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Best of Eugene 2006-2007

best of the ballots

actual answers from actual readers

 

BEST BARISTA:

They're all so perfect, they bring life ...

 

BEST BURRITOS:

Muchas Gracias on Franklin at 2 am; those women are angels.

 

BEST PLACE TO SHAKE YOUR BOOTY:

In the face of police.

 

BEST BAR FOOD:

I hear Rennie's has tasty onion rings. I am 19. I do not know. This town is useless.

 

BEST BBQ:

Autzen Stadium parking lot.

 

BEST BALLOT:

 

BEST MEAL UNDER $7:

Dumpster at Market of Choice.

 

BEST COMMUNITY PROJECT:

Getting rid of tapered jeans.

 

BEST PICKUP JOINT/MEAT MARKET:

Probably high school keggers at the Butte, truth be known.

 

BEST SERVER:

They are all superior beings, worthy of worship.

 

BEST BAR GAMES:

Lord of the Rings pinball (Don't trust Gollum).

 

BEST PUBLIC MAKE-OUT SPOT:

  • A beer-soaked, rat infested alley behind a liquor store.
  • Appliance aisle of Fred Meyer.
  • City Hall in line to pay your parking tickets.
  • On Ken Kesey's lap downtown.
  • The parking lot elevator on 8th and Willamette.
  • The commons of Northwest Christian College.
  • The cross at Eugene Bible College.
  • Ew ... PDAs are gross.

 

BEST GREEN BUSINESS:

I only know a few pot dealers and they're all douchebags.

 

BEST HANGOVER BREAKFAST:

  • A stale bagel dipped in a glass of water.
  • Gatorade and a muffin.
  • Hamburger Helper thatI make myself. It's truly a miracle food!

 

BEST MOMENT IN LOCAL SPORTS:

  • Any kindergarten soccer game is filled with moments that define all that is good about sports.
  • I guess when that person made that goal/basket/point!Man, the crowd went WILD!
  • Tommy Skipper's butt, all the time.
  • When UO fans got scolded for being tools at Civil War.
  • When they're over.

 

BEST CAUSE OF LOCAL UPROAR:

  • Bad tippers.
  • Bush and lots of it.
  • Nintendo.
  • Noisy trains in Whiteaker causing bowel distress.
  • Not enough parties.
  • People having screamin' sex outside of your house.

 

BEST PLACE TO DO KARAOKE:

In the mirror, or on Webcams for YouTube.

 

BEST BAKERY/SWEETS:

Bow down before Sweet Life, your confection overlords.

 

BEST LOCAL BLOG:

All the right wing blogs are pretty funny.

 

BEST LOCAL TV PERSONALITY:

The religious guy who eats ice cream on CCTV.

 

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