Finders
Keepers Heist
film barely steals your attention BY
JASON BLAIR
THE
BANK JOB: Directed by Roger Donaldson. Written by Dick Clement and
Ian La Frenais. Cinematography, Michael Coulter. Music, J. Peter
Robinson. Starring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, Richard Lintern,
Peter De Jersey, Stephen Campbell Moore and Daniel Mays. Lionsgate,
2008. R. 110 minutes.
Terry
(Jason Statham) in The Bank Job
In the wake of slick heist thrillers like
Ocean's 11 bobs The Bank Job, a bouncy but barely
there caper about the looting of a London vault. Based on a true
story but packed with conjecture due to the nature of the crime,
The Bank Job examines with breezy efficiency the 1971 robbery
in which a gang of easygoing low-lifes — they're about as
deadly as the A-Team — snatched several safety deposit
boxes, one of which held snapshots of Princess Margaret completely
starkers. This is to say, without her bloomers on, with a man's
head giving her crotch a very close inspection. The problem with
The Bank Job isn't that it plays all this as fun; it does,
but apart from the occasional gag, it's not nearly fun enough. Instead,
it aims for something closer to gritty realism, but it finds only
outlines and traces without shading. While not stupid, The Bank
Job is merely sufficient, a serviceable but forgettable film
that appeases in the same way drive-thru food appeases. It should
be savored about as much.
This is a shame, because the story itself is a whopper.
Massively in debt, car dealer Terry (Jason Statham) accepts a bank
heist job from Martine (Saffron Burrows), a friend and former model
who, unbeknownst to Terry, faces jail time if she can't make the
bank job happen. That's because British intelligence has organized
the heist to retrieve the pictures of the princess. All they need
is a group of disposable villains to carry it out. It's almost too
convoluted, but director Roger Donaldson stays in control of the
story, which sets up an assembly line of competing but complementary
interests and thus a rising tide of opportunity: Martine need only
deliver the photographs to be free, while the loot can go to Terry's
gang, provided they don't catch on to Martine's subterfuge. If Terry
discovers the pictures, it will more than shatter the conventional
"honor among thieves" wisdom; it will downright pique his interest.
Which happens anyway when the vault reveals even more scandalous
material, causing several of the box's owners to take a serious
interest in Terry and company.
Stranger than fiction, all of this, but that doesn't
keep screenwriters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais (Across the
Universe) from loading in sudden outbursts of sex, gratuitous
period costuming and, worst of all, a totally unconvincing civil
rights subplot about black activism in early 1970s London. The latter
is the most egregious element of The Bank Job: The man who
owns the photographs is Michael X (Peter De Jersey), an influential
black revolutionary who in the film comes off as equal parts spite
and paranoia. The actual Michael X was much more complicated than
that, if less dangerous than The Bank Job portrays him to
be, all of which is in keeping with the film's sensationalized approach
to history.
The buttress in this ramshackle edifice is Saffron
Burrows, a sultry beauty whose cheekbones alone communicate more
than Jason Statham's body, which tends to be wooden — but
wood that's been ejected from a gun, as demonstrated in films like
The Transporter and Crank. If Burrows benefits by
comparison to the less gifted Statham, so be it, but in The Bank
Job Burrows' duplicity as Martine seems constantly at war with
her affection for Terry, a conflict that results in her seeming
at once removed and available. Burrows may yet become more than
the minor actress she is. For Statham, one imagines it's more of
the same ahead.