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WOMEN SEEKING MEN
SUNDAY MORNING I can cook, fix, talk, read, sail, hike or ride a bike. Divorced late 50's, fit, interesting, witty, warm with great appeal. ISO that special friend/lover. VM# 9478
MANY FRIENDS Vivacious lady with voluptuous figure has sparkling green eyes, enticing smile. Looking for gentleman friends. Enjoys dancing, sailing, theater, symphony, coast, gourmet cooking and sports. Call. VM# 9473
ANY RACE I'm 5'3", petite, love books, travel, dancing, arts, OPB, walks. ISO academic or professional 50-60, not afraid of love, kind, trusting, affectionate, supportive, optimistic, verbal. NS, ND. VM# 9472
CHRISTMAS FUN Looking for woman, under 30, to help me give my husband an unforgettable Christmas. He can watch while you and I play. Must be healthy and attractive-we are. VM# 9361
SPONTANEOUS FUN! Looking for laughs, live rock/metal music, dates, dining, dancing, drinks, coast runs, atvs, horses, motorcycles. You: stable, fun, funny, active, generous, drug free, music and animal loving hottie to hang out with, 30-50. Me: the same, 40, no kids, fun girl. LTR? STR? VM# 9154
LOOKING FOR LTR SDF, 5', 104lb, looking for LTR. Like to camp, ocean, swim, hike, and fish. Age between 45-50. Call me, lets talk. VM# 9488
MEN SEEKING WOMEN
INDIFFERENT Nihilistic, Divorced. DWM, 47 yrs old, seeks woman who doesn't give a damn. Write Blind Box: "Indifferent" -
WILD RIVERS Late thirties writer and artist seeks kindred spirit for coffee houses, farmers markets, yoga studios, world music, Thai food, bubble baths, drifting incense, wild rivers, twinkling stars, and ancient forests. VM# 9465
CASUAL ROMANCE Caring gentleman seeks casual and intimate relationship with an emotionally mature woman who desires a fulfilling, romantic, and passionate private affair with and experienced lover. VM# 9464
HILTON DATE WM single. Would like a date for New Year's Eve at the Hilton. Dinner and dancing to start and wherever the night takes us. Hot tub, my place? Meet for coffee? VM# 9463
LET'S HAVE FUN SWM new to area looks for adventure. 170lbs HWP. No STDs, handsome, animal lover, educated, self-employed, looking for friendship, LTR. A girl who likes to hike a plus. VM# 9462
IT'S MY PLEASURE I'm 24 yrs old and a student at the UO. I'm romantic, humorous, active, generous, intelligent and attractive. I wanna meet a nice girl and I'll be honest with her. I have many things to say but I will be waiting for the princess. VM# 9458
ALL ABOUT YOU DO YOU want all day foreplay and lovemaking? It's not about me, but pleasing you. VM# 9453
SUGAR DADDY Older Sugar Daddy looking for a hottie, 18-27. Shopping for sexy clothes and spiked heels. I want arm candy, someone who can be naughty once in a while. VM# 9396
CHRISTIAN BOUND SWM 59, good health, fun loving, sense of humor, ISO Christian oriented women 40's to 50's, for friendship, sharing faith, weekend drives, art, hiking, rodeos, spur of the moment stuff. Golf a plus. VM# 9368
AWESOME I am an awesome and lonely dude in search of a true, down to earth, kind hearted woman for friendship and possible LTR. I'm into rock n' roll and other music, tattoos, outdoor fun, camping, dining, and other fun. I'm a 34 yo SWM looking for a 25-45 yo lady, race unimportant. VM# 9364
GREAT BALLS Of fire! Winona Ryder was my childhood heartthrob. Dark, serious, personal, and mmmm so sexy. And a socialist? What's this office seeing? Its an adventure...in honesty. (no silly, put your bong down, I pay the 20 bucks. Get it?) VM# 9372
GAL PAL WANTED New to area, 58 YO, DWM 6'4" 22l lbs, HWP, LD. Scorpio, athletic, handsome, one woman guy, no std's, spiritual, mostly veggie, animal lover, common sensed, easy going, simple life, professional self employed, seeks gal pal for friendship, LTR. Movies/TV, eats, coffee, walks, talks, bike. You be you, somewhat similar or not. Hungry to meet you, let's talk. Thank you! VM# 9370
ENJOY DISCIPLINE? SWM looking for a female who needs discipline to enhance her life. All races are welcome, as are all sizes. VM# 9369
LOVES TO KISS Mid 50s SWM humorous, affectionate, easy going. Searching for a full figured woman who is outgoing, affectionate, humorous and loves to kiss, and who has a heart of gold. VM# 9367
SEEKS BILINGUAL SWM, 46, handsome Italian, sexy, athletic, seeks a Latina tutor in Spanish for dating. U B slender and outgoing fun! In Corvallis, Albany area. Second language is for work. VM# 9366
ENERGIZER BUNNY A picture of a woman with a horse, a dog and a turkey. Settle me or hop on. Flat. VM# 9365
SERIOUSLY SBM seriously looking for an honest woman between 25 and 55 anywhere in the world for marriage. VM# 9363
YOU'RE THE ONE Single male solipsist, 32, seeks single female solipsist , 27 to 37 YO, no kids, for romantic LTR. You're the one. VM# 9362
BALLET DATE Middle age cultured gentleman is praying for a date from the sugar plum fairy. Peace on ERT, goodwill between Christian and Pagan! Hindus and buddhists are cheering from the bleachers!! VM# 9360
DWM, 72, ISO someone who can edit videos to computer and possible relationship. 60-70 yo and fit. VM# 9487
BE CHOOSY Not finding "the one"? Place your own ad! It's free, easy, and full of possibilities.
