SURVIVAL
101
How
not to die in western Oregon
STORY
AND PHOTOS BY JAMES JOHNSTON
EDITOR'S
NOTE: James Johnston writes an outdoor column for Eugene Weekly.
The tragic losses in the woods of Daming Xu in November and James
Kim the year before make Johnston's survival essay especially relevant.
The great outdoors of western Oregon is remarkably safe. It rarely
gets dangerously hot or cold. There's plenty of water and plenty
of material for shelter. Yet almost every year, someone disappears
into the forests and mountains of western Oregon and doesn't come
back.
I grew up in the boonies, and my childhood friends
and I all prayed for a genuine survival situation. None of us wanted
to suffer the ignominy of "getting lost," but we relished the idea
of "a tight spot," some unforseen circumstances (avalanche, dangerous
animals, etc.) that would transform an otherwise boring expedition
into a test of our outdoor abilities, to say nothing of our growing
narrative powers. "Yeeeee-ep," I'd tell the kids on the school bus
"Jeff 'n' me, we got ourselves into a pretty tight spot last night."
Young Jeff and I had snuck out of the house in the
middle of the night, jammed ourselves into a crude lean-to and spent
the next 10 hours lighting approximately 20,000 kitchen matches.
The search party consisted of my father, an expert
tracker, who stuck his head out the door at 7 am and yelled, "I
AM FEEDING YOUR GODDAMNED BREAKFASTS TO THE DOG."
There's been a library of books written about surviving
in the wilderness. A lot of people read them and get bogged down
thinking about stuff you don't really need to know, like: Do I play
dead if a brown bear attacks and fight back against a black bear,
or is it the other way around? What side of the tree does moss grow
on? Can they find me with the GPS unit in my cell phone?
The tips you'll read below comprise some of the
most basic information that will help you cope with noninjury, getting-lost
-type situations in our region. I have never been lost, of course.
But I have encountered many unforeseen circumstances ranging from
the prosaic (falling into the North Santiam River in winter or getting
stranded by fog and falling rock on Mt. Jefferson) to the truly
dangerous (taking tequila shots with fire crews or hiking with R-G
reporters in certain controversial salvage sales closed to the public
pursuant to 36 CFR § 261.53).
The bare essentials for day hiking are (in order
of importance): Map, water, warm clothes (including change of socks),
rain slicker, tinder and waterproof lighter or matches, emergency
blanket, water purification tablets, knife and snacks. Carry all
of these.
And here are the tips:
Get a map! A map is your most
important survival tool. It will keep you from getting lost in the
first place and help you get back to your vehicle if you take a
wrong turn. You don't need a compass; you simply need to note trail
junctions, stream crossings, roads and other geographic features
and locate these features on your map to orient yourself. It is
difficult to get lost or stay lost if you have a good map. The maps
in guidebooks don't count. Get a good topographic map from the Forest
Service or at REI for the area you're planning to hike in.
Stay on the trail! Leaving the trail
is hands-down the worst decision you can make while lost in western
Oregon. Search and rescue personnel will always search the local
trail and road system first, which could take days. If you're not
on the trail, it's difficult to be seen from the air. The fancy
infrared equipment carried by National Guard and sheriff's department
helicopters is ineffective in heavy forest cover and deep canyons.
Frequent rain washes away tracks and scent. Following a creek downstream
will rarely take you back to civilization; as often as not it will
take you into a treacherous canyon far from help. Stay on
the trail no matter what.
Stay together. If you are traveling
with a friend(s), unless one of you is seriously injured and the
other is positive he or she can reach help quickly, stay together.
With a friend around, you'll stay warmer, maintain a better mental
attitude and make better decisions.
Secure safe water. You should
always bring water along when hiking, even on a short hike. It is
critical to stay hydrated if you're lost. Water is necessary for
metabolism and good circulation, which you need to stay warm. Most
water sources in western Oregon, even in wilderness areas, are contaminated
and will make you sick. Everyone should hike with water purification
tablets to add to their canteens along with water from a stream.
Carry clothes that will keep you dry and warm.
Aside from serious injury, being wet in cold weather is the
worst thing that can happen to you in western Oregon. The combination
of cold and wet will burn your energy reserves far faster than cold
alone, weakening you, interfering with your higher brain functioning
and eventually killing you. It is essential that you carry a sweater
or jacket and water-repellent outer garment at a bare minimum.
