOMEN'S GROUP For women of all backgrounds 21 and over. Meeting the third Friday of each month. Ongoing for over 15 years. No men, gays or TG/TS. VM# 7876

BOLD WOMAN OK, I'm a bit creeped out by this, but I'm also a bold woman! Happy, mid-40s hippy, mama, dyke, witch seeks a big-brained, full-bodied optional, spiritually, politically and physically active woman for tea, etc. VM# 7779

 

MEN SEEKING MEN

ISO BM TO PLEASE Bi-curious WM, BM or TS, 7" plus, to lavish pent-up oral desire on. Possibly more if chemistry right. Discrete. VM# 7882

CURIOUS STUDENTS? Looking for a Bi or curious younger guy for some hot fun! 29, 6', 155, Bi and very discrete. Wanna try anything you've always thought of? VM# 7873

SEEKING SOULMATE Please be intelligent, articulate, gentle and full of humor. I'm feminine, submissive, very domestic and love both evenings out and nights cuddling. VM# 7820

A MOONLITE MILE Attractive GWM, 5'10", 200, hazel eyes, STD free, short brown hair, smooth, clean shaven, good sense of humor, good hearted, adventurous. ISO 30-40 friend, LTR maybe. Have fun and play with each other. Like long hair. You be STD free, average shape, smooth, no baldies. Write to Blind Box: "Moonlite Mile." VM# 7803

OLDER FOR YOUNGER New to area. I guess I'm a normal acting father, 'bear' type looking for other white males to 45 or so. Who knows? Normal guys please. Hit me up. Late. VM# 7785

FANTASY FULFILLMENT MWM, mid 30s, straight masculine seeking a feminine CD/TV/TS or GM for discreet encounters and fantasy fulfillment. VM# 7774

 

EITHER/OR

FUN THIS SPRING Corvallis. Nice looking, man, 6', 176, well groomed. ISO good looking, sexy women, 20-30's for booty call arrangement. Let's have some fun this spring. VM# 7839

 

I SAW YOU

APRIL 24, 2006 I saw you on UO campus. Green shirt, blue skirt, lip piercing. If you're not the one why does my soul feel glad. Can I read you my poetry? Kisses. VM# 7950

LAUGHING Laughing all night before you stole my matchbook, and with it, a piece of my heart. Let's tattoo your parent's faces and bike across South America. ?? VM# 7949

U R REEBLICIOUS! Hey band boy, darkness is nice, so is the light. But balance is best. Clarity and waterfalls would suit you, but I have too much to lost to play the way you do. Love always, Dancing girl. VM# 7947

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU Mmmmm, sexy, tasty, just one floor away. Drives me crazy. Love eating till your hair tingles, soon. VM# 7946

INFANT MASSAGE At Sweet Life, 4/20. I am excited at the prospect of teaching mothers. Talking with you has renewed my passions. Thanks! Please contact me. Will reimburse. VM# 7944

EARTH DAY Saturday Market, 4/22, p.m. You had brown top, light green slacks. Me, a single dad with young daughter. You looked interested and interesting. Coffee? VM# 7913

HEART SKIPS A BEAT You always come in with a smile. I know your married but I still like you. Heart skips a beat when you look my way Mikkie. Love, V. VM# 7907

NATASHA'S MUFFINS Are the best. Thanks for the random Prehoda lab bran muffin. Very random, but very friendly. VM# 7905

TATTOO BY Desian, I saw you there about noon on 4/19/06. You were wearing blue jeans and a brown jacket. Are you bi or gay? Call me. VM# 7900

DAN You Bartended at Black Forest and Samurai Duck, I still have the Lucky Guitar Quarter! Call me! VM# 7897

SEEKING DAMIEN Can't find your number and don't know how to find you. Do you still exist? Had a hot time with you I cant forget. Summer in Eugene, let's hook up. VM# 7896

MISHA DUNLAP Happy Birthday to YOU! Thanks for making the world a better place! YOU ROCK! VM# 7888

DANCING BEAUTY Saw you at the Core Star, dancing your booty off, very sexy. Wanna grind on the dance floor? I bet you do, meet in the backseat? VM# 7879

SMUT SHACK BABE You: Tall, beautiful girl, brown hair and eyes with piercings. Me: Missing your chipped tooth. I want to make dutch ovens with you. Gimme some sugar, smut goddess! VM# 7828

 

I LOVE YOU

HONEYBEAR! Yes, let's meet in the back seat and I will shake it just for you cuz I am your dancing diva. I love being hot sexy lesbians with you. Smooches!

