Best of Eugene 2006-2007
best of the ballots
They're all so perfect, they bring life ...
Muchas Gracias on Franklin at 2 am; those women are angels.
BEST PLACE TO SHAKE YOUR BOOTY:
In the face of police.
BEST BAR FOOD:
I hear Rennie's has tasty onion rings. I am 19. I do not know. This town is useless.
Autzen Stadium parking lot.
BEST MEAL UNDER $7:
Dumpster at Market of Choice.
BEST COMMUNITY PROJECT:
Getting rid of tapered jeans.
BEST PICKUP JOINT/MEAT MARKET:
Probably high school keggers at the Butte, truth be known.
They are all superior beings, worthy of worship.
BEST BAR GAMES:
Lord of the Rings pinball (Don't trust Gollum).
BEST PUBLIC MAKE-OUT SPOT:
BEST GREEN BUSINESS:
I only know a few pot dealers and they're all douchebags.
BEST HANGOVER BREAKFAST:
BEST MOMENT IN LOCAL SPORTS:
BEST CAUSE OF LOCAL UPROAR:
BEST PLACE TO DO KARAOKE:
In the mirror, or on Webcams for YouTube.
Bow down before Sweet Life, your confection overlords.
BEST LOCAL BLOG:
All the right wing blogs are pretty funny.
BEST LOCAL TV PERSONALITY:
The religious guy who eats ice cream on CCTV.