No matter what the weather conditions, I always
carry a Mont-Bell Ultra-Light Down jacket (a spendy little item
that's incredibly warm and light), a cheap, lightweight plastic
rain slicker and an even cheaper and lighter emergency blanket.
All three items together weigh about the same as a pair of heavy
wool socks but make freezing temperatures, wind and rain survivable,
if not comfortable.
Build a fire and shelter. If you are
lost and get wet, if you don't have dry clothes, if you don't expect
immediate rescue and if temperatures drop below 40 degrees, you
are in serious trouble.
Building a fire when it's wet is not easy. To cope
with this eventuality, I pack a small amount of newspaper and bone-dry
oak shavings (cooked in my oven for 15 minutes at 150 degrees) and
a Colibri Extreme II wind resistant lighter. With this outfit and
under shelter, it is possible to get a fire going even in wet conditions.
How? The only real answer is practice. Put together a kit like mine
and try it sometime. You will learn which fuel and methods work
best. (Hints: Dig a little to find dry fuel, use a knife to shave
off bark and outer wood, dry large amounts of fine fuels with an
improvised grill and add those first, and blow on the son of a gun
like it's Dick Cheney and you've got a nasty flu virus.)
If you are cold and wet, you are not going to have
the time or energy to build an elaborate shelter. Make use of existing
nooks and crannies in boulders or large logs. Scrape out wet material.
Lean large branches against the cavity you'll rest in and roof the
structure with fir boughs. Overbuild the structure — the excess
material will be dried by your fire and added to it.
The key to building a shelter in western Oregon
is fir boughs. They are a good insulator and rain repellent. Shake
them vigorously to get water off them. You will need a lot of fir
boughs, the more the better. After you construct a roof, lay large
amounts of fir boughs on the ground as a mattress — most of
your heat loss will come from contact with the ground. Cover yourself
with even more fir boughs. If worse comes to worst and you can't
get a fire going, remove wet clothing and wrap yourself up in huge
numbers of fir boughs inside your shelter.
Control your breathing and sing to yourself.
This sounds flaky, but it's good advice. The biggest obstacle
to survival in a tight spot is panic, which leads to poor decision
making and a cascade of physiological reactions which will further
drain your energy reserves. To ameliorate these symptoms, clench
the muscles in your arms and legs while inhaling deeply; hold this
breath briefly and exhale slowly while relaxing your muscles. This
exercise stimulates an autonomic nervous system response that will
signal your brain stem — the ancient, reptilian lower back
part of your brain that controls panic reactions —to chill
out. Singing and chanting to yo urself also helps. Seriously.
Deal with it. The most important survival
skill is good decision making. Poor decision making, as with most
self-destructive human behavior, is a result of how people frame
the problem they face. If you are alone in a deep forest at night,
cold, with no idea where you are or how to get out, a common reaction
is to frame the situation in your mind as desperate, which will
lead to desperate (and usually wrong) decision-making. You need
better perspective on your situation. The facts are, if you stay
on the trail, someone will be along for you, and the fir boughs
and the shelter will keep you warm enough to survive until then.
Sing yourself a song and breathe deeply. Try and think of a clever
line to use when help arrives ("D-D-D-Dr. Livingston, I presume?").
Stay on the trail.
To
set the record straight:
1) Fight back aggressively with your hands, feet, rocks and sticks
if attacked by a black bear or cougar; use a .30-06 for brown bears.
2) Moss grows everywhere; it is not a navigational tool.
3) Cell phone GPS signals won't work in steep canyons or dense forest
cover, or when they're wet.
EAT
SLUGS, NOT BUGS
Some people wonder if they should eat bugs or what
not if they're lost, cold and hungry. Do you know how much energy
you'll burn rustling up enough bugs to make a meal? A better bet
is one of those big banana slugs. Chop off the tail and eat it raw.
Banana slugs are edible and a good fatty source of energy.
Write to me care of the Weekly and let me
know how that goes. I almost talked myself into trying a slug tail
once because I don't like to recommend stuff that I haven't tried
myself. About eight years ago I was camped in a makeshift shelter
on the south side of Mt. June and decided I'd eat a slug for breakfast
and see what the day's hiking was like. I spent a fair amount of
time selecting a victim, which was a mistake, because after twenty
minutes or so of poking at slugs, I got worried that I'd throw up
if I ate one. Vomiting is very bad in a survival situation. You
lose a lot of fluid and risk dehydration. I had been living on gin
and huckleberries for several days and couldn't risk further dehydration.
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