NEVER SATISFIED Mature gentleman looking to meet women for discreet fun. I enjoy fine dining, music, and good wine. Let me treat you like a lady, and love you like an animal. VM# 9481
WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN
GOT MY PEANUT! To all those who responded to "Are you my Peanut?" The position has been filled. You all deserve the love we have. Any extra responses write "Sweet Queer Girl".
PARTNER DANCE Want to learn to partner dance? It's never too late. Let's have fun with other Lesbian dancers! VM# 9460
EASY GOING FUN Looking for an attractive, laid back, clean, fun loving female to hang out with my husband and I. Would be great Christmas present for the both of us. VM# 9388
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT Fun Loving 50's GF ISO intelligent life form traversing extraterrestrial highways, Aretha Franklin to Annie Lennox species welcome aboard. NS and fasten your seat belt. VM# 9381
CHRISTMAS FUN Looking for woman, under 30, to help me give my husband an unforgettable Christmas. He can watch while you and I play. Must be healthy and attractive-we are. VM# 9380
CUMPLAYWITHUS Couple in late 40's seeking female of or about same age to have a threesome with us...We are STD free and Drug free UB2.. VM# 9377
BIRTHDAY WISH December birthday wish: to take a woman out for a nice dinner. You: single, 35-52, femme to androgynous. NS/ND, HWP. Let's talk and you can hear I am serious and safe. Take a chance? VM# 9373
SWEET QUEER GRL Just landed in Eugene from California. Starved for queer culture and gender queer grls. If yu are between 30 and 50 yrs and like yr womyn shy but wild, please reply. Write blind box: Queer Grrl
RING MY NEW YEAR Let's try this year 2007! I like to have fun. Could you be the one? Are your likes similar? Coast, camping, kids, outgoing, sharing, cooking & time together. VM# 9495
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MEN SEEKING MEN
CATCHER SEEKS PITCHER M/W/Bi-M, 46. Catcher seeks pitcher. In or close to Polk County. All over 21 considered. DISCRETION most important. Let's play. VM# 9470
LOVE SLEEVE Roll me over. I want you inside of me. I am wet already. Please. Find me at the HIV Alliance. Ask for Condoms.
LIKES TO CATCH BiM bottom, 37 yo, 5'7", 180lbs, healthy, educated and cute, seeks a BiM or GM, well endowed, top for discreet fun. HWP and STD free, please. VM# 9382
LOOKING FOR BOTTOM GWM, 65, 5'11, 180, iso HWP bottom, 25-50, HIV& STD free, prefer non-white for fun, friendship, & some BDSM. Phone/photo send to blind box "Bottom".
I SAW YOU
ERIC I am looking forward to starting the New Year off right with a contra dance with you. Call me. VM# 9493
A HEAVENLY SIGHT Was cold til I saw u. U brought warmth to my soul. Hugs. Gracias. VM# 9490
KIVA I came to an AA meeting at your house once. You invited me again, but I wasn't ready. Now I am. VM# 9476 (06/04/03)
HANKEL Upon careful analysis of your 6-month dry spell, the cure was obvious: ODOR EATERS. Sincerely, The Love Doctor.
