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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

LET'S TALK AWF, 50, loving care, like cooking, animals, garden. Would like to meet the right man, retired, 55-65. Are you the right man? VM# 8579

ON THE LEVEL TOO Creative, thoughtful boomer, beauty, HWP, seeking a friend of candor, character, and wit. Love nature, my farm, all animals, even people, artistic and scientist Techno-advice. Want to talk. VM#•8571

POSSIBILITIES SWF, 55, slightly full figured. affectionate, loves snuggling, candlelight picnics, walks on the beach and the river, cooking, sports. Looking for friendship, possible long term with affectionate nonsmoker. ND, NA. Let's explore the possibilities. VM# 8570

RICH BOYFRIEND! Cutie bear, 20 yo, ISO baller mentality. Take me somewhere nice and let's kick it. Herb friendly, be real, I'm perfect. VM#•8554

ATTRACTIVE SWF Energetic, youthful, playful, tall and slender, 40, Blue eyes, long hair, seeking attractive 30somethings with time, tenderness, and good manners. Redheads welcome! Muscles appreciated! No herb or piercings, please. VM# 8555

INTELLECTUALLY Curious, well educated professional. 5'2", eyes of blue. Attractive, HWP, adventuresome, caring, age 52. How about you? VM# 8508

GOTTA LAUGH If you enjoy my company now, you'll love it when I can reciprocate your TLC. Healing from tear of L-5 disc. Looking for understanding man, developed empathy, 52+, NS, no herbs, mature active listener and communicator, obviously with super wit and patience. Me: 56, tall, witty, successfully self-employed in Springfield. You must want a regime change in our country, to make a difference to others, and be open to a grow-old-together companion. VM# 8507

LIFE SHOULD BE FUN Shy at first meet, tall 50-something, DWF ISO NS, hiking, rock scrambling, camping, music loving tall 45+ guy to cook and explore with. Must love dogs! VM#•8501

HER MAJESTY'S MEN UK men: Your wit, charm, and accents make me melt. American woman ISO respect, conversation, and great sex. Aussies: The Queen's on your money, you can call me too. VM#•8485

CAGE TRICK Hungry SWF wants to raise a man like a rancher raises veal. Will you be my little anemic calf? No movement, but all the milk you can drink. Write your captive fantasy to me. Write Blind Box: "I'm For Veal."

 

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

ISO INNER BEAUTY Easygoing, humorous, SWM, mid 50s. Enjoys the beauty of Oregon, fishing a trout stream to walking a beach. Love life, picnics, movies. Seeking caring, affectionate woman with inner beauty. VM# 8575

KIND, HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, sensual, financially secure, lonely SWM, 5'8'', 155 lbs. seeks warmhearted woman, under 65, any ethnicity. My interests include organic gardening, music, dancing, reading, films, spirituality, nature, community, simple living, learning Spanish, Mexican vacations, social change. VM# 8580

SWM ISO FUN Very athletic, 22 yo, cute, 9 in., disease free. ISO any age to have some no strings attached fun! I promise you wont regret it. VM# 8442

OLDER WOMEN Looking for older women that is attracted to a younger man. That would be interested in adult fun. Black hair, blue eyes, well built, likes to work out every day. VM# 8556

SEXUAL SOULMATE ISO my sexual soulmate. You: long hair, hairy, fit, love sex, skinny dipping, camping, hiking, fishing, the outdoors, age 28-45. Me: 38, but look 30, funny, caring, pretty, smart. STD free. Call me. VM# 8552

SOUL SHARING Late-thirties writer and artist seeks fit, authentic woman for star gazing, woods wandering, shore strolling, coffee sipping, sorbet licking, back rubbing, mud wrestling, tub soaking, love making, soul sharing. VM#•8522

LOVE AND CARE I am looking for a girl who wishes too be loved and cared for. NS, ND. Me: 43 yo deaf farmer. Yes, you've seen my Girlfriend WANTED sign. VM# 8521

AGING INTELLECTUAL 66, 5'8", slim, retired, reader, writer, activist, walker, singer, nonsmoker, curious, conversational, unconventional, countercultural, non consumer, interested in ideas, politics, mildly amusing, really needs to get out more. VM# 8515

NEW TO THE AREA Attractive, sensual, fun loving outdoors type SWF 44 looking for attractive SWM to show me around the area. Must love dogs. VM# 8510

MAN SEEKS WOMAN Funny, tall, well groomed SWM, 50s. Loves outdoors, hikes, horses, movies, dining, cooks, golf, bowling. Great lover, very compassionate, very much a gentlemen, NS, ND, light drink. VM#•8506

ROMANTIC DIMENSION SHM looking to meet WF to have wonderful time, share romantic and physically moments, have dreams and after back to the reality. VM# 8504

ON THE LEVEL Thoughtful, humorous, liberal, attractive WWiM, 62. Listener and non-judgemental. Enjoy gardening, arts, cooking, ecology, travel, animals, kids. Special adventures or slow time together. Honesty, reliability and interesting conversation welcome. Fun and friendship is good. VM# 8494

OPEN COMMUNICATION don't claim to be a Greek-God, but I am nice looking. More importantly, I am honest, real, and I don't play mind games. My shortcommings include, cigs, and am presently herb friendly. I'm 5'11", slender, w/dark hair and hazel eyes. I am also a Christian. Seeking attractive lady who is open, accepting, understanding, passionate, fun... For friendship, and possibly a committed relationship, if the chemistry is there. VM# 8497

SEEKING MS. IMPERFECT Hey, we're all older and less perfect by now. Let's take a chance. SWM, HWP, mid-50s, looks 40s. Seeking playmate and more. VM# 8484

 

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

BI WOMEN'S GROUP For women of all backgrounds, 21 and over. Meeting the third Friday of each month. Ongoing for over 16 years. No Men, Gays, TG/TS. VM# 8567

IT'S COASTAL! Fun on the Coast to be had! I am looking for playful playmate, age 45-55, to share many moments of thrills and passion. Swim, hike, kayak-the best is yet to come. VM# 8520

SHOW ME THE LOVE Grudgingly bi-mama, needs a woman who is clean, sexy, edgy, and knows how to be a good friend. I need good chemistry and conversation, You? VM# 8519

 

MEN SEEKING MEN

YOUNG AT HEART Passionate about life, joyful about play. I want to meet guys who are strong and kind who like to be givers as I explore my feminine nature. Possibilities abound. VM# 8523

 

EITHER/OR

GOT VIBES? To the girl that ran off with my daughter three years ago, who's parents paid $100k for a kangaroo restraining order: I'm not even sorry that my aunt stomped your ass at that gathering this year in New York state. When I said no, I meant it. – Roses are Red.

 

I SAW YOU

TRUE REPUBLICAN You: state senate candidate. In the ads you seem so nice. Why no talk of your support for Bush and his war in Iraq? Help stop a true Republican! VM# 8578

NICK AT TACO BELL Wednesday 8/30, 2am. I thought you were cute. Let's get some Taco Bell? Or find me on MySpace? VM# 8577

IN YOUR GARDEN Dancing under moonlight, your natural essence, lavender fills the air. Beat kisses and beatnik poets, can't resist a smile so sweet. Spring seeds, summer harvest, fall in love, HI in winter.

YUMMY PBER GIRL Your tattoo makes me drool. I want to kiss it! VM# 8573

WAVE GOOD-BYE C, you were always there encouraging me to try my wildest dreams. Thanks for summer loving and keep living your Life Wise. Just remember relax some, K.

DARK HAIRED LADY Dark Haired Lady wearing a brocade vest. We bantered in the checkout line at Freddies on West 11th Friday the 25th. Perhaps we can meet for coffee? VM# 8572

FIRST BASE? Thank you for a wonderful 3+ hours a few Sundays ago. You: 2 adoring kids. Did they get to run the bases? Me: Someday you can meet mine. I meant to say more, but didn't. "Uncomfortable seats, huh?" Go again on 9/6. Herb-friendly. VM#•8569

THE JAIL Small statured, fast talking, loud voiced, buzz cutted, Bus rider. I'd like to get involved in your Project. See you on the Sept. 9th Bus Trip? VM# 8566

BLUE EYED WYMP I met you at an ice cream social and i haven't been the same since. Dinner? basketball game? VM# 8565

BASEBALL HOTTIE You: red tank top, killer Vans sneakers, excellent smile and wonderful eyes. Was the best game I never saw.

PURPLE HEART Purple heart tattoo on a pink bike. Smoking cigarettes. You are pretty cute. Just wanted to let you know. VM# 8563

24 DONALD You: weird old hippie driving the 24 donald 8/24 evening. Me: wondering why my T-shirt offended you so. It's called satire, quit being such a hippie! VM# 8562

KINKOS Saw you working there three times in one week. Tall with nice smile, you gave me the password and asked about my Spain photos. I think you're cute, but am running out of things to photocopy. Want to meet for coffee? VM#•8560

WHERE'S ANDROID? Looking for Bernal Mejia aka, "Peter," former owner of Android. Needing information a.s.a.p. anything helps. Write Blind Box: "Where's Android." VM#•8559

10 + 5 + 5 I meant what I said and I said what I meant; I really love you 100. Missing you. See you soon.

SAILBOAT GUY You offered me a sailboat ride at Fern Ridge on 8/18. Any chance of another invitation? VM# 8558

8/22, 13TH/CHAMBERS To the beautiful Asian woman I saw walking with her male friend. After we made eye contact, I wanted to pull over and get your phone number. Call me. VM# 8557

HANDSOME MAN I saw you on the bike path. Your eyes made me melt on my bike despite the heat. It's OK to stop and talk next time. I'm gay too. VM# 8553

SNOTTY BITCH You: with stamps, cigarette. We talked of your future. Know that you are my kindred spirit sparking passion lost, unknown. If only circumstances permitted. Find me again, should you desire. VM#•8551

BEAUTIES IN BIRTH Saw you all on 13th near U of O trying on shirts that said "Birth" on the front and "my body rocks" on the back. Cool shirt. I wanna know more about what you beauties are up to. You've sparked my interest in your mission. VM#•8550

WHAT'S NEXT? Tabitha, 8/9/06 on the 51. I enjoyed our conversation but am shy. I'm now on vacation, won't be back till 9/11. Care to get to know each other more? VM# 8495

 

I LOVE YOU

SOUTH DAKOTA A great place to learn Farsi. I'll be the present, you be the future. There is the past. Smudge me. – Bagdad.

