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Dogs, Cops and Flags Collide at Fire Hydrant

With a straight face, the Oregonian wrote this story
about Hillsboro removing a flag painted fire hydrant at a dog park
after complaints. The star spangled urinal was set up by cops in
memorial to a police dog. Maybe Congress needs to pass a Constitutional
amendment.

By illustration, here's a video of urinoterrorism: