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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

ATTRACTIVE WOMAN Former model. I hope you are close to retired, enjoy the outdoors, fine dining, and travel. Please be a good conversationalist and a fun person. I am attractive, dress well. VM# 9110

COMPATIBLE MAN Pollyanna seeks compatible man for LTR. Must be willing to hold positive thoughts. Savor simple nature. Be fit, active, love animals. Life is good. Let's have some fun! VM# 9102

DO YOU KNOW JUNG? Sexy, smart, creative older woman with huge heart ISO evolved younger man. forget your preconceived ideas about waht age means. If you are emotionally courageous, unafraid of your mother and your own shadow, and have reconciled your Madonna/Whore complex, please respond. If you don't know what I'm talking about, please don't respond. VM# 9094

ORGANIC JEWESS Seeking tolerant, kind hearted, well educated/professionalfinancially stable, expressive, affectionate, happy/healthy/fit, religious/ spiritual mate for life's journey. I'm a cute, petite/fit/ shapely, quirky/upbeat mom/ teacher/boomer. Short/musical/lefties a plus! VM# 9078

NEW IN TOWN Single mom in search of well kept 23-30 yo white male. NS, no drugs, clean history, fun and loving, family oriented, loves to dance and have coffee. VM# 9089

RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN Pretty woman, tall and voluptuous (not fat), 49 yo, SWP looking for fit man for wilderness adventures. Teach me to hunt or fish? Me fun, smart, and sexy you be too. N/S, no drugs, friendship or possible LTR. VM# 9077

SEEK BEST FRIEND DWF, 53, 5'3". Like movies, dining, TV, hanging, touching, dancing, computers, spa, people. Not sports minded. Seek best friend, stable, honest, funny, flexible, considerate, communicative, SWM, 44-62, under 200 lbs. Respondants to box '5599' please respond to this NEW box number. VM# 8836

NEEDING REAL 18 yo college student seeking another UO student. Me: liberal, intellectual, sweet, cute and curvy. You: liberal, smart, funny, and looking for something real. VM# 8826

 

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

Male, 44, 5'11", blonde, hazel, Scorpio, single father of one 15 yo daughter. Has weekends free for movies, dining, hot tubs, and whatever. You be nice and HWP. NS preferred. VM# 9086

DO YOU WANT MY HELP Kind, honest, attractive older man with alternative culture values seeks kind, pleasant-looking woman from any culture for friendship and possible lifelong relationships. I can provide emotional support and free counseling. VM# 9119 (12/28/2006)

ISO LADY BUDDY Me: Retired, multifaceted life, 6' 195lb, fit, stable. Living creekside, woodheat, writer, sailor, mountains, coach, good listener/friend, gently dominate Leo/Cancer, herb, old school. You: 30-55+, fit, honest, loyal, passionate, lady. RSVP, thanks VM# 9114

AWESOME I am an awesome and lonely dude in search of a true, down to earth, kind hearted woman for friendship and possible LTR. I'm into rock n' roll and other music, tattoos, outdoor fun, camping, dining, and other fun. I'm a 34 yo SWM looking for a 25-45 yo lady, race unimportant. VM# 9109

COMPUTER PRO Seeking some one any age to help me put video in disk. Dinner afterwards? I'm male 72 yo. VM# 9103

ZANY SWM, 54, 5'11", slim, ISO mutual friendship based on respect, integrity, communication. I am sincere, honest, good listener, available. Can be serious, otherwise pretty zany. Enjoy spirituality, singing, exercise, day trips, driving, progressive politics, non consumerism. NS, ND. Possible LTR. Write Blind Box: "Zany." •

CASUAL, FUN FRIEND Mature gentleman seeks casual and intimate relationship with an emotionally mature woman who desires a fulfilling, romantic and passionate secret affair with an experienced lover. VM# 9087

ALTERNATIVE CULTURE MAN Seeks life partner(any ethnicity). I have a nice home to share and shall love and care for you always. I'm 65, intelligent, attractive, slender, mostly vegetarian, financially secure, single and lonely. My interests include organic gardening, nature, social change, spirituality, reading, films, dancing, learning Spanish, Mexican vacations. VM# 9082

