The first thing I thought when I saw Lane County Commission Chair Sid Leiken's video statement on firing Liane Richardson was "Someone needs to Songify this."
(OK, actually my first thought was more like "Wow, they just made a video that basically says: 'There has been a lot of speculation in the media. I want you to know we hired an investigator. Who uncovered facts. Facts I'm not going to tell you. There! That should take care of the speculation.'"')