
News Briefs: Long Live the
S.L.U.G. Queen! | Blame it on the Climate
| Tasers Used in Prisons | WE Group
to Meet | Bottled Water Backlash | Cascadia
Ecofair Coming Up | Open Forum on Broadway
| Lane Area Herbicide Spray Schedule | War
Dead |
Slant: Short opinion pieces
and rumor-chasing notes
News:
Alien Species
Science Pub eyes invasive plants and animals News:
The Cowboy Way
Horse training goes natural
Happening Person: Eularee Smith and Sarah
Beth Byrum
LONG
LIVE THE S.L.U.G. QUEEN!
Saturday Aug. 11 marked a quarter century of S.L.U.G.
(Society for the Legitimization of the Ubiquitous Gastropod) queens
in Eugene. The competition was hard fought, but in the end Queen
Glorious Gastropause (or Queen Glo to her minions) beat out the
other hopefuls.
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S.L.U.G. Queen Glo. Photos by Roger Rix |
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After a display of talent by the Old Queens, the
competition asked the candidates to show off their own talent, answer
questions that would have stumped the brightest of Miss Americas,
and display their costumes. Unlike Miss America, there were no two-piece
bathing suits. This was perhaps for the best, though contestant
Malta Landers was lovely in what appeared to be an evening gown
of sorts.
Talents included singing by Slugaña, whose
entourage chanted "Escargot!" as he shuffled across the stage. Slugaña
looked rather like a male snail, but during his spiel, while "coming
out of his shell," s/he pointed out that snails are hermaphroditic.
Queen candidate Terre Verde wowed the crowd with stiltwalking and
also showed off her devotion to slug-green with her nail polish
and unmentionables.
The crowd was horrified and delighted when contestant
Pittie Pie Slugstocking dropped her skirt while hula-hooping to
"Baby Got Back," but the unclothing revealed pink ruffled hip-high
grandma panties, suitable for all but the most discriminating audiences.
In the end, after a lengthy debate among the judges,
it was Queen Glo (also known to Eugenans as Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant)
who was coronated by the Old Queens. Please note: There are no former
S.L.U.G. queens, only Old Queens, Very Old Queens and, for those
whose "rain" ended more than 20 years ago, Very, Very Old Queens.
Queen Glo, a humorous author and speaker and former
KOPT radio personality, won the judges over with a monologue poking
fun of everything Eugene, from field burning to anti-Bush administration
quips. (The competition encourages the contestants to "Bribe early,
and bribe often" when it comes to the judging.)
Pittie Pie was first runner-up and stands ready
to take over if Queen Glo cannot fulfill her duties; Slugaña
slimed into third place. The competition ended with dancing to the
music of J.C. Rico and Zulu Dragon.
Queen Glo will meet her public at the S.L.U.G. Queen
Silver Jubilee from 6:30 to 7:30 pm Friday, Sept. 7, at the Eugene
Public Library and again Saturday, Sept. 8, during the
Eugene Celebration Parade. — Camilla Mortensen
BLAME
IT ON THE CLIMATE
Is the spotted owl the latest victim of climate
change? An article in the summer 2007 edition of Forests for
Oregon, the Oregon Department of Forestry's (ODF) magazine,
blames climate change for the dwindling numbers of spotted owls.
Barred owls have moved west and begun to push the
threatened northern spotted owl out of its dwindling habitat. Barred
owls not only eat the same mammals spotted owls do, they also interbreed
with them, creating owl hybrids. Scientists fear that the incursion
of the barred owl into spotted owl habitat is one more nail in the
coffin of this threatened species.
According to the 10 year report on the Northwest
Forest Plan, spotted owl populations have been steadily declining,
possibly due to weather, harvest of habitat (logging), fires and
insect infestations that alter habitat.
Jeri Chase, an ODF public affairs specialist writing
about the work of Forest Service researcher Ronald P. Neilson, speculates
that "the incursion of the barred owl into spotted owl territories
is a harbinger of climate change."
Chase calls the incursion of barred owls "a potential
increase in overall biodiversity," while noting the barred owls
place "the continued existence of an endangered species in peril."
The Northwest Forest Plan called for unlogged reserve
blocks of old-growth habitat intended to support owl reproduction.
However, the recently issued Western Oregon Plan Revisions (WOPR),
which supercedes the Northwest Forest Plan, does away with those
reserves.
Old-growth forests are one of the most secure forms
of carbon storage, according to conservation group Oregon Wild.
Carbon storage slows the greenhouse gases that lead to climate change.
— Camilla Mortensen
TASERS
USED IN PRISONS
Eugene is debating the role of electronic weapons
known as Tasers in the arsenal of the Eugene Police Department,
and similar debates are happening at the state level and around
the country. And now the national Partnership for Safety and Justice
(safetyandjustice.org) is calling for action to reduce or eliminate
the use of Tasers in our jails and prisons.
The Oregon Department of Corrections (DOC) is proposing
a change in its rules that will allow prison guards to use Tasers
on unruly or noncompliant prisoners.
"The DOC currently uses electronic shields and has
an older model of an electronic gun in its arsenal," says a statement
from the group. "The newer electronic projectile weapons are much
more likely to hit their targets than older models, and they've
proven themselves to be deadly weapons. More than 220 people have
died after being shot with electronic weapons."
The deadline for comments on the proposed DOC rules
change is Aug. 25. Information on how to send a message to DOC's
Director Max Williams can be found at SafetyAndJustice.org Look
for the Action Center page.
In Eugene, a series of public meetings on Tasers
are being held by the Police Commission and a commission subcommitee.
These meetings are being videotaped, in part, and broadcast later
on Community Television Channel 29's Altruistic Insight program
with Christopher Kelsay. Meetings from July 26 and July 5 will be
broadcast at noon and 11 pm Thursday, Aug. 23. Another Taser meeting
is planned for Aug. 20 and will be broadcast the following week.
See CTV29.org for program schedule.
WE
GROUP TO MEET
The West Eugene Collaborative, aka WE Group, has
scheduled another in its series of facilitated community meetings
to hash out solutions to traffic congestion in west Eugene. The
group was formed after the Eugene City Council withdrew its support
for the West Eugene Parkway last year.
The meeting runs from 2 pm to 5 pm Monday, Aug.
20, at the Lane Council of Governments building, 99 E. Broadway.
The meeting, facilitated by Dennis Donald and John
Huyler of The Osprey Group, will begin with an overview of meeting
goals and a review of key decisions from the previous meetings.
Presenters and discussion leaders include Emily
Proudfoot, Tom Schwetz, Gerry Gaydos, Chris Pryor, Sue Wolling,
Rob Zako, Susan Ban, Mary O'Brien, Mayor Kitty Piercy and Jack Roberts.
Updates on the meeting agenda will be emailed this
week to participants and interested parties. To get on the email
list visit www.TheOspreyGroup.comor
email johnhuyler@earthlink.net
BOTTLED
WATER BACKLASH
There's "water, water everywhere" but is any of
it environmentally sustainable to drink? The most recent backlash
against the bottled water industry is the revelation that Pepsi's
Aquafina and Coke's Dasani bottled water are actually tap water
(you can read a "Democracy Now" transcript on this issue at www.alternet.org/environment/58604/).
Pepsi, whose previous Aquafina slogan was "So pure, we promise nothing,"
has begun a campaign to heighten its "7-step purification process"
and downplay its new tap water image. Pepsi has agreed to include
the words "public water source" on Aquafina labels.
The bottled water backlash has also involved the
revelation that bottled water is no healthier than tap water. A
study put out by the Natural Resources Defense Council showed that
while the Environmental Protection Agency demands that big city
tap water be tested 100 times or more a month for bacteria, the
Food and Drug Administration demands only weekly testing for bottled
water. Yet consumers pay more per gallon for bottled water than
they do for gasoline.
Even bottled water from "natural springs" has its
problems. A popular water like Evian, which comes from source near
Lake Geneva in Central Europe, must be transported thousands of
miles to get to consumers in the U.S. Making the bottles themselves
also uses massive amounts of fossil fuels — enough to fuel
100,000 cars for a year, according to the Earth Policy Institute.
But just when you thought the safest and most eco-friendly
thing to do was carry your tap water (Eugene's comes from the McKenzie
River) in one of those ubiquitous Nalgene bottles, think again.
Although a panel convened by the National Toxicology
Program downplayed the possible danger of a compound called bisphenol
A (BPA) found in plastics used to make Nalgene bottles as well as
baby bottles, other scientists disagree.
An independent panel of scientists concluded that
BPA, which is now found in the blood of most Americans, may play
a role in "prostate and breast cancer, uro-genital abnormalities
in male babies, a decline in semen quality in men, early onset of
puberty in girls, metabolic disorders including insulin-resistant
(type 2) diabetes and obesity, and neurobehavioral problems such
as attention deficit hyperactivity disorder."