MELISSA I no longer work at Pizza Pipeline. You can find me if you desire. VM# 9475
GLEN AT WP SKI AREA Glen at Willamette Pass on 12/16. I remembered your smile. You were looking for your son. Would've liked to have helped and to have been able to talk more. VM# 9471
SATURN NIGHTS YOU PUT the soul in my boogie and the hip in my hop. Catnip? VM# 9469
DEBBIE DOWNER Pearls, Lynard Skynard shirt, Devotchka show. Thank God you pushed that girl half your size, I mean she was DANCING! Next time buy the CD, stay home and let us dance! VM# 9461
BLUE MAN GROUP Met you in Vegas. Looking to reconnect, lost the number. Charming Vegas CPA with Stanton at the end. VM# 9455
PBR SKATER BOY ME: hot socks and hot headed. You Monroe St., PBR, and a talent for dodging tape. Thanks for being on the other side of my bar and taking the abuse. VM# 9454
TAYLOR YOU'VE been selling me turkey soup at The World Cafe. Single? Coffee? Andrew Write blind box "Taylor". VM# 9393
THE SHEDD 12/1 MR. BLUE shirt, amazing smile, I really wish I'd said something to you. Can I say something now? VM# 9392
FLOWER FLOWER whatever makes you feel good princess of paradise, except my - litmus on how small this town is, parents this time. Naughty huh? Happy Birthday! I never knew...Until now. VM# 9390
I LOVE YOU I'll carry on with you anytime. Give me your number when I see you again. Peppermint kisses anytime, as long as your giving them out. VM# 9379
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CONTRA SPARKLE Missed you at the last dance Jacque. Hope you'll light up my night at the Dec. 9th dance. VM# 9386
LISA LOEB What tune would my uterus sing? "O' Sweet Melissa," of course. Rummy? Girl talk? VM# 9385
PASTE YOUR EYES Obscure, black giant eyes, killed the sun's splendor, an open scroll of swarming teeth the horizon bleeds, crushed. VM# 9383
NATHALINE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Hope your day is as FABULOUS as you! I am glad to be your friend.
OREGON TAXI Happy New Year! Thanx for keeping everyone safe & sound! I love you Barry...Aspen
VISION THERAPIST BETTY! We met at the singles dance last April. I looked for you at the next dance but you weren't there! Now they don't even have the dance anymore. I should have you asked you where you go to church. Write to blind box Lee "Dance with me"
EUGENE POLICE SAT. 23rd I saw two police officers beat a man for no reason and just leave him there bleeding on the sidewalk. When I asked what happened he told me he dropped his glasses and was trying to find them on the ground. This was true. VM# 9482
MAYHEM & MURDER? To my American Psycho. It's hard to keep my hands off you Patrick Bateman. More horror movies, mayhem and murder? I want to leave teeth marks. Luv pleasure kitten. VM# 9474
I LOVE YOU
I AM THERE I am there and will not run. The past clashes chastise me into doing it all in a traditional way. Want no more misunderstandings so I'm awaiting yours. S.
FROM ME TO YOU From me to you the cosmic line has been drawn. Be calm, be reassured, and trust the words of all those songs that seem written for me and you L.
HEATHCLIFF When will you ever return from the moors? You know how to find me. You've done it before. Come to your own and personal valley, if you dare.
PEACH Ain't life grand? I know you are grateful for it. We can create whatever we want so let's make something beautiful together. No worries, no regrets, let's shine. VM# 9486
TWIN SOUL Primus at Hult. Waves and ghosts on the weekend. Aged cheddar near a pyramid...Isolated beauty. I am ready, are you? dj VM# 9467
JIM THE REALTOR You rock!! People like you make great mentors. Our mentors said that their cookie party was fun, but that your visit to the family was the best! Thanks for acknowledging the tough job kids have translating an adult world and making this family's Christmas extra special. You are a true Santa! Happy Holidays – From everyone at Committed Partners for Youth.
AS ABOVE SO BELOW As I stand facing the ocean, the wind caresses the sand and I know that the hourglass is almost empty. Vision quest completed, I await your call. VM# 9466
BOMBED QUAD AND DRAINO Prettiest mot apropos name for the cast iron statue they commissioned. Gallery's called "accidents like this aren't accidents." I see you there. My aching incomplete. I weld, you're heroin and I am addicted. VM# 9399
FIRE TIGER It's meant to be...you always have been and always will be my one and only.-timber tiger VM# 9398
INEVITABLE Es lo que siento por ti, algo que no me deja olvidarte y que no me deja vivir sin ti. Te amo mas que a todo. VM# 9397
BABY, UR THE CUTE These last two years have been amazing. Too another fabulous year full of luvins, rock n roll, friends, family, and us. I love you!