TATTOOED TERRAPIN In Cheesehome, Oregon you make me laugh until I cry,feel sexy,silly and smart, I LOVE YOU BOTH, you will always be MY Juicy Tattooed Turtle GOD!

DARLING ... Bikes swooping like drunken bees in the sun patches and moss of our journey, you still inspire me. I want to press through the curves of life with you. - Honeypot

 

FRIENDS

ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT 39 yo. Down to earth nature girl seeks M or F companions for hiking, biking, live music, movies. VM# 8518

CLIMBING BUDDY 5.10 + climber, 3 yrs. experience, seeking climbing partners for 1-2 wk. NW roadtrip end of August. Share ride, food, campsite, love of climbing. Sport, trad., big wall? Please be knowledgeable, fun, considerate and adventurous. VM#8491

GET INVOLVED The Rainbow family of Living Light needs volunteers with reliable transportation to join in scouting adventures for a regional gathering site in the near future. We love you. VM#•8489

 

ALTERNATIVES

WEEKEND BOY TOY MWBiM, sincerely interested in threesomes with couples, 30-55. I'm 5'11", blonde, blue eyed, HWP, bicyclist. Interested in possible LTR or weekend fling. Very oral, into massage, long foreplay, etc. VM# 8576

HAIRY WOMAN WANTED Looking for hairy women, more hair the better. Legs,armpits and more. Age, size, race, not important to me. I am herb friendly. VM# 8574

DOMME SEEKING Looking for male sub/switch, 40-60. Minimum weekly availability. Some experience preferred. Plus for outdoorsman, beard. Long term considered. VM#•8568

SATISFACTION JOB #1 ISO S or MBiWF who misses being satisfied. WM, 28 yo, who aims to please. Great attitude and personality a must. Bonus points for nice or large melons. Don't be shy! VM# 8561

INVEST IN MY CHEST Tall, long legs, big brown eyes, long dark hair, pretty gal who does not want to be a member of the itty bitty titty committee anymore. Need financial help for breast augmentation. Write Blind Box: "Itty Bitty Titty."•••

ROLE PLAY Seeking intelligent, slim, attractive, female 20s-30s. Explore and fulfill your secret fantasies of dominating and/or being dominated by a guy. Safe, sane, consensual. I'm bright, good looking, well endowed, pleasant personality. VM#•8516

BOGIE SEEKS BETTY "... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow." VM# 8514

LOOKING IN EUGENE DMM, 46, very clean, very fit, Looking for F, 25-45, For some hot fun, ND, NS, drinking is OK. Body art big plus. Must be clean and openmind about sexuality. Call me for some fun. VM#•8511

JUST FOR FUN Female and Male ISO BiF for fun. Sexual and non sexual fun a plus. 8509

CUNNING LINGUST 34 yo clean and respectful male seeks women for pleasuring. Fit to curvy, 18-40. VM#•8502

KEY FOR MY LOCK Beauty seeks the right key for my locks. Must be durable, able to withstand repeated use. Keyholder must be attractive, kind, healthy, experienced, skilled and talented, clean, fun, herb friendly. VM# 8499

STRIP POKER ANYONE MWC, 33/43, both on the chubby side, seeking other couples for a game of strip poker. Limits respected or course. Anyone interested? VM# 8496

WRASSLIN'! Can you get me on the floor? Are you the remainder of my half nelson? Is your body slammin'? I want to know what the WWF is up with you and make your head turnbuckle when I walk past. Send photo and measurements. Write Blind Box: "Wrasslin'."

LET'S DO IT MWC seeking MWC for bedroom fun. We are not Ken and Barbie and don't expect it from you. No dinner, no movie. Let's just do it. VM# 8493

MWC SEARCHING MWC searching for bi-female or transgendered person for fun, possible relationship. VM#•8492

SIMPLY SEX 24 yo wheelchair-bound man looking for discreet fun with women between 19-45. Handsome and well hung. VM#•8487

SEEKING MWC Fit MWC, late 20s, looking for open minded, stable, MWC for LTR including friendship, traveling and more. Write Blind Box: "Seeking MWC." VM# 8429

DINNER EXPLORATION Early 30s MWC in search of MWC to explore dinner, drinks, travel and hopefully more long term. Write Blind Box: "Dinner Exploration." VM# 8428

 

DATING SERVICES

Independent Adult Entertainer. Personal, private, playful, pleasuring. What's your preference? Call Anna, 541-653-2846. Avail 24/7.

EXOTIC WOMEN Hello Eugene, Springfield. It's Sarah and friends, incall/outcall. 503-975-8715. mactriss101@inbox.com

 



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