Aside from water bottles, BPA is also found in products
ranging from dental fillings to Coca-Cola containers. An article
at Green Guide (www.thegreenguide.com/doc/114/bpa)
gives hints about avoiding BPA, such as washing a Nalgene bottle
by hand and not in the dishwasher and not using bottles that are
cracked or cloudy. Drink up! — Camilla
Mortensen
CASCADIA
ECOFAIR COMING UP
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| Lost
Valley Educational Center circa 2005 |
Lane County is known nationwide for its permaculture
community — people living and working in environmentally and
socially sustainable ways. And one event that draws people from
all over the country (and beyond) is the annual Northwest Regional
Permaculture Gathering, known this year as Cascadia EcoFair.
This year's 10th annual gathering runs Aug. 23-26
and will feature a rural location, River's Turn Farm in Coburg.
New this year will be camping and expanded programs and entertainment,
according to organizers.
"This site offers the opportunity to demonstrate
a dynamic and vibrant emerging sense of community, informed by sustainable
and permaculture models," reads an email from the group. Organizers
include members of Lost Valley Educational Center and the Eugene
Permaculture Guild.
Workshops are still being finalized, but so far
include sessions on human development, appropriate technology, bicycle
culture, parenting, climate crisis, alternative energy, water issues,
ecobuilding, culture change, relocalization of the economy, food
and gardening, farming and farmscaping, and workshops for children.
Sliding scale ticket prices start at $15 per day;
work trades and scholarships are available.
For more information or registration, email registration@cascadiaecofair.org
or call 349-4309. Two websites (cascadiaecofair.org and suburbanpermaculture.org)
feature the event and its schedule.
OPEN
FORUM ON BROADWAY
Eugene architect Art Paz and other leaders of Eugene's
urban design community will offer their perspectives on West Broadway
redevelopment at a public forum at 7 pm Thursday, Aug. 16, at EWEB's
meeting room, 500 E. 4th Ave.
The topic is "What Does Our Community Want For
The West Broadway Redevelopment?" and discussion will be facilitated
by Rob Handy, board member of Citizens for Public Accountability
and a member of the West Broadway Advisory Committee. For more information,
visit www.lanecpa.org/cpa
Lane
Area Herbicide Spray Schedule
• Weyerhaeuser Co. — South Valley
(744-4600) will ground spray 412 acres with Arsenal, Garlon 4, Oust,
Escort and Chopper herbicides plus Moract adjuvant near starting
Aug. 20 (#50896).
• Weyerhaeuser Co. — South Valley
(744-4600) will spray roadsides with Accord and Garlon 3A herbicides
plus Methylated Seed Oil and Induce adjuvants near starting Aug.
23 (#50909). Call Paul Clements, Oregon Dept. of Forestry at 935-2283.
Compiled
by Jan Wroncy, Forestland Dwellers: 342-8332, www.forestlanddwellers.org
WAR
DEAD
Since the U.S.
invasion began on March 20, 2003 (last
week's numbers in parentheses):
• 3,689
U.S. troops killed* (3,676)
• 27,279 U.S. troops injured* (26,558)
• 292 Coalition troops killed* (292)
• 417 contractors killed** (414)
• 75,723 Iraqi civilians killed*** (74,927)
• $451.7 billion cost of war ($449.7
billion)
*
through Aug. 13, 2007; source: icasualties.org; some figures only
updated monthly** estimate; source: icasualties.org*** highest estimate;
source: iraqbodycount.org; based on confirmed media reports; other
groups calculate civilian deaths as high as 655,000 to one million
| SLANT
The Eugene
City Council Aug. 13 took a big step toward authorizing urban
renewal funds for subsidizing private redevelopment of
the West Broadway blocks downtown. But a ballot initiative
is now in the works to stop it. During the testimony Monday
night, Sundance Natural Foods owner Gavin McComas told the
councilors that he will, "acting on behalf of a group of concerned
citizens and fellow retailers, begin a petition drive to place
this issue on the ballot."
Most Eugeneans
would like to see our downtown recover more quickly from decades
of bad planning, but one of the most basic questions regarding
the latest redevelopment plans has not been adequately addressed:
Should taxpayers provide subsidies for private development
to the detriment of established local businesses? McComas
says he supports spending urban renewal money for a new library,
a new City Hall, the restoration of historic buildings, affordable
housing downtown, a new hospital or "any number of other projects
that are clearly of benefit to the general public."