GABRIELLE You're the most beautiful person in the world and I love you more than anything. Sincerely, your dork boyfriend. VM# 9483
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEB Debie Smithson was born the day after X Mas. With Years of being cheated out of her day, she relishes her heritage with being born on her grandmother's B-day. Deb is a special person who loves animals and building. Happy B-day to you Deb, Cheers baby! Opie VM# 9485
DEW...YES, YOU! Miss you bad! Love U, not only when your sleeping, but always! Think about you every day, still checking my bushes for U. Ha Ha. I need you..Love Me! VM# 9484
SING FOR PEACE Eugene Peace Choir is an all-welcoming group open to new members this winter season. Come sing with us. VM# 9468
SCI-FI LOVERSUNITE Calling for all lovers and writers of speculative fiction to start a new, laid back, writers' group dedicated to sci-fi, fantasy, & other genres. call for info! VM# 9404
LOVES THE BEACH SWM, 46, Handsome, outgoing, athletic, seeks bilingual Spanish speaking, attractive, slender, outgoing female for dating. Albany or Corvallis. NS, ND. VM# 9403
WRITERS GROUP Looking for dedicated writers of all kinds in love with the written word to start a small, intimate writers' group. Writers of all genres and styles wanted! Call for info. VM# 9402
FOXY DANCER I watched you shake that laffy taffy on the dance floor. I was speechless, maybe we should do it again. I might get that faded and join you. VM# 9401
ADVENTURE BUDDIES 40 YO seeking new friends for hiking, biking, live music, and movies. Prefer open-minded, down to earth M/F. VM# 9400
ATTRACTIVE PROFESSIONAL Attractive professional, 40+ seeks soulmate 45-60 yrs old. Enjoys spirituality, philosophy, fun, and craziness. No control freaks, game players or tobacco. Friendship first, LTR possible. Write Blind Box "No Controls" • VM# 9456
LOOKING AND WAITING Tired of being treated like crap in a relationship? Always finding the wrong one? Then let me treat you like a queen! I am caring, compassionate, and a blast to have around. VM# 9452
I WANT TO BE KEPT I'm ready to be spoiled by a real gentleman. I love dates, romance and a sensual touch. Must be handsome, kind, generous, goal oriented, financially secure, worldly, and active. No cocky men, pervs. 35+. I'm kind, pretty, sensual, 40, classy and ready for something new! VM# 9450
WELL ENDOWED SWM Very well endowed, very clean, Mid 40's, Discrete, looking for other Swingers, Nudist, and sex partners, no gay men. STD FREE. VM# 9391
DEAR SANTA I've been very naughty so could you bring my Bi-Bottom panty wearin hubby a 45+ Bi-top m. Then we can all share holiday cheer. Love Vagina. VM# 9387
AJ'S SEVEN DWARFS Lobbying carefully "Carl" Carlyle's Court. Making sure the robe is pressed. Headwrap fresh and that our sword is extra SICK! 'Cause Clearly Cascadia's own bin Ashkhababs' is a tough crowd. VM# 9378
NEED SOUL SEX MWM M-F TG, 39, NON SMOKER, light drinker, no drugs seeks same MWM M-F TG/TV/CD in a stable relationship for a secret affair possibly long term. VM# 9451
BORING DAD ISO A FEMALE friend that enjoys hanging out. Talking and having sex with me and my girlfriend. We enjoy some movies, camping, hiking and shopping. VM# 9376
MASSAGE Couple, 40s, ISO fit, accountable, playful couple or women for connection, learning, massage and friendship. If you have any questions come check it out BABY! VM# 9374
YM LOOKING FOR FUN Young Male looking for discreet sexual fun with older woman, 25-35. VM# 9371
NEW YEARS RES Fun prof. C seeks intelligence 25+ S/Bi/F to help fulfill your new Year's resolution of new friends and experiences. Must like cats & herb. VM# 9494
WANTS IT WIDE WM, 47, 5'11, 195lbs, extremely bi or gay curious. Tired of playing by myself. ISO of someone who is not afraid to stretch a new bottom. VM# 9492
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ISO DOM COUPLE WM, 5'11', 240lbs, long brown hair, brown eyes, seeking dominate, mature couple for bd, ds exploration. I have limited experience but wish to push the envelope as well as bi side.
07' RESOLUTION IS? To find a male and female couple for a ltr! I am an experienced married male, 5'7, 165 lbs, 57, healthy and cute. You don't have to be Ken and Barbie. Just interested! • 9480
NICE LOOKING COUPLE LOOKING Nice looking couple looking for other couples 21-50 or male/ female individuals swing with. Must be STD free, discreet, and open minded. Let's have some adult fun! VM# 9479