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Crank it like a Chainsaw: The new Beaver dance craze?

"Crank It Like a Chainsaw" is probably not that out-of-context an anthem for Oregon State given the amount of tree-chopping, chainsaw-using forestry that comes out of the Corvallis institution. Twerking meets chainsaws — what could go wrong? I guess we will see if the Beavs will crank their chainsaws on their next trip to Autzen, or if they will be too stunned by the waterfalls, full-grown trees and glimpses of the new "Sweat Shop's" opulence nearby.

How did I miss the chainsaw song when it first came out anyway? (Probably because I'm not that up on crunk Christian rock). The lyrics are practically a Pacific Northwest anthem. Below is the full Family Force 5 video.

Lay in the cut with them elbows back
Engine smokin' just like this track
Shirt be soakin'
from all this sweat
Catch my breath, chainsaw

Now hear me roar
I'm an apex predator
From the sycamores,
let's get skeletor
Chainsaw, chainsaw
Watch and learn, watch and learn
Get that thang crankin',
yeah, slash slash burn

Bows to the knees,
yeah, crank it like a chainsaw
Bows to the knees, 
yeah, crank it like a chainsaw
Crank it, crank it, crank it back
Crank it, crank it, back back