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Air Bag Rapture? Headline of the Day!

According to a Register-Guard headline today, your car and its airbags have a hitherto-unknown superpower.

Rapture.

A "50 Percent Chance of  Dangerous Air Bag Rapture" to be precise.  What can we say? Jesus, take the wheel.

h/t retired editor EW Ted Taylor