DESERT GIRL Coffee with wild horses, riding together, soaking under stars, finley frollicks, playing scrabble. Nuzzles and wuzzles from your fuzzy boy.

CYNTHIA OF 21 YRS. I wished upon a star one night, as angels to the sky took flight. I wished for one who's heart was pure, so they might knock upon my door. My wish it seems was not unheard, the angels blessed every word. So here I state my feelings true. I long for love, I long for you. British BoyToy.

 

FRIENDS

DONALD WILLIAMS Don deserves justice for what was done to him. Please call the tip line at 682-8888 with any info.

DHARMA FRIENDS Irish Eskimo raised by Mexican babysitters has been blessed by the company and cultures of many and seeks friends who practice Buddhist Dharma. VM# 7844

I LOVE MY CATS BUT I am tired of hanging out with only them. ISO fellow shy, creative, crafty F in 20s to inspire each other artistically and to just hang out and talk! VM# 7836

STRAIGHT FRIENDS C with hot tub, massage table. ISO emotionally and physically fit, spirited active, social C/W to join for potluck, theater, dance, and more. Friendships build relationships. VM# 7835

READERS WANTED Let's start a Saturday or Sunday midmorning once a month book club. Discuss classic, modern literature or whatever the group decides in a public place. Men and women welcome. VM# 7832

YOU'RE WANTED Girlfriend wanted. Wife wanted. Friend wanted. Love goddess wanted. Love wanted. Someone wanted. Mistress wanted. Concubine wanted. Anyone to love wanted. Clean-cut, hardworking, WM, 43, 5'1", NS, ND. VM# 7812

 

ALTERNATIVES

FEMALE SWINGER Fun, intelligent, discreet, creative, professional male looking to find mature, uninhibited female partner for threesomes, foursomes, swapping, role playing, more. Spring is here, let's play! VM# 7916

ATTRACTIVE LADY I'm seeking a few BiM for my swinging birthday party! I will love to watch and join in. Hubby wants to watch. Well endowed and blacks a plus! No females. VM# 7915

MBIF ISO SBIF Attractive redhead seeking attractive lady, I prefer long dark hair, to have fun with while hubby watches. Please contact me. VM# 7914

PLEASURE IS JOB #1 Attentive minion ISO large chested goddess to please to hearts content. Discreet, clean, fun male willing to work to make sure your needs are met. Reply poste haste! VM# 7908

ENEMA AND SPANKING I am a crossdresser from Lexington, Kentucky. I am seeking an enema and a spanking and to be totally humiliated by a man, a woman or a couple. Very kinky George. VM# 7906

LONELY AND BUSY 30s, SWM, 6'1", 175. Can't get out of the house in the evenings. Hoping fun, spirited, 25-35, F could come over late nights, or meet for hottubs daytimes. I am fun, clean, fit, sexy, and sane. VM# 7904

OUR LITTLE SECRET ISO mature woman, 35+, looking for clean, discreet pleasure. Discreet, clean, attentive, willing to please. Don't be shy. Bonus points for being busty and lingerie but not required. Don't delay! VM# 7902

DADDY'S GIRL MWM, 40, seeking a petite college Daddy's girl! Let's meet for lunch first, then arrange to spoil each other on a weekly basis! VM# 7898

LET ME EAT YOU Looking for hairy woman. I love to give oral pleasures, perhaps more. The more body hair you have the better. Age, size or race not important to me. VM# 7894

25 YO SINGLE MALE Seeks female age 30-49 in Corvallis area for discreet encounters. You won't be disappointed. Must be safe and STD free. VM# 7893