FUN COAST EXPLORER Like to travel the Oregon, CA, coasts? SWM 56 yo. HWP, looking for compatible lady 40-65 yo. For travel and friend, companion. Very romantic and lonely and honest. VM# 9081

BLESSINGS My spirituality and listening heart are among my many assets. I thrive on self awareness and I'm well balanced. I'm loving being financially secure and retired at age 62. Simple adventures and being very active entertain my high energy. Seeking woman with same traits that knows and loves herself. I'm residing in Corvallis. VM# 9080

WANT TO HAVE FUN? MWM, 36, athletic, easygoing, tall, and fun. Strong yet gentle. No headaches. Looking for a woman who enjoys autumnal fun and semi-discreet romance with down to earth guy. VM# 8837

EXTREMELY CHEMICALLY SENSITIVE Scorpio Rising Aries seeks unscented partner for long hours of copulatory cuddling mutual massage, brilliant banter, and nurturing niceness. Me: Older, slender, strong, and firm. You: Mostly natural, honest, and seeking enlightenment and happiness. VM# 8829

 

WOMEN SEEKING MEN

WHERE ARE YOU? You can't sleep, neither can I. Why? I am thinking about you, where are you? Intellectual, humorous, attractive, bitterly sarcastic femme, 30, looking for the one that will entice, intrigue, tease and stimulate. Beach, outdoors, theater, art and good wine. Curious? VM# 9093

EVER WONDER WHY? Ever wonder why so few lesbians put ads here? Inappropriate responses. Yes, a lot of social and sexual ignorance. Are you experienced, encultured, active, and playful? Let's snuggle. VM# 9083

PBS AND CHESS Poirot, Midsomer, Backgammon, weed, beer, wit, humor, cooking, affection, integrity in word and deed. Someone who gives a shit. Thinking long term. Corvallis. VM# 8823

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MEN SEEKING MEN

BIWM, MOSTLY GAY ... ISO 40+ for friendship, dating, possible LTR. Prefer HWP, slender, not too hairy. Me, 5'11", 160 lbs, middle life, attractive, stable, many interests. You? VM# 9096

TV, TS, CD OR FEM? MWM, mid-30s, straight, a little on the heavy side, seeking TV, TS, DC or fem gay male for discreet encounters of exploration. No STD. VM# 9090

 

I SAW YOU

WITCH OF NARNIA In Narnia when a lady, even a witch, drops her glove for a courtier to retrieve, it is considered fun-434-8414. VM# 9113

SUGARPLUM I SAW you holding your autumn brautwurst at my front door. Oh so rich and creamy! Lets see you knockin at my backdoor holding your winter kielbasa! It's a date Sugarplum... VM# 9112

HE'S SO SHY No you're not, you are Naughty, Naughty, Naughty!!! I wouldn't have it any other way and niether would little cookie! VM# 9111

MY LOST ROSE I knew you once. I'd like to get to know you again. Perhaps over coffee sometime? VM# 9118

CITY HALL DESIGN Dark haired smart woman. You sat to my left at the City Hall design forum and we talk about design. I gave you my card. Please call. Let's talk more. VM# 9105

TO RACHAEL You are my nubby lovin' yumminess. I love you more than air. I speak tongues between your legs. VM# 9100

MAC 'N' CHEESE! My macaroni with the whipped cheese, between my eyes and the thighs between. WOW, macho man, where did you get your style? I'd walk the walk, drown in the Nile. VM# 9099

KFLY SECRETARY I want you, I need you, breathe you, dream you. Mr. Secretary, I want to tear you apart, ooooh, you remind me of the Cadbury Egg in my pocket! Notice me! VM# 9098

THE FUZZIES The best things in life are fuzzy and smell yummilicious! BTW, it's not such a secret, I think. But I understand, it's the age thing. But I still love you. VM# 9097

