900
BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL... by
Molly Templeton
The Bier Stein is not a good place to be indecisive.
With more than 900 different bottled beers and ten taps that almost
never have the same thing twice in a row, the Stein is a place for
being in a specific mood. A German mood, maybe, or a mood for barleywine.
A mood for a crisp summer beer or for a smoky porter.
But what if the idea of beer is there, in your
drinking head, but not the knowledge? Starting at several cooler cases
of American microbrews can be overwhelming for a newbie — never
mind the rest of the cases, which are home to beers from Argentina
to Poland, Scotland to Australia. Where to start? Bier Stein owner
Chip Hardy has some suggestions. It's a world tour of beer, and it
starts in Europe.
GERMANY
Hardy begins the tour of German beers with a quick
lesson on the difference between ales and lagers. Short version: "An
ale is fermented warm, between 65 and 75 degrees, and a lager is fermented
cold, between 45 and 55 degrees," Hardy says, adding that ales tend
to be sweeter and lagers tend to be crisp and clean. If you already
know you like beers like Becks, a lager is for you; Hardy recommends
a helles or pilsner, like the Weltenburger
Barock Hell. On the ale side, opt for a
hefeweizen: Franziskaner
and Paulaner are
two "well-made, consistent" options, and both breweries offer a regular
and dunkel, or dark, hefeweizen. There's also the delicious, summery
Weihen-stephan Kristallweissbier,
a filtered wheat beer made by a brewery that's been in business since
1040.
BELGIUM
Belgian beers "can be sweet, they can be very dry,
they can be sour … the full spectrum of beer," Hardy says, after
explaining that many Belgian yeast strains, which give the beers their
particular flavors, began through spontaneous fermentation, "basically
meaning that the fermenters were open and the natural yeast and bacteria
that's in the air could come and naturally ferment the beer." Hardy
suggests starting in on Belgian beers with "the lighter style, the
blonde ales, the pale ales," which he says are good beers for people
to try to get a feel for what Belgian beer is supposed to be —
try a Duvel, a
golden ale that "finishes fairly dry," or the bright, bubblegummy
Chimay red label,
which is so good it ought to convert anyone to Belgian beers.
If you've tried and liked those and are looking for
something completely different, venture into the Flemish red ales
like the Rodenbach Grand Cru.
Mouth-puckering and delicious, the sour ales might taste of cherry;
Hardy says some people think the even-more-sour Duchesse
de Bourgogne tastes like balsamic vinegar.
"If you aren't informed or you don't know what you're getting into,"
Hardy says, "you can be very surprised." For something sweeter, try
the Lindemans fruit
lambics, which taste like dessert in a glass.
BALTICS
The last case in the long wall of beer holds beverages
from a mishmash of places: Russia, the Baltic states, Australia. Beers
from the Baltic region, Hardy says, "typically are higher alcohol
lagers." (Premium lager, he says, is probably the most common beer
style brewed in the world.) Hardy's favorites in this case include
the Baltika line,
from Russia, which labels each style of beer with a number, and the
Boss beers from
Poland, which include a meaty, strong porter that's different from
most porters in that it's a lager, not an ale.
ENGLAND
"English beers," Hardy says, "are typically not as
bitter as American styles of beer specifically [those made] here in
the West Coast. Typically they are lower in alcohol, more of a session
ale, session meaning … you can go to the pub and you can have
three or four of them and it's not going to affect you like a big
strong 12 percent alcohol barleywine would." He notes St.
Peter's Cream Stout, a stout made with lactose,
giving it a "residual sweetness," and the Samuel
Smith beers, which include "a full lineup
of wonderful English-style beers ranging from an IPA all the way to
an imperial stout." There's also the Wells
Banana Bread Beer, about which Hardy says,
"after you drink one you burp it back up a little and you can taste
the banana. Some people are a little scared of that. I actually think
it's a really good beer."
SCOTLAND
Hardy says Scottish beers are typically known for
their maltiness — just like scotch, another malt-based alcohol.
Hardy points out the Fraoch Heather Ale,
which smells and tastes fresh and outdoorsy. "They used to use the
flower tips from the heather to bitter the beer," he explains, "and
then they figured out that hops were a better alternative because
hops do two things: they give the beer bitterness but they're also
a natural preservative." The Scottish case is a place for odd flavors
(coriander and seaweed?) and malty, high-alcohol beers.
THE
U.S.
The Bier Stein's American beer selection is dauntingly
large, and Hardy explains that while the story used to go that the
East Coast brewed British-style beers and the West Coast brewed "big
strong hop monsters," these days people are trying to brew standards
from different parts of the world — like Widmer's
popular, Bavarian-style hefeweizen. Asked to highlight just a couple
American breweries, Hardy mentions San Diego's
Green Flash, which does "a wonderful job
on their pale ale and their IPA." He also says, "You can always find
a Dogfish Head
and enjoy it." Several of the Dogfish Head beers are ferocious, hoppy
IPAs, but the hop-shy could try the Raison
D'Etre (brewed with beet sugar, green raisins
and Belgian-style yeast, according to the brewery website) or Midas
Touch Golden Elixir (based on an ancient
recipe) without fear.
But where does a craft beer newbie start? Hardy says
if a "Budweiser guy" needed direction, "I would start them out with
an American style pilsner or a blonde ale or a golden ale …
which would be closest to what they were used to drinking. Once they
got used to that they could branch out and start going darker or more
bitter." Like a lot of us, Hardy says when he started drinking beer,
he wanted "whatever closely tasted like water." You too can grow beyond!
Just set that first foot on the beer-adventuring path.