DOUBLE PLEASURE BiF wanted: Double your pleasure, double your fun. Be loved by two, §not just one! Married couple seeking serious relationship to spoil and pamper you. Don't miss out, call now. VM# 7886

TEST YOUR IQ! Priapic cosmopolitan libertine, 50ish, seeks iconoclastic callipygian sybarite, 35+, for orgasmaniacal fun and games. Size and status inconsequential. Really smart women find me irresistible! VM# 7883

RECREATIONALISTS Experienced, regular, kinda straight married couple into extra regular kinda male bodies to match our rhythm. Tall, HWP, STD free. Can you move? VM# 7880

SHY COUPLE ISO A female that is interested in getting to know a young couple in their early 30s. We're more interested in an honest fun relationship than casual sex. VM# 7878

READY FOR ORGY? Gorgeous fatty with godly blonde locks ISO backdoor playtime with high-fashion cuddly-faced Brit and lanky hetro. My roommate sucks. VM# 7877

SPANKING 30 yo male wanting a spanking from a female for fun and or discipline. I have been craving one and need one. VM# 7875

BEEN DREAMING TOO? Have you been dreaming about it too? Hot, hung, straight, stud. Late 30s looking for same. Must be married or attached, drug and disease free, 30s. Will consider hot couple if cool. VM# 7841

SUPERSIZE YOURSELF Large supersized MWF 37, seeks male or bi-female for casual afternoon fling. Oral pleasure a favorite both to give and receive. Looks not important. Must be drug and STD free. VM# 7838

YOUNG M FOR BUSTY F 27 yo male seeks busty older women for discreet fun. Loves to pleasure and spoil. VM# 7833

SEEKING FUN TIMES SWBiM, 44, smooth, slender and submissive. Seeks open minded and assertive male or female of any race for hot times and limitless exploration. I like to watch movies, dress up and I'm for real, you be too. VM# 7827

MEAN LIBRARIAN Deviant and desperate. I'm allergic to wheat, soy, and strong scents, but intrepid otherwise. Wanna check me out? VM# 7817

FOR US TO SHARE Bi female looking for another to share night with my husband and I. The show of his life. Me, 29, loving, tender. Him, 39, behaved and trained. VM# 7814

GOOD GIRL WANTED Husband and wife looking for a bi girl, to give husband a show. We are tender yet kinky. Looks not a biggy. I am a tender girl, 29. He is 39 and well trained. VM# 7813

DO YOU BUCKAROO? Seeking cowboy, buckaroo for playing with fire, making magic. All sorts! And exploring secret spaces. VM# 7808

SPANKING ON CAMPUS 19 yo male student wants to know if other students are interested in spanking fun. Can be male or female, top or bottom. Just want to see who is out there. VM# 7807

ADULT FUN 38, fit male looking for female who is a freak in bed and a lady on the street, for weekend sleep-overs. Must have high energy and be STD free. Let's talk. VM# 7806

TWO MEN AT ONCE Curvy, sexy-driven Married WF looking for a threesome with two well-built men. Extremely discreet. Safe, clean, ND a must. Don't you want it? VM# 7782

WILLING TO PLEASE ISO mature woman, 35+, seeking pleasure from attentive, discreet, athletic built male. STD free, drug free. Nothing permanent just good, clean, safe, discreet pleasure! Bonus points, large bust, lingerie. VM# 7778

IN THE BATHROOM Let's get naughty in public bathrooms. Send me a one-hour window and a public bathroom, and I'll be there, lights out, when you arrive. No talking, no faces, just sweet lovemaking in the commode. You chose the place, be it a school, a library, a restaurant, or even a hospital. Write Blind Box: "In the Toilet."

JUST OUR SECRET Single BM, 40s, seeks female, 40-45, for occasional sensual encounters! Discreet, clean, and drama-free. VM# 7777

I'M WAITING Male, 23, ISO female who will allow him to perform oral. I love to please. Only women interested in having multiple orgasms for hours on end need apply. VM# 7776

COUPLE ISO FEMALE MWC. Him, 37 6'2". Her, 5'5" 160. Seriously seeking BiF for friendship and fun. Possible long term with the right woman. VM# 7775



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