WINKING TRUCK Your truck winked at me and then was gone. It's been too long. There's always a place for you in my life, though things have changed. You are accepted as you are. Find me. VM# 9095

HALLOWEEN PARTY CC You: red apron, me: dark knight. I gave you my Batarang to remember me by. You are so beautiful. Who are you? VM# 9091

RING OF FIRE, 10/31 Rubi the "Tigress" of Ring of Fire on Halloween night. I loved your energy, You loved my hat and held the door for me. Let's get together, J. Write Blind Box: "Hat guy." - VM# 9342

TONIA Dark haired beauty. You helped me at Junction City post office, 10/18. Me: dark, curly hair, wearing an Oregon hoodie. I wonder if you're single. Let's talk. VM# 8827

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I LOVE YOU

KATIE'S 18! There's a lovely young lady named Katie. It's her 18th birthday party! Give her a good spanking to help celebrate; She's old enough to have friends that inflate!! VM# 9106

OGNALMUSICA I miss you and can't find you. Raine-You know the area code. Hope. VM# 9104

 

JUST FRIENDS

SNOWBOARD? TRAVEL? 42, F, ISO interesting people. Travel, ride to new places. Outgoing, open minded, positive and fun to travel with. Black diamonds and no big egos! Anyone ever been to Kelona, BC? VM# 9117

BETHEL FOR DOROTHY I'm not Philadelphia. Homecoming? At the plaza. Mentors, all of you. Chris? Alice's! Love my work, make me what you need. "Intercourse?" On Fox and NBC! It's the water yo. VM# 9116

ASPERGER'S Interested in creating a supportive extended family community for adult dependents with Asperger's/HFA? Profound social isolation necessitates this parent's search for ideas on life-span housing and support possibilities. VM# 9101

SAD FRIEND Best friend who works in adult shop. You missed my b-day last weekend. I miss you. Call me, we'll go out. VM# 9084

BLASTOCYSTIS Hominis support group. BH is a protozoan with a high prevalence in Oregon that causes chronic gastrointestinal problems and deep skin rashes in some people. VM# 8831

BABY PUNKIN Mommy loves the baby, yes I do. Mommy loves the punkin doodle doodle doo. Mommy loves the baby can't you see, the punkin doodle doo is the one for me. VM# 8818

 

ALTERNATIVES

LADY LOOKING I am married and my husband is ok with me putting this ad in. I am looking for well endowed gentleman to have a long term NSA sexual only relationship with. I am not into kinky at all. VM# 9115

BI-EXPERIENCE Mid 50's WM seeking a 3-some with a couple where I can have my first bi-experience. I'm eager, nervous, and willing to please. Can be submissive. VM# 9108

LOOKING FOR CAMERON Hi Cameron. This is your Eugene lady. I hope if you read this ad you will contact me. Hopefully your area has been changed back to here and we can meet again. VM# 9107

RELATIONSHIP SHARE? SWM, 59, searching for couple who would like to share their relationship with someone who is loving, caring, and very open. VM# 9092

WANTED: BBW Eugene man seeks big, thick ladies in Eugene. Nice power tool for help around the house. The bigger the better. VM# 9088

SUBMISSIVE FEMALE Submissive or submissive curious roommate wanted. Spanked, tied up, and more Let's explore your inner desires. Respectful of limits. No inside smoker or fake boobs. VM# 9085

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MASSAGE, TANTRA? SWM, 40s, ISO fit, accountable, playful couple or women for connection, learning, massage and or tantra. Questions, response to messages. VM# 8834

NSA SAFE, FUN SEX 31 yo attractive male seeks HWP female for safe and very fulfilling discrete sex. You and all limits respected. Must be mature, 26-56 yo. VM# 8828

COUPLE OF LOVERS Early 30s couple seeking a female to hang with. One is a little shy, one is not. Are you in between? VM# 8825

SEEKING PLAYMATES WC, him: 46, her: 30, 6', sexy, blond, blue eyes. ISO younger black males to cum play. We are good looking and fun. ND, NS, STD free. VM# 8824

 

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