But of
course nothing involving public-private partnerships is ever
simple. Do we derail a major development in a blighted area
of downtown before we've even seen the plans, before we know
more clearly what the city's commitment will be, before we
know the impact on established businesses? Are there ways
urban renewal funds can be used to provide public amenities
to complement commercial redevelopment? A lot of public input
is going into trying to make this project work for Eugene.
Let's gather more information before we as a community decide
to kill it.
Good news
from the Eugene Planning Commission this week on its
recommendation that McKenzie-Willamette/Triad be denied its
siting of a major medical center in a rural area north of
Eugene, far from the city's population center, and at the
end of a busy highway already prone to congestion. The development
now goes to the City Council for a decision that could go
either way, and that decision will likely advance to the state
Land Use Board of Appeals. The obstacles facing McKenzie-Willamette
seem formidable, but as we've noted before in this column,
just about anything can be built in this county if the developers
have enough money and lawyers. In this case we think it's
time for McKenzie-Willamette to look for a new and better
site for a hospital. The available sites might not have the
sex appeal of a golf course next to a river, but that's not
what medical care is all about. A major medical center, with
all the infrastructure and supporting offices and businesses
that go with it, should be accessible to its patients and
their families, doctors and employees. Let's revisit the fairgrounds.
It's a
little crazy that Gov. Ted Kulongoski and former Gov. Barbara
Roberts are picking their Dem candidate to run against
Gordon Smith nearly nine months before the 2008 May primary.
Leaders usually stay out of their primary as long as they
can, but the announcement came out this week that the present
and former guvs are signing on now with Jeff Merkley over
Steve Novick and other candidates. Money rules, of course.
Novick has been making money calls since Willamette Week
put him on their cover, and Merkley just announced, so he's
behind in the game. Because the Democratic Senatorial Campaign
Committee with its big pockets helped to recruit Merkley,
Oregon Ds need to prove his financial viability out here to
the DSCC. Hence, the governors lend their credibility. But
we want to wait and see, watch both guys and any others who
want to run, listen to at least one "debate" and refuse to
be rushed into picking our candidate to take on Smith. Should
be interesting.
On EW!
A blog this week: Molly handily lists links to all the
Booker Prize longlisted titles, so you don't have to hunt
through the Internet yourself; Suzi starts up a daily newsroll
of interesting tidbits from hither and yon — and watches
way too many Shakespeare adaptations for one person in one
week; Chuck discusses the ability to vote on animatronic dinos
at the Oregon Zoo; we hate bad fonts; Camilla covers the Monday
night gas leak on High Street. And that's just by Tuesday
morning! More to come, as always. Get to our blog through
our website or bookmark blogs.eugeneweekly.com
What can
we say about Karl Rove other than he was one of the
most divisive and destructive forces in modern American politics?
But even more disturbing is the fact that he was able to take
advantage of our national weaknesses: fear and religious bigotry.
What will Bush do without him? The pattern has been set; don't
expect anything to change. Turd Blossom will be whispering
in George's ear until the very end, or at least leaving behind
detailed (but no longer effective) instructions on how to
manipulate and obfuscate Congress and the American people.
What will the Republican Party do without him? Let's hope
the GOP recognizes the damage and vows to never again revert
to short-term Rovian tactics. Eventually, people wise up.
SLANT
includes short opinion pieces, observations and rumor-chasing
notes compiled by the EW staff. Heard any good rumors lately?
Contact Ted Taylor at 484-0519, editor@eugeneweekly.com
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EULAREE
SMITH & SARAH BETH BYRUM
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A music-education major at Fullerton College, Eularee
Smith taught kindergarten for a couple of years, then got married
and became a full-time mom. When the family moved to Eugene in 1979,
she began to give piano lessons at home and to volunteer in the
community. "In the back of my mind, I always wanted to start a program
to bring arts to children," she says. So when her daughter Sarah
Beth graduated from UO in 1999 with a dance major, Smith enlisted
her as a partner in Upstart Crow Studios, a nonprofit that offers
classes in theater, music, dance and other arts to children, without
regard to talent or economic status. "Thirty percent of our kids
are on scholarship," she notes. After years of teaching and performing
in churches and schools ("Our homes became costume shops"), UCS
moved into its own own building in September 2006. "It's passion,
not work," says Smith, who volunteers her time as artistic director.
She still teaches piano and volunteers elsewhere, as in: Oregon
Meals on Wheels Volunteer of the Year for 2006. See more on UCS
classes and shows at upstartcrowstudios.com.
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